The Magic Mullet
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Just a random thought for a lazy afternoon. If I was in a job I hated i'd quit by dragging my exposed scrotumn through my bosses mashed potato dinner and then use it as a makeshift paintbrush to write "I quit, you whopper" on the floor in spuds and pubic hair.

I may then perform some kind of sex act on his/her car, possibly using it as a target for a makeshift bukkake party.
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|7116|USA
I'd rather be a "hit the lottery not ever show up/call again, make them wonder" type of quitting.
JahManRed
wank
+646|7082|IRELAND

I work for myself, so I guess telling myself to fuck off, would do it.
jsnipy
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+3,277|6976|...

I have no oppressor. I would say "Nice working with you, I'm putting in my two weeks". Then I would get a counter offer. Then I would stay.

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