The Magic Mullet
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Apologies for the post attack, the mind is just wandering, made me think about something I did about 4 years ago. As part of my university degree I had to do a year in industry, as did all my uni mates. One of my mates is a squeaky little cockney lad called Tim who is the easiest person to wind up in the world. (We  once moved the entire contents of his bedroom into the kitchen at 3am, knowing full well he'd be returning half an hour later with a girl, and laid them out neatly in the garden, alarm clock an' all...)

Anyway, back on subject, we were doing random things between the lot of us to wind each other up. One week someone would make prank phone calls to another's place of work, phone in sick for other people randomly, that sort of thing. Your basic game of oneupmanship.

Then I overstepped the mark. Not content with prank phone calls I shaved of my pubic thatch, popped it in an envelope and sent it to Tim's office. Apparently it fell out onto his desk like a piece of tumbleweed and he nearly got the sack.

That is sadly very true and the anger in his voice afterwards will keep me laughing until the day I die.
Coolbeano
Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei
+378|7217

Could've sworn this isn't the first thread of its kind
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6943|Gogledd Cymru

the horror, my worst thing would probably beating up this gay kid on the bus, it was 2 on 1 aswell pretty funny, but i felt a bit bad afterwards seems as he was a gay n all
The Magic Mullet
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+240|6878

Coolbeano wrote:

Could've sworn this isn't the first thread of its kind
I did a search, I found a 'stupidest thing youve ever done' thread, but nothing regarding cruelty.
Coolbeano
Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei
+378|7217

Ah, my bad.
Switch
Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|6917|Tyne & Wear, England
Replaced the contents of my ex-girlfriend's slim-fast with weight gain 2000.  Or something along the lines of that name.

Stupid bitch.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Liberal-Sl@yer
Certified BF2S Asshole
+131|6910|The edge of sanity
Worst thing ive doe huh? The time i completly destroied a feshmans self asteem by constantly calling her a whore with a black hole vagina until she became an emo is probly the worst thing ive done.
Havok
Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist
+302|7128|Florida, United States

No, I'm pretty sure Cougar had a thread on this because he posted about splitting a dog's head open with a hatchet for some reason....
ELITE-UK
Scratching my back
+170|6928|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND
Intentionally kicked a football into a little kids face for no reason.
daffytag
cheese-it!
+104|7029
I did the magnifying glass on an ant thing. They actually go crackle. I even felt guilty afterwards.

Last edited by daffytag (2007-03-26 07:56:56)

Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6943|Gogledd Cymru

ELITE-UK wrote:

Intentionally kicked a football into a little kids face for no reason.
ive done that before, feels bad afterwards not as bad as twatting homo's though
The Magic Mullet
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Havok wrote:

No, I'm pretty sure Cougar had a thread on this because he posted about splitting a dog's head open with a hatchet for some reason....
Well in that case i'm sure I will be dealt with and harshly reprimanded in due course.
Havok
Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist
+302|7128|Florida, United States

daffytag wrote:

I did the magnifying glass on an ant thing. They actually go crackle. I even felt guilty afterwards.
I've tried doing that so many times and I've only managed to singe the ground, but never the ants.  You'd think being in Florida and all would make the sun more powerful... which means more destructive power....   *grabs magnifying glass*

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