I just got home from work, relaxed in front of the TV, and within about two minutes, I saw two things to finally Kill the death overdue Chuck Norris Jokes.
The first was a Mountain Dew commercial which two nimrod guys make a video bashing Norris. Suddenly Norris is at their Doorbell. They run. He's everywhere they run to. ha fucking ha. Chuck outsmarts them and steals thier Mt Dew.
First, He's a corperate whore.
Second, I had the unfortunate experience of flipping to VH1 or E! news. Can't remember which channel, and don't care. There is Chuck Spouting off the "Chuck Norris Facts". Obviously and shamelessly trying to cash in on his psuedo E-fame.
Now that A corperation has cashed in on a internet fad, they properly killed it, beheading it with the man himself raping the last ounce of funny by trying to use it for personal gain.
AND for a quote:
"It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.
By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things — and so can you"
Thanks Chuck, your Religeous preaching has taught us all. It's called a joke asshole. We know you are not capable of Growing a fist on your chin, or cleaning your teeth with live ammunition. way to miss the point.
So, I have taken the liberty (without any right) to declare this day the official day that the CHuck Norris Fad is dead.
EDIT: Stopped a bit of GrammEr Holocaust.
The first was a Mountain Dew commercial which two nimrod guys make a video bashing Norris. Suddenly Norris is at their Doorbell. They run. He's everywhere they run to. ha fucking ha. Chuck outsmarts them and steals thier Mt Dew.
First, He's a corperate whore.
Second, I had the unfortunate experience of flipping to VH1 or E! news. Can't remember which channel, and don't care. There is Chuck Spouting off the "Chuck Norris Facts". Obviously and shamelessly trying to cash in on his psuedo E-fame.
Now that A corperation has cashed in on a internet fad, they properly killed it, beheading it with the man himself raping the last ounce of funny by trying to use it for personal gain.
AND for a quote:
"It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.
By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things — and so can you"
Thanks Chuck, your Religeous preaching has taught us all. It's called a joke asshole. We know you are not capable of Growing a fist on your chin, or cleaning your teeth with live ammunition. way to miss the point.
So, I have taken the liberty (without any right) to declare this day the official day that the CHuck Norris Fad is dead.
EDIT: Stopped a bit of GrammEr Holocaust.
Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2007-03-26 22:06:03)
