If you're havin' BF problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a patch ain't one
[Verse One]
I got the game patrol on the stat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Game critics they say EA's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in ya patch-atos
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' stats
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my patches you can press fast forward
I got beef with the web if i don't play they show
They don't play my games well i don't give a shit SO
Game mags try and use my white ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that EA has
I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a patch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus]
99 problems but the patch aint one
If you're havin' BF problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a patch ain't one
[Verse Two]
The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' ROE
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Scout.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the wipe
So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know what I'm wipin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my wrench's real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was repairin a jeep in a puddle of water' "
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my stat's are legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a ROE for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of DICE guy or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally wipe my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when the BFROE come"
I got 99 problems but a patch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus]
99 Problems but a patch ain't one
if you havin BF problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a patch ain't one hit me
99 Problems but a patch ain't one
if you havin BF problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a patch ain't one
Hit me
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Thank you thank you. I took out the third verse because well I couldn't make sense out of it, so consider this the Points of Authority/99 Problems version of the song by Linkin Park + Jay-Z without LP's singing.
I got 99 problems but a patch ain't one
[Verse One]
I got the game patrol on the stat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Game critics they say EA's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in ya patch-atos
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' stats
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my patches you can press fast forward
I got beef with the web if i don't play they show
They don't play my games well i don't give a shit SO
Game mags try and use my white ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that EA has
I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a patch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus]
99 problems but the patch aint one
If you're havin' BF problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a patch ain't one
[Verse Two]
The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' ROE
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Scout.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the wipe
So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know what I'm wipin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my wrench's real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was repairin a jeep in a puddle of water' "
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my stat's are legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a ROE for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of DICE guy or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally wipe my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when the BFROE come"
I got 99 problems but a patch ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus]
99 Problems but a patch ain't one
if you havin BF problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a patch ain't one hit me
99 Problems but a patch ain't one
if you havin BF problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a patch ain't one
Hit me
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Thank you thank you. I took out the third verse because well I couldn't make sense out of it, so consider this the Points of Authority/99 Problems version of the song by Linkin Park + Jay-Z without LP's singing.