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2005-12-16 23:12:12

#1

The_Lone_N00b: Member; +2|7191

So I'm at my friends house and he has 2 comps linked toget her so they an do a lot together. we're both playing BF 2 on it, Stike at karkand. He goes to the bathroom and then I slide over and type on his comp:

FRIENDS USER NAME NOT TO BE DISCLOSED: Hey guys, I'm a homo. So who here wants to have freakay buttsecks wit me?

I slid back over to my comp

The_Lone_N00b: WTF o_O?

He comes back less then am inute later, and while I'm off reviving someone, I see one teammate type

Userguy: Hey, how much for a hand job at the Square?

I laughed so hard

2005-12-16 23:17:29

#2

sparklet: Banned; +34|7168|stop corecting my grammer!!!!!

lol i luaghed 2

2005-12-16 23:18:22

#3

Lib-Sl@yer: Member; +32|7133|Wherever the F**k i feel like

to mess with my friend we took his mp3 player deleted all of his songs and replaced it with death metal

2005-12-16 23:37:50

#4

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7176|United States of America

Cool, I once gave my friend for his birthday some beano and gas-x. He didnt like those gifts too much. Of course the next year my other friend gave him a Baby Ruth Bar, Bursting with Peanuts! He is allergic to peanuts, so all he did was turn and say "Are you trying to kill me?" It was pretty frickin funny.

2005-12-16 23:45:56

#5

-=|BW|=-Hollow_Moon: Member; +5|7175

Someone did that to my mp3 player I would beat them to death with it

2005-12-17 09:46:43

#6

Chao2: Member; +8|7135|UK(stats says usa by mistake)

-=|BW|=-Hollow_Moon wrote:
Someone did that to my mp3 player I would beat them to death with it

The influences of death metal...

2005-12-19 16:42:12

#7

Pineapple_Pez: Member; +2|7164

Last night, I was playing with my brother and some clan members over team speak and using Xfire. My brother was using a different profile than he usually uses, so noone else but me knew who he was. Me and 2 other guys were in the same squad on the USMC, and my brother was in the same server playing as the MEC. Since were all on Teamspeak, my brother would listen to us talk and use the information such as where we were going against us. Someone would mention that we were going to attack the construction site, and everytime my brother would magically show up and kill them. It was so funny to listen to my clan members frustration when they were killed by "Aging Milk" which is the other profile my brother was using. I knew what my brother was doing, but couldnt help but go along with the joke.

Every few minutes I would hear this "Aging Milk killed me again! I swear that kid is a hacker. He's always right around the corner waiting for me. What the hell? He killed me again. Its like he knows where I am."

Near the end of the round I hinted as to who Aging Milk really was. They were pissed, but we all laughed.

P.S. I was on Teamspeak, but didnt have a mic. I was just listening to the conversation while communicating with my brother over Xfire.

2005-12-26 19:24:21

#8

DR-BLAZ: Member; +0|7117

I was fishing in Canada with some buddies back in the 1980s. In the middle of our trip, we decided to find a shallow bay so we could wash up (four days without a shower was getting to us). We stripped down and washed. One guy was 6'6" tall and quite fat -- a huge guy. While he was washing in very cold water (i.e. shrinkage), I snapped a photo. Well, we both worked at the same restaurant... I had the picture of him naked blown up to 11x14 and hung it in the employee breakroom of the restaurant. All the cute waitresses signed it. One wrote, "Hey, big guy! Not so big after all!" He blew a gasket when he saw it.

2005-12-26 19:31:39

#9

chickenmuncher: Member; +2|7171| U.S.A.

Pwned ^^^

2005-12-26 19:42:00

#10

n1nj41c l337ne55: Member; +1|7165|Pittsburgh, Virginia lol

Take your usb mouse anywhere. Plug it in while theyre doing something and (*^& around with it. Theyll start going OMGWTFBBQ!!!!1!111oneone

2005-12-27 09:30:50

#11

DarkLordFoxx: Member; +0|7117

n1nj41c l337ne55 wrote:
Take your usb mouse anywhere. Plug it in while theyre doing something and (*^& around with it. Theyll start going OMGWTFBBQ!!!!1!111oneone

Better: USB wireless mouse....pwnage from the next room

2005-12-27 11:37:27

#12

TehSeraphim: Thread Ender; +58|7144|New Hampshire

When I was in high school we had an E-Mac lab, and my buddy and I were sitting next to each other in the front of the room. Well, the teachers in this room can send you messages onto your screen with whatever name they want, and my teacher sent my buddy Tim one as "Big Brother" and he said "Im watching you Tim".

I didn't know about the admin powers the teacher had, so in my infinite wisdom (thinking it may be a hacker or a friend of mine), I messaged back - "Oh yeah - what am I wearing big boy? Do you want me to rub my cock?"

I heard the teacher burst out laughing...he thought it was hilarious, and so did we.

2005-12-28 05:47:37

#13

*ToRRo*cT|: Spanish Sniper-Wh0re; +199|7164|Malaga, España

funniest trick with 2 mouses working with channels

i was @ an friends house he was playing BF2, he has 2 comps . 1 his own and the 2nd one off his dad. but having the same Keyboard/mouse set. i was sitting on his dad's pc surfing the net...then he going to get something to drink...and on that moment i got the evil idea to do something .... well he was using channel 1. his dad channel 2....so i switch under the mouse the buttons to channel 1 . so i also could controll the game. he got back with some drinks . he played along. now i,m going to make some situations

Situation1 : he was on the roof of the Mashtuur city highes building (at MeC HQ) he got up their as an sniper to snipe the mecs downhill...well he was standing on the edge and my buddy was having a zip of his drink looked at me and said something. well when he turned back his mind on the screen he saw his last second of his fall ... LoL WTF hows that possible...Me: i dont know .

Situation 2: he was placing C4 on a spawnpoint , he was finished walking back to an spot so he can detonate it when the enemy arrived but he had his detonator in his hand....he walking on 1 of the packages and i pushed the mouse button BLAM! hes fucked .... AAAAAAAAAAH WTF! .. Me: well not a smart move mate.

Situation 3: taking of in an Jet....he was climbing and then going down to bomb something i gave him a hand to get him down by keep pushing the mouse Forward and BLAM crashed into the ground

situation 4: capping an flag with 7 friendlies around....he had his C4 in his hand so i decided to really fuck him up. so i pushed the mouse button so he threw an C4, and switched to detonator and BLAM he dead and his 7 teammates....he got booted...omfg i really almost pissed in my pants couldnt stop laughing for about two minutes....so he told me, how the fuck is this happening a sort of bug....i laugherd and put the mous up and show him the button where it said ''CHANNEL 1'' he looked with his mouth wide open ....and he also started to laugh ... he asked me why i did it. answer : well ur playing for 1 hour and an half non stop and i started to get boring me...so lets go do something else

Last edited by *ToRRo*cT| (2005-12-28 05:52:54)

2006-01-10 12:02:23

#14

XBoughtonX: Member; +2|7242|North Texas

I had the same issue at one of my first LAN parties... one of the guys across from me had the same kind of wireless mouse. turning all different directions, not firing when the button was pressed...

I was beginning to think my batteries were dying. Luckily I had a wired mouse with me for such ocasions.

Last edited by XBoughtonX (2006-01-10 12:05:35)

2006-01-10 12:25:34

#15

fdcp_elmo: Rules over Sesamestreet; +5|7175|The Netherlands

fucking with friends is so much fun
.... I hope your friends are girls

2006-01-15 06:37:27

#16

Echo: WOoKie; +383|7140|The Netherlands

An old clanmate of me came out of the closet like a year ago on our clanforum, saying he was gay and he had a boyfriend. Told us he knew it for a long time and he wanted to get this finally of his chest. Some recruit started flaming him for it and cause i was a member of the command staff of that clan. I felt that was wrong so i talked to my clanleader about it and we kicked the recruit of the clan cause of his remarks.

The next night i talked to the guy on ts and it turned out this 'gay' clanmember had a couple of mates over the night before to watch a couple of movies. When he fell asleep the other guys figured it would be funny to make some topics on his clanforum using his account, windows remember password is a bitch.

Last edited by General-Echo (2006-01-15 07:35:04)

2006-01-15 07:22:23

#17

Lestat<CoN>: Didnt Do it; +9|7124

Im the Squad Commander of the squad im in plus Admin on our forums and the favourite thing to do is revoke peoples privilages or change passwords on them and it has most of them stuffed till they look to the top of the forums

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