GuliblGuy
Zulu son, what!?!
+79|7241|Anaheim, CA

Saw this and thought it was hilarious!

http://apnews.excite.com/article/200704 … BEIG0.html

Apr 3, 4:20 PM (ET)

LONDON (AP) - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

"I was No. 1 on the 'who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.
jermyang
I've Seen the Saucers.
+38|7195|Norcal, usa
that's just wrong, man.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6985|Global Command
I love that guy.
Masques
Black Panzer Party
+184|7178|Eastern PA
Keith Richards will never die. I'm sure of that.

All of the shit that he's snorted, injected, and smoked have probably been metabolized into some kind of immortality elixir.
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7230|Noizyland

At the end of the world when the Nuclear Holocaust happens there will be Cockroaches and Kieth Richards. He'll be talking to them saying "You know I smoked your Uncle? Fucking crazy..."
[Blinking eyes thing]
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SuperSlowYo
slow as you go
+124|7016|Canaduhhh.. West Toast
i think it was in the book dirt motley crue biography they talked about sniffing live ants... gotta love the excessive lives of rich folk
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|6801|Twyford, UK
The HELL?

God DAMN, rock music has one messed up set of performers.
ThaReaper
Banned
+410|7095
lol, Apr 3, 4:20 PM (ET)
oChaos.Haze
Member
+90|6894

SuperSlowYo wrote:

i think it was in the book dirt motley crue biography they talked about sniffing live ants... gotta love the excessive lives of rich folk
Yep, but it was Ozzy who snorted them, Motley was just on tour with him and they were all trying to outdo each other.
OmniDeath
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+726|7100

sick.
gator45666
Member
+6|7084|St.Petersburg, Fl.
Sounds Like something Ozzy would do. I guess Coke is the only thing keeping Keith Richards alive for this long.
UnknownRanger
Squirrels, natures little speedbump.
+610|6801|Cali

jermyang wrote:

that's just wrong, man.
topal63
. . .
+533|7174

ATG wrote:

I love that guy.
T.Pike
99 Problems . . .
+187|6738|Pennsyltucky

Now his Publicist is saying it was all a joke and he can't believe it was taken seriously.
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6778|Orrstrayleea
he must be messed up in th head, i read somewhere that Tupac said when he died he wanted to be cremated then rolled up with some weed and smoked!
djphetal
Go Ducks.
+346|6791|Oregon
I think it's kinda cute...

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