Embarrassing BF2 stories?

2007-04-04 22:59:27

#1

Canadian_Sniper_X: Member; +45|6757|Kamloops, BC Canada

Everyone has all these funny stories... and amazing stories... What about the bad ones? The ones where you go 'oh shit, did I just do that'

1) It took me 300+ hours to get my crew service ribbon.

2) When I was playing Karkand and (I was USMC) and we were taking the hotel, I tried to throw a grenade but only tapped the right mouse button. So the grenade took me, and everyone capping the hotel flag out. (suicide + 3 teamkills

Very embarrassing.

2007-04-04 23:10:43

#2

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6836|NYC / Hamburg

getting crushed by my own vehicle. Also trying to shoot down a J-10 on wake, only to have the missiles go around it and take down a friendly blackhawk

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2007-04-04 23:26:20

#3

.robzored.: Roflcopter Pilot; +74|6545|Illinois

Landing a laser guided bomb right in the middle of a neutral base - only to teamkill an entire 4 man squad capping the flag

2007-04-04 23:28:59

#4

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox: Big Mouth Prick; +219|6799|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition

Karkand, I was USMC in a tank and I didnt know there were around 4 engineers repairing me but I got scared and backed up. 4 TK's for me

2007-04-04 23:32:55

#5

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6591|Orrstrayleea

Well i sort of meant to do this but i regreted it so....I was chinese commander on my shitty account on wake, all my team was doin was waiting for the jet or being shit in it, so i suicided, spawned at the airfeild as an engineer, and A.t mined the airstrip, i got alot of T.ks but damn it was funny

2007-04-04 23:33:32

#6

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6831|British Columbia, Canada

Trying to TV a Enemy Chopper and ended up missing and hitting a Friendly plane..

2007-04-04 23:41:04

#7

InfectiousShadow: BF2S Resident Bass Player; +45|6700|Washington State, USA

jumping out of a chopper and having it land on a tank...

2007-04-04 23:42:37

#8

neon_flux601: Member; +18|6519|Sidahnee Orstrayleeah

haha one of my sunday night 'beer and battlefield' sessions (playing engineer on wake) led to my frustration at not being able to figure out why this damn arty wasn't repairing... and just what the HELL does that specops guy on my team think he's doing blowing the other ones up... and WHY are my squadmates laughing their asses off at me?

get another beer carl.

2007-04-04 23:42:50

#9

twiistaaa: Member; +87|6937|mexico

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
Well i sort of meant to do this but i regreted it so....I was chinese commander on my shitty account on wake, all my team was doin was waiting for the jet or being shit in it, so i suicided, spawned at the airfeild as an engineer, and A.t mined the airstrip, i got alot of T.ks but damn it was funny

wouldn't it of been easier to just arty it?

i can't think of anything.. im pretty much all round awesome.

2007-04-04 23:54:54

#10

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6591|Orrstrayleea

twiistaaa wrote:
Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
Well i sort of meant to do this but i regreted it so....I was chinese commander on my shitty account on wake, all my team was doin was waiting for the jet or being shit in it, so i suicided, spawned at the airfeild as an engineer, and A.t mined the airstrip, i got alot of T.ks but damn it was funny
wouldn't it of been easier to just arty it?

i can't think of anything.. im pretty much all round awesome.

nonono, i WAS CHINESE AND I A.T MINED THE CHINESE AIRSTRIP to try and get my team to do something other than waiting for the jet and then totaly sucking in it!!

2007-04-05 00:01:54

#11

UnknownRanger: Squirrels, natures little speedbump.; +610|6613|Cali

max wrote:
getting crushed by my own vehicle. Also trying to shoot down a J-10 on wake, only to have the missiles go around it and take down a friendly blackhawk

2007-04-05 00:02:48

#12

EnemyOfAllkind: Member; +28|6738|Finland

On Guld Of Oman a mad rush to planes and choppers... I get to F-35b and start rolling only to see that a blackhawk is coming towards me from my right side... I try to evade it by going left and pushing afterburner... End up ramming in to our second F-35b... Destroying both planes & pilots & few guys on the airstrip...

I was so embarrased that had to disconnect from the server....

https://bf3s.com/sigs/e01c5bfa5f0a95a99794736ab44fb78102fe70ec.png

2007-04-05 00:13:04

#13

K.Arathorn: Member; +4|7010|Sweden

How many times havn't I aim a AA missile at an enemy aircraft/chopper and ended up with hitting some of my own people... ..with a following "You where punished for TK"...

Brg
//K.Arathorn

Last edited by K.Arathorn (2007-04-05 00:13:22)

2007-04-05 00:17:51

#14

Drakef: Cheeseburger Logicist; +117|6630|Vancouver

What?

Like a Purple Heart?

Bad memories...

2007-04-05 00:25:40

#15

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6831|British Columbia, Canada

I've got another

The first day I bought battlefield 2, I got a Purple heart, I of course didn't know what it was and bragged to people that I got it, I soon found out what the requirements were.. haha.

2007-04-05 01:03:37

#16

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6591|Orrstrayleea

^^^ 100 hours, , nearly 4000 kills in the game and i still havent got one

2007-04-05 01:38:54

#17

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6596

Condiniously puting mines down around my tank as I repair, and driving off, but then backing up and bailing out to repair again...And KABOOM! Empty tank over a mine = death.

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2007-04-05 01:40:17

#18

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6693

On IO Jalalalalabad the MEC had all caps so it was the usual pitched battle between US base and the Outpost/Lake. I managed to sprint through the hail of bullets, killed 4 or 5 on my way through, made it all the way to the Fountain without dying, found my self a nice spot and started to take the flag. The commander must have seen this because unbeknown to me, he ordered a supply drop by the fountain to give me a health boost.

The bastard flattened me before I could capture the post.

2007-04-05 02:46:50

#19

Nikola Bathory: Karkand T-90 0wnage; +163|7055|Bulgaria

max wrote:
getting crushed by my own vehicle.

Yes, me too
I hate that. I'll post more when I think of more.

>>>BF3 Central<<<

2007-04-05 03:04:15

#20

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6788|Adelaide, South Australia

Jumping between buildings just to have the chute fail...

2007-04-05 03:07:13

#21

okashii: Member; +34|6797|I'm form Poland and I hate it

I remember a good one : I was USMC on Sharqi, while standing on the TV station rooftop I realised that the flag went white - I knew I had no time to run the stairs so I managed to jump off the roof and parachute on the balcony <first time ever, so I was uber proud> - there was 1MEC and 1USMC knife fighting and I managed to land on my teammates head <TK>
then I got knifed by the MEC guy, and we lost the flag ^^"

2007-04-05 03:12:56

#22

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6555|eng

killing an enemy, but when they r dead, keep on firing and kill a friendly behind him.

hmm...

#rekt

2007-04-05 03:13:30

#23

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6536|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

C4ing a tank, just to have the driver jump out and nail me! Not that embarrassing, but boy does it piss me off!
Getting killed by a guy who had his back to me when I started firing! Oh man, I beat the desk so bad last time that happened my hand still hurts today (And there is a big fist shaped dent in the desk!)

Also, laying a claymore on a Mines FF=off server. Then trying to pistol a guy and lead him round to my claymore, only to have him set it off with me in the blast radius! TK'd myself with my own claymore when FF was off! Genius

2007-04-05 03:23:53

#24

okashii: Member; +34|6797|I'm form Poland and I hate it

I also remember when I got tea-bagged for the first time I got killed by a USMC anti-tank guy <black> who had DAO, so while hew was reloading <so DAO was facing ground> he started jumping/crouching on my face what totally looked like I was being mouth-raped by a huge black d-i-c-k =_=" <nice way to loose virginity huh>

2007-04-05 03:25:14

#25

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6591|Orrstrayleea

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
(And there is a big fist shaped dent in the desk!)

hehehehehehe like in the cartoons

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