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- 3 TKs with claymore on Warlord FF-off, while they were trying to capture a flag and an enemy came there
- 5 TKs with anti-air on Dalian..., because my missiles missed their target just to hit the blackhawk
- getting TKd while repairing a tank or being shot by the own commander while repairing the assets

I was on the opposite team than my friend on Road Rage, I was engy, thought he was too.  I made it to the overpass and found him there.  I snuck up to his tank and placed an AT mine in front and behind it.  He realized what I had done, got out of the tank to try to kill me.  HA I thought, he left the tank so I jump, spin the turret around and see him standing there... with the detonator in his hand... he had K'd someone and taken his Spec Op kit and planted the C4 on the tank before he got in... BOOM.

That or I would have to go back to the time that I was PLA Spec Op on Dragon Valley, trying to destroy the USMC arty, need more C4.  So I keep asking for a supply drop, no response, so then I start typing it out, no response.  Then I start typing what a worthless POS the commander is, cursing him up and down, when I realize I don't see any updates in the top left of the screen.  Quick check to the tab screen shows I'm the only PLA left... I at least made it up to Vista Point before the Cobra found me, but I disconnected after that round because I truly felt like an ass!

Being the last person alive, all of our flags are capped. Driving a vehicle towards a flag, jump out to get run over by it.

Trying to walk past a vehicle and just die because you are stuck between it and the wall

Being in the f18 on oilfields, following the J10, shooting 6 missiles at it, killing my own bomber it was following, and the friendly attack chopper. That were a lot of negative points!

And then: flying the bomber/fighter/heli into a uav, supply box, vehicle drop, arti shell, or even worse: a parachute so he kills us, but not the other way around

Playing on Warlord, round just started. Spawn at the parachute spawn point. Later, I die. I hit alt+tab to start TS. Some friends are on TS so I chat for a while. When I go back to the game, I'm 1-17! I had been falling to my death and respawning in the air and falling to my death...the entire time!

eisBär wrote:

Playing on Warlord, round just started. Spawn at the parachute spawn point. Later, I die. I hit alt+tab to start TS. Some friends are on TS so I chat for a while. When I go back to the game, I'm 1-17! I had been falling to my death and respawning in the air and falling to my death...the entire time!

nub

Being sniper on sharqi in my super sneaky hiding spot in construction............we had no flags and im type "THis team is a bunch of nubs, cap a flag FFS".....then i realise im the only person on team..........oh well, guess its all up to me!

*runs into own claymore*

Just had another 1, grenade spamming, 1 came to a tree, and landed right in front of me...
But the end of the round score didn't got much worse as you can see

cowami wrote:

Finally, some place I can tell this.

I was playing Karkand IO (I know, I'm a bad person). As the USMC, I had just capped the Warehouse and was on my way to Factory. As I round a building, I notice an MEC Support guy standing there, so I G36E his ass. Right when I'm about to round the corner, I hear an MEC medic, so I let the support guy get revived and kill him again. I decide to roll around the corner and own the medic. Right when I do the roll, the medic defibrillates his teammate. Unfortunately, I roll in between them and get my ass shock paddled. Worst moment EVER.

The medic was probably me. This has happened to me on many occasions and I've fallen over laughing each time. There's just something hilarious about trying to revive a teammate only to have an enemy dive in front of your defib's just as you click. Free kill and a pissed off enemy.

Toilet Sex wrote:

Teabagging someone then I got knifed lol... must have been funny for the guy I was teabagging though. I've also been the last person alive without noticing, and I had 2 bars of health left, no where else to go other than jumping off stairs which are too low to parachute and high enough to take my 2 bars. You can guess what happened...

This isn't so much embarrassing for me as it was the other guy.

I was playing on a server (same one where I accidentally got defibbed) and there was a guy who had skills (i.e, running around, G36Eing for long shots, knifing/defibbing for close range shots [he actually had 40 kills form nothing but knifing and defibbing]). So he kills one of the guys from the clan that runs the server and begins to teabag him (they were friends, I guess). I witness this, whip out my SRAW, and kill him in the midst of his teabag.

Everyone was laughing. I love the AT kit now.

Last edited by cowami (2007-04-05 12:27:56)

LaidBackNinja wrote:

Seeing a buggy coming towards me to run me over... and I tried to jump over it. The worst part is that I have done this at least ten times. Not surprisingly, it never works.

Same

When I first started, I remember playing with the sniper kit, on Jalalalalalalalalabad (I was USMC). I thought Claymores wouldn't go off if it was a team-mate walking over them, so put about five or six (I had the help of some support guy) along the entrance to staging area, hoping to own any enemies that went through. Sadly, for me, two full buggys drove through the entrance on their way to Outpost. Big boom, six TKs and a whole lot of abuse over text chat later, I still remember it well.

Then about two weeks ago, I was playing some Wake (USMC). It was a completely full server, so the deck of the carrier was full of jet whores. My friend was like to me, "Wouldn't it be funny if you just threw a 'nade down here." Me being the idiot I am did just that. Biggest collective yell of MEDIC I've ever heard. Good part about it, was with about 10 or 12 punishes, I wasn't around on the server long enough to get abused (thanks PB!)

Last edited by benzoenator (2007-04-05 14:19:00)

Great Wall.  had the inner flags as Chinese, I was lobbing C4 down to the only opening for vehicles to get in, one C4 stuck to the wall. *Click* five teammates bodies are soaring through the air! I lived though....

With eveyone dead because of me, and me now out of c4,  there was no suppressive fire, and the enemy rolled in.  Sweet.

Ramming in a jet always sucks too. 

"Nice ram noob"
"umm, thanks?"

Or being 100% oblivious and watching a movie while on BF, Trot over to OUR commander Assets and C4 them. 


Team Vehicle Damage!
Team Vehicle Damage!
Team Vehicle Damage!

"WHAT?!? I--- oh... oh! oh shit! DAMN....IT!!!"  -Disconnect.

yeah, I don't play spec ops much anymore...

Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2007-04-05 21:10:24)

We had two guys left on our team after a very close/long match. I was in the J10 and my teammate was capping south base. I came to help him cap it so i bailed out, but also dropped my bombs by accident, my bombs landing on the friendly tank followed by my body and the match ended.