Stupid Inventions

2007-04-05 15:32:34

#1

.robzored.: Roflcopter Pilot; +74|6732|Illinois

I wanted to create a thread where people can share their stupid inventions that they have thought up. Only a few rules

1. Must be your own invention, not just a funny one you found on a patent website, or one stolen off the internet.

2. Include pics, blueprints, videos, sketches, ect. don't just describe it

3. Include why your invention is a step forward for humanity

I'll start,
Cell phones. First just for talking, they then became camras too. Now they are also MP3 players, and then theres the i-phone that can do everything. So what next? Well how about...
THE TOASTER-PHONE

https://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5302/img8540rb1.jpg

Last edited by .robzored. (2007-04-05 15:38:29)

2007-04-05 15:34:40

#2

OmniDeath: ~; +726|7100

ill take two.

2007-04-05 15:37:33

#3

bennisboy: Member; +829|7102|Poundland

.robzored. wrote:
I wanted to create a thread where people can share their stupid inventions that they have thought up. Only a few rules

1. Must be your own invention, not just a funny one you found on a patent website, or one stolen off the internet.

2. Include pics, blueprints, videos, sketches, ect. don't just describe it

3. Include a description as to why your invention is a step forward for humanity

I'll start,
Cell phones. First just for talking, they then became camras too. Now they are also MP3 players, and then theres the i-phone that can do everything. So what next? Well how about...
THE TOASTER-PHONE
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5302/img8540rb1.jpg

hmmmm, given the controversy surroindin =g the effect on your helth, I thought a phone microwave would be better

2007-04-05 15:44:47

#4

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7230|Noizyland

That's like, a mini-oven, not a toaster.
Now all someone needs to invent is Cell-bread - the bread attachment for you cellphone!
...
I CALLED IT FIRST!

*flee*

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2007-04-05 15:46:12

#5

l41e: Member; +677|7104

Ty wrote:
That's like, a mini-oven, not a toaster.
Now all someone needs to invent is Cell-bread - the bread attachment for you cellphone!
...
I CALLED IT FIRST!

*flee*

I'd do that, except the only camera I have is on my cell phone, posing...obvious problems.

2007-04-05 16:48:48

#6

.robzored.: Roflcopter Pilot; +74|6732|Illinois

Ty wrote:
That's like, a mini-oven, not a toaster.
Now all someone needs to invent is Cell-bread - the bread attachment for you cellphone!
...
I CALLED IT FIRST!

*flee*

Ya, i don't own a pop-up toaster, but in all fairness it does have a "toast" setting, that counts, right?

2007-04-05 16:57:25

#7

Trel: Member; +70|7133

Toaster ovens are one of the greatest inventions ever.

Toaster phone comes in close.

Good to be back.

2007-04-05 16:57:47

#8

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6945|Gogledd Cymru

.robzored. wrote:
Ty wrote:
That's like, a mini-oven, not a toaster.
Now all someone needs to invent is Cell-bread - the bread attachment for you cellphone!
...
I CALLED IT FIRST!

*flee*
Ya, i don't own a pop-up toaster, but in all fairness it does have a "toast" setting, that counts, right?

is that an american term, to call a microwave oven a toaster :p

2007-04-05 17:23:42

#9

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7236|Great Brown North

surgeon_bond wrote:
.robzored. wrote:
Ty wrote:
That's like, a mini-oven, not a toaster.
Now all someone needs to invent is Cell-bread - the bread attachment for you cellphone!
...
I CALLED IT FIRST!

*flee*
Ya, i don't own a pop-up toaster, but in all fairness it does have a "toast" setting, that counts, right?
is that an american term, to call a microwave oven a toaster :p

its not a microwave :\ its a toaster oven

2007-04-05 20:21:08

#10

.robzored.: Roflcopter Pilot; +74|6732|Illinois

krazed wrote:
surgeon_bond wrote:
.robzored. wrote:
Ya, i don't own a pop-up toaster, but in all fairness it does have a "toast" setting, that counts, right?
is that an american term, to call a microwave oven a toaster :p
its not a microwave :\ its a toaster oven

I didn't know i would start such a debate about toaster ovens.

2007-04-05 20:26:44

#11

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|7162

This thread just died.

2007-04-05 21:19:50

#12

ThaReaper: Banned; +410|7095

One time I tried to make a homeade sex toy. Does that count?

2007-04-05 21:21:33

#13

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6846

k30dxedle wrote:
Ty wrote:
That's like, a mini-oven, not a toaster.
Now all someone needs to invent is Cell-bread - the bread attachment for you cellphone!
...
I CALLED IT FIRST!

*flee*
I'd do that, except the only camera I have is on my cell phone, posing...obvious problems.

Surely you have a mirror in your house. No problems then.

2007-04-05 21:50:11

#14

.robzored.: Roflcopter Pilot; +74|6732|Illinois

Wow, does anyone other than thareaper254 have anything remotely invention related?

2007-04-05 21:54:49

#15

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|7162

Like I said

Deadmonkiefart wrote:
This thread just died.

2007-04-05 21:56:29

#16

.robzored.: Roflcopter Pilot; +74|6732|Illinois

My beautiful thread. *sob* we hardly knew ye.

2007-04-05 22:00:37

#17

ThaReaper: Banned; +410|7095

Well, I don't think many people invent stuff.

2007-04-05 22:04:47

#18

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7087|New Hampshire, USA

Ty wrote:
That's like, a mini-oven, not a toaster.
Now all someone needs to invent is Cell-bread - the bread attachment for you cellphone!
...
I CALLED IT FIRST!

*flee*

Too late, i already invented it!

https://www.freewebs.com/togspics/BreadPhone.jpg

Yeah, I used cheese for tape cause everyone loves cheese!

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/14407/Sig_Pats.jpg

2007-04-05 22:05:41

#19

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|7162

Wow... I hate to repeat myself, but this thread earns a place in the top 10 failed threads in the history of the forums!

2007-04-05 22:06:15

#20

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|7026|Portland, OR, USA

Deadmonkiefart wrote:
Wow... I hate to repeat myself, but this thread earns a place in the top 10 failed threads in the history of the forums!

top five

2007-04-05 22:07:10

#21

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7087|New Hampshire, USA

Comon, everyone loves Cheesebreadphone!!! Its the new sensation thats sweeping the nation!!!!!!!!!

2007-04-05 22:07:43

#22

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|7162

Out of over a million threads, that is somthing to be proud of.

2007-04-05 22:08:56

#23

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7222|Cambridge (UK)

It's doing better than http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=68954 which I doubt will survive infancy...

2007-04-05 22:19:27

#24

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|7162

Someone should make a "threads in BF2S history that have completly and utterly FAILED" Thread.

2007-04-05 22:21:46

#25

.robzored.: Roflcopter Pilot; +74|6732|Illinois

Dangit i'll make this thread succede yet. I made another invention.

Many people like to have a bowl of cereal in the morning, but due to todays fast paced society noone has the time to pour in the cereal, close the box, open the milk lid and pour the milk, then put the milk away. That's a whole 13 seconds of your life wasted every morning. So i present...
THE BREAKFAST MASTER 3000 (patent pending)

https://img329.imageshack.us/img329/9430/picture002oc8.jpg

https://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3312/picture003gv3.jpg

Yes with the Breakfast Master 3000 all that work of making cereal is condensed to one simple step: just pour.

BF2S Forums Stupid Inventions

.robzored. wrote:

Ty wrote:

Ty wrote:

.robzored. wrote:

Ty wrote:

surgeon_bond wrote:

.robzored. wrote:

Ty wrote:

krazed wrote:

surgeon_bond wrote:

.robzored. wrote:

k30dxedle wrote:

Ty wrote:

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

Ty wrote:

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

Board footer