BF2S Forums The top 40 ways men fail in bed

BeerzGod wrote:

38. NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

I guess it depends on who it is in this situation, but it's still the funniest one listed. Does any man really truely care as long as you get yours?

I do!
Damned, now I'm in the mood too!

ljason8eg wrote:

I pity the man who reads this and then tries to remember all 40 things right in the middle of having sex...ahhh good times...lol

Haha, yeah I can picture it:

Him: (thrusting) uh...uh...ah
Her: mmm...uhh
Him: (mumbling) wait, what was number 33?
Her: What?! wait!, where are you going?
Him: uhh...I'll be right back (runs to computer, cock in hand-looking for this thread)
Her: What a noobish geek!!
Him: (returning) Ok now...Huh? where'd she go?

or something like that.

LOL

BTW- the beard thing is bullshit.  I haven't had any complaints.  Maybe if it was two or three day-old stubble it might be a little scratchy, but hey...sex is an adventure.  It's not gonna all feel perfect all the time.

Whatever...I still got a good chuckle from reading it.

sergeriver wrote:

34. LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't

feels good for men that's just wrong.

common baby stick a finger up my ass