enough with the eye of the beholder shit and just admit you're overweight and disgusting already i promise ppl still love you
But i cant promise i wont make fun of you
But i cant promise i wont make fun of you
Poll
Are you sexy???
| Sure, I am the sexiest BF2 player around | 29% | 29% - 35 | ||||
| More than Brad Pitt | 14% | 14% - 17 | ||||
| Quite sexy yes | 15% | 15% - 19 | ||||
| average good looking | 16% | 16% - 20 | ||||
| hey, I have a girlfriend, that's enuff | 8% | 8% - 10 | ||||
| I suck at BF2 as with girls... | 0% | 0% - 0 | ||||
| my parents divorced because of my horrible face | 0% | 0% - 1 | ||||
| not only ugly, I am also fat and disgusting | 1% | 1% - 2 | ||||
| Sometimes girls ask me if I am really human | 0% | 0% - 1 | ||||
| I play BF2 since no girl ever talked to me | 11% | 11% - 14 | ||||
| Total: 119 | ||||||
Hey he missed my category SO DAMN UGLY THAT ITS ILLEGAL FOR ME TO SHOW MY FACE IN PUBLIC i know but its true I'm actually paid not to show my face in public the last time i did 5 people died and another 20 needed counselling plus 2 people went insane
I'm as sexy as Felonious-Crunk Picture :p..... fat bastard
As long as I still have sex I know im not the ugliest person around .
Yay! Titties!
Yay! Titties!
hey who say my bacon wasn't sexy?Berserk_Vampire wrote:
enough with the eye of the beholder shit and just admit you're overweight and disgusting already i promise ppl still love you
But i cant promise i wont make fun of you
Hell no Im not sexy. 6 ft 4 in tall 396 lbs. Married, got 3 kids, dont need to be sexy and damn sure dont need anymore kids.
Definitely sexier than all you n00bs out there Used to model for shishedo when my complexion was better but MUD DOES NOT HELP DANGIT. DON'T USE A MUDMASK. I GET MY FACE DUNKED IN MUD FOR 4 YEARS AND MY COMPLEXION JUST GETS WORSE. BAH
i am actually very sexy. but not only that; i have been lying about my sex: I am actaully a short, slim girl with big tits. seriously, it's true. when you here my voice in voip, that's actually a male friend i have speaking for me, because everytime i use my own voice, the game stops as my squad all just start A/L'ing me, and then tell everyone on the server, so they call just spam the chatbox asking for pics. yes, it's true; i am the only known cause of peace in battlefield 2: enemy soldiers stand metres away from each other, but no-one is shooting because they are all thumping "pics now bitch" with one hand into the chatbox. the chatbox looks like the credits from a film being played in fast forward. it's a curse, being a totally hot busty girl with an addiction for violent, army-themed videogames, but there it is.
*sigh*
*sigh*
fatoberst_enzian wrote:
i am actually very sexy. but not only that; i have been lying about my sex: I am actaully a short, slim girl with big tits. seriously, it's true. when you here my voice in voip, that's actually a male friend i have speaking for me, because everytime i use my own voice, the game stops as my squad all just start A/L'ing me, and then tell everyone on the server, so they call just spam the chatbox asking for pics. yes, it's true; i am the only known cause of peace in battlefield 2: enemy soldiers stand metres away from each other, but no-one is shooting because they are all thumping "pics now bitch" with one hand into the chatbox. the chatbox looks like the credits from a film being played in fast forward. it's a curse, being a totally hot busty girl with an addiction for violent, army-themed videogames, but there it is.
*sigh*
LOL people you guys frikkin rock.
as for my choice:
Sometimes girls ask me if I am really human, BECAUSE I AM JUST THAT AWESOME.
Edit: Oh and yeah, titties! Yay!
as for my choice:
Sometimes girls ask me if I am really human, BECAUSE I AM JUST THAT AWESOME.
Edit: Oh and yeah, titties! Yay!
Last edited by LaidBackNinja (2006-01-15 17:52:03)
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
Ok too many lies we're going to need:
Pictures of You AND Chicks to prove that you are TRULY sexy to have them crowd around you
Pictures of You AND Chicks to prove that you are TRULY sexy to have them crowd around you
you said it:polarbearz wrote:
Ok too many lies we're going to need:
Pictures of You AND Chicks to prove that you are TRULY sexy to have them crowd around you
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
I once caused a young kid to drop and kill her kitten when she saw me. . . it was so terrible, she just froze as the little kitty blead to death . . . I wonder if it was me or the dead kitten that caused the sobs I heard as I walked on.
Why the glasses and hats LaidBackNinja? You hiding something? Are ya? Are ya? Are ya hiding something LaidBackNinja? Yeah, that's right, you're bald and have no eyeballs.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
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I barf on girls faces that look like that.LaidBackNinja wrote:
you said it:polarbearz wrote:
Ok too many lies we're going to need:
Pictures of You AND Chicks to prove that you are TRULY sexy to have them crowd around you
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/ … /funky.jpg
that is why you are sad, lonely, and very very smelly.
otherway around and whats up with all these kids trying to be ninjas and think there special ops guys or something with there plastic guns you buy in dollar stores and airsoft guns lmao.
lol
yeah, you've got me. I am indeed bald and I do not have eyeballs. Luckily I learned to type without eyesight.Tyferra wrote:
Why the glasses and hats LaidBackNinja? You hiding something? Are ya? Are ya? Are ya hiding something LaidBackNinja? Yeah, that's right, you're bald and have no eyeballs.
And how do I know what you guys have written then? Well I just guess.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
1. even ugly people have sex. look at all the talk shows...
2. who cares what I look like ? This is the internet. I could post a picture of anyone posing with a couple of cute girls and you still wouldn't know of it's me...
3. on a side note: what does this have to do with BF2 ?
and yeah, I got laid last night. big deal. sex is overrated.
2. who cares what I look like ? This is the internet. I could post a picture of anyone posing with a couple of cute girls and you still wouldn't know of it's me...
3. on a side note: what does this have to do with BF2 ?
and yeah, I got laid last night. big deal. sex is overrated.