I was reading through the Athiesm Is Illogical thread earlier and after reading through about 4 pages of it I noticed one thing:
ATHEISTS ARE IDIOTS
Here are my reasons for this. For one, it seemed that everytime someone came into the discussion who was of the "atheist persuasion" they had to announce right up front that "I am an ATHEIST!". Haha, look at me, yes, I am an athiest and I am fucking proud, because I do not believe in God, baby Jesus or the Easter Bunny! Thats great, but why should I care? It's like a black man walking into a disco and yelling "HEY MOTHERFUCKA'S, I'S BLACK N SHIT!!" Nobody cares, and frankly, for someone who doesn't believe in God, I find it ironic that most atheists...........wait, I'm sorry ALL atheists I know talk about God constantly. Perhaps this diagram will help you understand:
As you can see by the image, strong atheism is considered to be explicit and we all know what explicit usually entails. In your face, gratuitous and non stop stimulation in quantities that are in excess of the tolerable limit. Now, I could understand someone being explicit about something that do believe in but I have a hard time understanding why anyone would put so much time and effort into something they supposedly don't even believe in. I mean, when was the last time you went around telling your friends on a daily basis about how much you hate the idea of your imaginary childhood friend "Fred". Then go on to give examples, evidence and long theory's about how "Fred" isn't real and how no one should believe in "Fred" and you should spread the word about how "Fred" isn't real? Please. Give me a fucking break. You cannot hate something that does not exist.
You know what it sounds, looks and feels like to me? People who are angry with God, trying to get people to hate God with them. That, makes you a fucking poser and a hypocrite. The equivalent of a champagne socialist. Your not an atheist, your a confused douchebag.
However, before everyone jumps on the "bash Cougar" wagon (also, you be able to tell from the replies who did and didn't read this far), please note that I am not calling anyone who does not believe in God an idiot, because I'm not. If you look at the diagram that I posted earlier you will notice it had two sides, strong athiesm and weak atheism, weak menaing implicit. Those athiests are not really considered athiests but in all sense of the word are the only true athiests out there.
They are called Apatheists
These people just flat out, beyond any shadow of a doubt, don't give a flying fuck. They don't give a shit about arguments, beliefs, deity's, God, Mohammed, buddah, nothing. They believe that religion is a meaningless subject that really isn't important enough to even discuss. Which is ironic, because no one really believes that the Easter Bunny is real, and therefor no one really cares about the Easter Bunny, furthermore, no one goes around cramming it down your throat that the Easter Bunny isn't real. Apatheist's truly don't believe in these things and therefore find no reason to debate them, which as far as I'm concerned is about the purest form of atheism you can find.
So remember children, going around calling yourself an atheist at every opportunity and trying to push your beliefs (or rather lack of, but not really, because you supposedly believe in nothing which in itself is a belief, which just further goes to show what a bunch of retards "atheist's are) on other people makes you look like a stupid, hateful and lonely douchebag.
ATHEISTS ARE IDIOTS
Here are my reasons for this. For one, it seemed that everytime someone came into the discussion who was of the "atheist persuasion" they had to announce right up front that "I am an ATHEIST!". Haha, look at me, yes, I am an athiest and I am fucking proud, because I do not believe in God, baby Jesus or the Easter Bunny! Thats great, but why should I care? It's like a black man walking into a disco and yelling "HEY MOTHERFUCKA'S, I'S BLACK N SHIT!!" Nobody cares, and frankly, for someone who doesn't believe in God, I find it ironic that most atheists...........wait, I'm sorry ALL atheists I know talk about God constantly. Perhaps this diagram will help you understand:
As you can see by the image, strong atheism is considered to be explicit and we all know what explicit usually entails. In your face, gratuitous and non stop stimulation in quantities that are in excess of the tolerable limit. Now, I could understand someone being explicit about something that do believe in but I have a hard time understanding why anyone would put so much time and effort into something they supposedly don't even believe in. I mean, when was the last time you went around telling your friends on a daily basis about how much you hate the idea of your imaginary childhood friend "Fred". Then go on to give examples, evidence and long theory's about how "Fred" isn't real and how no one should believe in "Fred" and you should spread the word about how "Fred" isn't real? Please. Give me a fucking break. You cannot hate something that does not exist.
You know what it sounds, looks and feels like to me? People who are angry with God, trying to get people to hate God with them. That, makes you a fucking poser and a hypocrite. The equivalent of a champagne socialist. Your not an atheist, your a confused douchebag.
However, before everyone jumps on the "bash Cougar" wagon (also, you be able to tell from the replies who did and didn't read this far), please note that I am not calling anyone who does not believe in God an idiot, because I'm not. If you look at the diagram that I posted earlier you will notice it had two sides, strong athiesm and weak atheism, weak menaing implicit. Those athiests are not really considered athiests but in all sense of the word are the only true athiests out there.
They are called Apatheists
These people just flat out, beyond any shadow of a doubt, don't give a flying fuck. They don't give a shit about arguments, beliefs, deity's, God, Mohammed, buddah, nothing. They believe that religion is a meaningless subject that really isn't important enough to even discuss. Which is ironic, because no one really believes that the Easter Bunny is real, and therefor no one really cares about the Easter Bunny, furthermore, no one goes around cramming it down your throat that the Easter Bunny isn't real. Apatheist's truly don't believe in these things and therefore find no reason to debate them, which as far as I'm concerned is about the purest form of atheism you can find.
So remember children, going around calling yourself an atheist at every opportunity and trying to push your beliefs (or rather lack of, but not really, because you supposedly believe in nothing which in itself is a belief, which just further goes to show what a bunch of retards "atheist's are) on other people makes you look like a stupid, hateful and lonely douchebag.
Last edited by Cougar (2007-04-09 16:27:25)
