.:ronin:.|Patton
Respekct dad i love u always
+946|7077|Marathon, Florida Keys
1. The possibility of of a top 10 player having a life is pretty much nill.

2. People you dont know in real life, even have never played with, will call you names like "faggot" and "looser" on public forums like this.

3. No matter how your playing style is, karkandmedicinfantryonlyrevives, or all around map player, there is always a tool that has 12 categories of "whores" that you will immediately fall into.

4. Statwhores and little kids will stare at your bf2s.com statpage for hours on end as a hobby examining your stats instead of doing their homework, and when they find a point or two that doesnt make sense, off goes a statpadding report to EA.

5. People ingame- VOIP/Text ingame is the greatest and worst thing. Ive been in a squad with 4 star generals/ top 10 players, and people WILL NOT SHUT THE HELL UP about it. Im a 3 star general and i put up with this stuff quite often. I tell them i just play for fun and to stfu about my rank/stats. If they continue i kick them from the squad, therefore im almost always a squad leader.

6. Clans- Every fucking clan in the world will want you in theirs so when 2 clans get in a fight one can be like "OH YEA I GOT ********* IN MY CLAN WE OWNZ."  One of the reasons TOP attracts as much attention as it does is because it has had NASTIE_BUTLER, VeNg3nCe^, Inc|LoKi, MW_Fisker^, all former top10 members, except not one of them sucks like most top10 members do.

I made this video a while back of how terrible peoples stats obsessions can get, a person know knew various ratios of our stats that we dident evn know about lolz, turn it off if you want too after i put in "some more weirdness" as its nothing special.. Enjoy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yfrXZC7xz0Y
https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|6975|67.222.138.85
For not caring about stats, you sure do post on the topic a lot.

Seriously, we're probably around the 20th topic about the top ten this week. No one really cares anymore.
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|6891|Camp XRay

rabbit thinks your stats are awesome
https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png
jamesb
Joined BF2s in November 2005
+133|6992|Doncaster, England

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

No one really cares anymore.
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6554|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
OH YEAH I GOT ME IN MY CLAN WE OWNZ.
But I agree with everything there.
straz_mataz
Banned
+86|6803|Edmonton Alberta

Marlboroman82 wrote:

rabbit thinks your stats are awesome
that video is hilarious
David.P
Banned
+649|6542

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

For not caring about stats, you sure do post on the topic a lot.

Seriously, we're probably around the 20th topic about the top ten this week. No one really cares anymore.
Man flaming you have it tough.
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6558|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

David.Podedworny wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

For not caring about stats, you sure do post on the topic a lot.

Seriously, we're probably around the 20th topic about the top ten this week. No one really cares anymore.
Man flaming you have it tough.
Though you have to admit, Flaming knows how to close a topic down in style. "die thread die". Gotta love it.
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7111|Alberta, Canada

I care more about the worms on my sidewalk than the top ten. Give it up with the top 10 topics already.
straz_mataz
Banned
+86|6803|Edmonton Alberta

cowami wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

For not caring about stats, you sure do post on the topic a lot.

Seriously, we're probably around the 20th topic about the top ten this week. No one really cares anymore.
Man flaming you have it tough.
Though you have to admit, Flaming knows how to close a topic down in style. "die thread die". Gotta love it.
why are u trying to get this thread closed?... you dont know how its like to have noobs bug you and them know your stats and telling you over voip........  i think patton has a very valid arguement
lordofweed6
Banned
+0|6496
did the pot head get reset????discuss the topic, plus why did jeff minard kill his bird pete?? hungry for chinese take out?? discuss,lol,OWNED,plus I diaharea in the admns/moderators mouth, they swallowed with pride,, lol,noobs
rawls
Banned
+11|7083|California, USA

lordofweed6 wrote:

did the pot head get reset????discuss the topic, plus why did jeff minard kill his bird pete?? hungry for chinese take out?? discuss,lol,OWNED,plus I diaharea in the admns/moderators mouth, they swallowed with pride,, lol,noobs
Poor guy. Played against him once. Didn't do to bad against him. Lightning quick reflexes the guy has. On a lighter note, I'm going to go smoke my traditional; "just got home from work" bong hit for the weedster.

Last edited by rawls (2007-04-09 18:50:26)

David.P
Banned
+649|6542

cowami wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

For not caring about stats, you sure do post on the topic a lot.

Seriously, we're probably around the 20th topic about the top ten this week. No one really cares anymore.
Man flaming you have it tough.
Though you have to admit, Flaming knows how to close a topic down in style. "die thread die". Gotta love it.
Yep. But "Die Thread Die" is kinda getting old maybe "Die Mother Fucken Thread Die" Would be better gets to the point faster.
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6558|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

straz_mataz wrote:

cowami wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:


Man flaming you have it tough.
Though you have to admit, Flaming knows how to close a topic down in style. "die thread die". Gotta love it.
why are u trying to get this thread closed?... you dont know how its like to have noobs bug you and them know your stats and telling you over voip........  i think patton has a very valid arguement
Well, first off, I wasn't trying to get this thread closed, and it most likely won't be. I was merely commenting on Flaming_Maniac's style of closing a thread down.

Second, that must really suck. I mean, memorizing peoples' stats is going quite a bit far. Of course, I suck too much to have any people wanting to be like me (that's what I get for charging with a defibrillator out), so I'd never know. I'd feel rather sorry for you guys, but well, I don't.
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
rawls
Banned
+11|7083|California, USA

David.Podedworny wrote:

cowami wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:


Man flaming you have it tough.
Though you have to admit, Flaming knows how to close a topic down in style. "die thread die". Gotta love it.
Yep. But "Die Thread Die" is kinda getting old maybe "Die Mother Fucken Thread Die" Would be better gets to the point faster.
Or "The thread? The thread is dead. I killed it, it was of no use to us."
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|6975|67.222.138.85

cowami wrote:

straz_mataz wrote:

cowami wrote:

Though you have to admit, Flaming knows how to close a topic down in style. "die thread die". Gotta love it.
why are u trying to get this thread closed?... you dont know how its like to have noobs bug you and them know your stats and telling you over voip........  i think patton has a very valid arguement
Well, first off, I wasn't trying to get this thread closed, and it most likely won't be. I was merely commenting on Flaming_Maniac's style of closing a thread down.

Second, that must really suck. I mean, memorizing peoples' stats is going quite a bit far. Of course, I suck too much to have any people wanting to be like me (that's what I get for charging with a defibrillator out), so I'd never know. I'd feel rather sorry for you guys, but well, I don't.
Seriously. If you truly didn't care about stats then play on a noob account and people would stop whining. If that still isn't for you, leave the game. Don't come here to complain about people whining about stats. It's bad enough we have the whiners here, we don't need the complainers too.

About the "die thread die", thought it sorta be my catch phrase you know? I need something like that after I took down that bright orange sig after over a year.

Edit: I'll start incoroporating some of the above suggestions...
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6554|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH

rawls wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

cowami wrote:


Though you have to admit, Flaming knows how to close a topic down in style. "die thread die". Gotta love it.
Yep. But "Die Thread Die" is kinda getting old maybe "Die Mother Fucken Thread Die" Would be better gets to the point faster.
Or "The thread? The thread is dead. I killed it, it was of no use to us."
Perfect. Or maybe..
"Ze thread, ze thread haz died."
BlackKoala
Member
+215|6593
Some guy was trying to attack me by insulting my Aviator KDR on Wake last night.

Like...WTF!  He alt-tabbed out, looked at my stats, and came back just to tell me he has better jet stats than me.  wtfbbqgay.
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6554|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH

BlackKoala wrote:

Some guy was trying to attack me by insulting my Aviator KDR on Wake last night.

Like...WTF!  He alt-tabbed out, looked at my stats, and came back just to tell me he has better jet stats than me.  wtfbbqgay.
WTFBBQGAY?
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmmmm...
Yes.
DivineMomentofTruth
Member
+88|6710
may these TOP threads burn in fuck

Last edited by DivineMomentofTruth (2007-04-09 19:18:51)

David.P
Banned
+649|6542

rawls wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

cowami wrote:


Though you have to admit, Flaming knows how to close a topic down in style. "die thread die". Gotta love it.
Yep. But "Die Thread Die" is kinda getting old maybe "Die Mother Fucken Thread Die" Would be better gets to the point faster.
Or "The thread? The thread is dead. I killed it, it was of no use to us."
Thats good too but too long.

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

About the "die thread die", thought it sorta be my catch phrase you know? I need something like that after I took down that bright orange sig after over a year.

Edit: I'll start incoroporating some of the above suggestions...
Well man it's really your call we just making some suggestions.
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|6975|67.222.138.85
The borderline thread has now been derailed, which was partially my fault. Closed.

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