Guide to Being a Terrible Commander

2007-04-09 21:46:30

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Superslim: BF2s Frat Brother; +211|6959|Calgary

yaa don't forget to fly around all round.. that helps the team!!!!

2007-04-09 21:49:23

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AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6730|A W S M F O X

Yes it would.

Sticky for sures.

2007-04-10 02:34:20

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Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6595

Nice going man. Very funny stuff.

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2007-04-10 18:27:56

#29

Sarciss: The Hunter; +163|6606|Too late for you to know...

Well I read a post that said if there's no ff one thing u could do is put C4 under a jet, person hops in, boom, jet goes up 20 feet and when it hits the ground BOOM. "Noob is no more"

2007-04-10 19:37:43

#30

ethrion: Member; +25|6661|Hong Kong @ the moment

.robzored. wrote:
Unfortunately many of my tips fall apart if there is no ff. This can be remedied.
If you find an oblivious sniper put 3-4 C4 packs under him and he will probably be too surprised to open his parachute. Other teammates you may just have to run them over or drop cars on them. Or you could go an entirely different route and give constant updates over the chat about your teams positions.

Haha! "Sniper up on the hill in those trees, and there's a tank going to be coming along any minute. I'd defend that flag if I were you 3 guys are running to try and capture it..." etc!

Last edited by ethrion (2007-04-10 19:38:17)

2007-04-10 21:14:25

#31

FeedUsYourFetus: Member; +89|6720

It's Wiki time.

Make it so.

KiL

2007-04-10 21:20:02

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cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6557|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

FeedUsYourFetus wrote:
It's Wiki time.

Make it so.

KiL

Seconded.

2007-04-10 21:20:20

#33

Phrozenbot: Member; +632|6883|do not disturb

This slays me, lol...

2007-04-10 21:39:47

#34

.robzored.: Roflcopter Pilot; +74|6544|Illinois

Ok so i took one of my ideas and some of your ideas and made 2 brand new tips out of them! Thx for the suggestions.
What i really want to see is an in-game video of someone following these rules

2007-04-10 21:50:11

#35

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6888|Gold coast, Aus.

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2007-04-10 21:54:46

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Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|6898|New Hampshire, USA

omg, that is soooo good. Will someone please put that in the Wiki and give the man a karma or two?

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2007-04-12 22:41:19

#37

Koavauxe: Member; +15|6693

lawl :-o()

2007-04-13 04:04:40

#38

facedancer: Member; +0|6492

Works best on 24/7insomnia servers

2007-04-13 12:48:01

#39

Steveo7800: I Pity The Foo; +7|6628|United States

Haha that was awesome! ENEMY DOLPHIN SPOTTED! +1

2007-04-15 12:57:07

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.robzored.: Roflcopter Pilot; +74|6544|Illinois

Cross our fingers and w8 for a mod to come along.
Wonder if they even want fake guides in the wiki

2007-04-15 12:59:43

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cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6557|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

.robzored. wrote:
Cross our fingers and w8 for a mod to come along.
Wonder if they even want fake guides in the wiki

YA SRSLY

Really, I mean it.

2007-04-15 14:17:39

#42

DeLuSi0naL©: Member; +1|6602

Lmao.

2007-04-15 14:19:08

#43

Tdog2007: Giggity Giggity; +25|6980|US

This would be hilarious to see as a movie.

2007-05-02 17:30:42

#44

.robzored.: Roflcopter Pilot; +74|6544|Illinois

Ok so heres an update:
We're trying to make a small video to supplement this guide, and as you may know, many servers are not happy with us.
Well we just got our first kick after artying our own troops repeatedly, running over 3 teammates and being a general jackass over VOIP:

https://img158.imageshack.us/img158/6103/kickedno8.png

Translated (my french isn't great) it means
"Your bullshit is enough to get you banned next time"
We thought it was funny

Last edited by .robzored. (2007-05-02 17:31:17)

2007-05-02 18:29:47

#45

genius_man16: Platinum Star whore; +365|6945|Middle of nowhere

lol, nice

i usually just don't do anything as commander, but this works too

2007-05-03 01:13:39

#46

SamFisher199: Airwhore; +40|6580|Netherlands

Lol, +1

2007-05-03 02:01:19

#47

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6793|Milkystania, yurop

:d

2007-05-03 02:17:19

#48

FloppY_: +1,010|6553|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

I'm loving it

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2007-05-03 02:55:50

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TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6707|Brisbane, Australia

LOL that was great. +1 mr roflcopter pilot

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2007-05-03 15:19:57

#50

BruceLeet: Member; +4|6472

Another tip, you dont need to be commander but it helps to have "MY BAD" Macro, place your claymore where the team will bunch up for the pilot/gunner seat, stand in front of your strategically placed claymores and click the suicide button in front of your clays, everyone dies, you can't get punished. REALLY helps to do this with a locked squad, have the squad leader stand behind your clays, TK everyone and spawn on him in the jet or heli wewt.

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