cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6557|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Alright, I'll put something productive in. You may not know this, but an airplane's machine gun can actually shoot other people out of cockpits, M95-style.

NOW YOU KNOW.
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6554|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
Did you know that if you were to knife a tank, there is a 0.000000001 chance of it blowing up?
commandochristian
Honda - The Power of Dreams
+293|6681|Michigan, USA

Undetected_Killer wrote:

Did you know that if you were to knife a tank, there is a 0.000000001 chance of it blowing up?

Dumb and Dumber wrote:

So you're saying I have a chance!
LOL
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6557|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Undetected_Killer wrote:

Did you know that if you were to knife a tank, there is a 0.000000001 chance of it blowing up?
As a corollary, you can destroy a tank with a sniper rifle.


It's all in the hips!
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6554|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
No but seriously. To distract the armor and get it away from my teammates, I knifed it. About half a second later, it was scrap metal. I jumped on top and tea bagged it.
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6554|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
Did you know..

LOLZOMFGWTFM8GTFOORLYYARLYSRSLYGTFOBBQ!!11!!11111!

But let's get serious.
R0lyP0ly
Member
+161|6922|USA
there's a billboard in AF interstate map thingy that says "The Time is COming" (or something like that) -- its  a watcg ad, and the time displayed is 2142
462nd NSP653
Devout Moderate, Empty Head.
+57|6952

jord wrote:

Right clicking with a grenade out gives you infinate 'nades.
Close but actually you have to be looking straight up, then right click with a grenade out...and it's only infinite after doing it twice...I think...maybe it was 3 times.
h4hagen
Whats my age again?
+91|6621|Troy, New York

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

You can get your Expert Ground Defence badge by sitting in a TOW at a friendly base as commander and artillerying people. That's how I got mine!
You can probably do the same with Air Defence, but I'd rather Linebacker-Whore on Dragon Valley! Booya
Thats how i got my Expert Air De fence, sitting in the second Essex gun as commander. Got the ribbon and basic and vetern and Expert all in the same round.
daddyofdeath
A REAL Combat Engineer in the house
+187|6521|UK Bradford W,Yorks. Age 27
Did you know that J-10's are noob vehicles?
You heard it here first.

Last edited by daddyofdeath (2007-04-11 05:04:35)

Jemme101
M24 Abuser
+99|6768|Valley of the Dragons
Seeing as this is a dump thread anyways ...

I updated the Vanilla Fog / View (added \server to the localization of game files) & made one for Special Forces ...

Vanilla ...

https://www.xs4all.nl/~thoorens/bf2/fogview1.1.jpg


Special Forces ...

https://www.xs4all.nl/~thoorens/bf2/fogviewsf.jpg
Ninja_Kid2002
Member
+119|6535|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

ReTox wrote:

Map Specific -

Even if you are not spec-op you can sometimes scare tankers out of their tank just by running up to it and squatting.  They think you're planting and bail out... free tank for you.  True it doesn't always work but when you're out of ammo you might as well "wtf it" mate!
Ooooh, that's a good idea. I seem to remember actually having it myself, and even posting a topic about it, long before you stole it and claimed it was yours!
Crazy hu?

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 2#p1296142
horseshat
Member
+4|6514
if there is some guy hiding in the wall at market on karkand and your whole team keeps spawning and trying kill him there you get a stupidity ribbon
ShiftyMoves
Member
+0|6507
Try this,
While on the chinese side. Get in the fat chopper(hind). Land right between the first and second arty guns on the island. Spawn Kill. You can take 2 direct stingers and live.
If your real cleaver you will be the engineer, so you can repair. Then jump back on the gun. You can stop the whole USMC from spawning on the Island...
Its about the only thing those gunsvare good for...

Last edited by ShiftyMoves (2007-04-11 06:24:10)

ReTox
Member
+100|6767|State of RETOXification

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

ReTox wrote:

Map Specific -

Even if you are not spec-op you can sometimes scare tankers out of their tank just by running up to it and squatting.  They think you're planting and bail out... free tank for you.  True it doesn't always work but when you're out of ammo you might as well "wtf it" mate!
Ooooh, that's a good idea. I seem to remember actually having it myself, and even posting a topic about it, long before you stole it and claimed it was yours!
Crazy hu?

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 2#p1296142
WOW!

Thats fucking awesome dude!   I thought I was the ONLY player in the game to ever think of that.

You sir are a steaming pile of delight and I'm glad to know ya!


/sarcasm


Honestly, I didn't read your post.  Claiming I stole is asshatery at its finest though.  Don't be an assuming git.
(T)eflon(S)hadow
R.I.P. Neda
+456|7097|Grapevine, TX
As a Helicopter Pilot, you can look around by holding down Ctrl + mouse (left/ right/up down)!
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6554|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
No flame wars on MY THREAD!
aLeX
.?
+160|6599|:D

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

As a Helicopter Pilot, you can look around by holding down Ctrl + mouse (left/ right/up down)!
Lol liek omgnowai? I dont know any interesting things..

Damn I fail at life.
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6554|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH

l-aLeX-l wrote:

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

As a Helicopter Pilot, you can look around by holding down Ctrl + mouse (left/ right/up down)!
Lol liek omgnowai? I dont know any interesting things..

Damn I fail at life.
Indeed.
Stubbee
Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts
+223|7011|Reality

ReTox wrote:

Map Specific -

Fushee Pass - As commander you can go down to the pumping stations, climb down the ladder of the one nearest the river and walk to the back wall.  You'll see a pipe that sits just above the ground.  Stand on top and behind that and it's almost impossible to get killed.  Pretty much every game of Fushee that I've played as commander I've been right in the middle of the scrum and came through without a scratch.  I've even had people try to come and find me without any luck.

Ghost Town -  At the Upper North Side as AT or assault.  You can use the grappling hook to get into the balconies at the back and easily own everyone trying to come from the upper south side.  Other balconies are the same but I find that a great choke point.  Most people are watching the stairs for enemies and not 30 feet directly above them!  Use the G3 on single shot and DAMN!

Karkand - Spawn at the square and move toward the hotel to go on top of that building the nader's like to use to spawn camp the hotel in IO.  Climb up on the railing nearest the hotel and run towards the right side building jumping just at the end of the railing.  You can jump onto the other building and have wicked easy sniping of the US coming down the main road, you can also reach them trying to sneak up and over the west hills toward the burbs.

Warlord - Zip line Madness!  From just about any roof top apart from the Mosque or the Palace you can zip line to any other roof top.  I've done 50+ zip lines in a game and been able to cover, as a sniper, almost the whole map.  If your squad mate is support you have it made.


Misc Tactics -

C4 Jumping Any Map /w FF=Off - I've seen many people trying to C4 jump by laying 5 all in the same spot and standing on it.  They get blown up into the air and try to use their chute to come down on the top of a building, usually clipping the side and falling to their death.  Well C4 sends things flying in any direction related to the AOA so use it to propel you forward as well as up.  I lay 2 side by side and one about 2' in front of those two.  I run and when just on top of the forward single C4 I detonate.  Beautiful ballistic arc and I land safely and soundly every time.  I rarely need to use all 5 and can pretty much get onto any building.

Any map FF=Off as Sniper - Place your claymores back to back [IE: () ] and lay on top of them.  Anyone seeing you as an easy knife kill will get a nice surprise.

Even if you are not spec-op you can sometimes scare tankers out of their tank just by running up to it and squatting.  They think you're planting and bail out... free tank for you.  True it doesn't always work but when you're out of ammo you might as well "wtf it" mate!

Be a Grenadier! - Nades bounce really well.  Bouncing them off walls and door jams makes for easy cleaning of an entrenched position.  It also makes it easier to get nades on roof tops that others just throw right over top of.  The same tactic kind of applies now to the noob-tube as well since EA added the bouncing round.  Although nades will bounce more than once.
FYI EXPLOIT
Can get you reset for using game mechanics to access places you can't normally go.
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
rcpro8
yeah, i own
+1|6644

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

As a Helicopter Pilot, you can look around by holding down Ctrl + mouse (left/ right/up down)!
same with planes
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6554|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
Did you know that the M24 is most accurate, the M95 is least accurate, and that the L96A1 has the most bullet drop?
Simon
basically
+838|6926|UK
kill a teammate then revive him within 3 seconds and he will have full ammo. Useful for matches
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6554|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
Did you know that bullet drop only affects sniper rifles at a distance greater than 200m?
Aapje
Internet Superhero
+221|6664

Simon wrote:

kill a teammate then revive him within 3 seconds and he will have full ammo. Useful for matches
Didn't know that one

Place C4 on a Jet / Chopper cockpit and it'll only kill the passenger!

Last edited by kmt (2007-04-11 11:20:47)

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