BF2S Forums When I rule the World.......

i will clone myself.
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Last edited by CoronadoSEAL (2007-04-11 20:56:17)

Shmizmar wrote:

I would make Jessican Biel and Angelina Jolie my personal sex slaves...

...and make them like it

jessica biel makes me go de boing boing boing...

UnknownRanger wrote:

Undetected_Killer wrote:

I will immediately give Chuy and all the admins/mods and people on my Xfire any part of the world they choose.

Also, I will make strict laws stating that anyone under the age of 16 cannot play online FPS.

Me!

Also, I will kill anyone I feel like... LORD#OF#WEED, watch your back.

Ha ha, hes reset .

You're cool.. You get land too.

If I ruled the world, I would try to do something that would be remembered forever. A big statue of me sounds good. Where to put it? One in each city with over 500 000 people. How big? To the clouds!

I would also make a virtual reality headset body thing, where your actions are the body parts, and you can punch people, really teabag them, and the such. But the bullets would only be the impact of a paintball gun, not too hard and not too soft.

I would also have my own island, where there are orgies daily, and its a free for all do whatever you like thing. Everything is free.


And basically what everyone else said, but Im the exception to the 16 year old rule for FPS.

David.Podedworny wrote:

CoronadoSEAL wrote:

i will clone myself.
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And have sex with it? Buttsecks? Surprise Buttsecks?

no...
a little off topic, but is cloning to a different sex possible?
in other words, can i clone myself to be a female (not that i would)?

I would make it illegal to NOT play bf2. Sorta like National Service (conscription) only on a gaming level. I think it would work you know.

Take a few billion dollars retire give the position away to some crazy powerhungry politican, make sure i get diplomatic immunity on a global scale then i would just smile all days.

I will have a limit to how ugly you can be at a nude beach
I will take over china
I will have wild parties on the white house lawn (every1 is invited)
I will give cyborg australia and tawian w/ co-ownership of china
I will keep america, russia, new zealand, and Java for myself
I will end world hunger by making everyone have a job and making sure everyone has distributed food
I will make Bubbalo my personal slave
I will make non-conservationist acts punishable by death

I'd leave a large amount of money in a bank account somewhere, resign from having to rule the world, and live in luxury and peace for the rest of my life. No one would remember me and I'd have a cover up story for the money.

To the person who said "i'd have sex everyday" - no way would I. Sex is something brilliant and something you really want to do, after 5 years I'd grow tired of having sex.