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<Ryan_> w00f DU's penis
<w00f> Ryan_: what?
<liquidat0r> nickometer liq
<w00f> 'liq' is 0% lame, liquidat0r
<weasel> i just played some 2142, it was goooooooooooooooood
<belZe>
<liquidat0r> nickometer liquidator
<w00f> 'liquidator' is 0% lame, liquidat0r
<liquidat0r> ...?
<w00f> ... is my shits in a line
<Ryan_> no w00f, DU's penis is this big.... 8-D
<w00f> your penis shrivels next to DU

2007-04-15 09:06:46

#180

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6944|cuntshitlake

<DeathUnlimited> nickometer
LOLOMG")==](/%9q847936asrglösSTRH¤W#¤TETH5475r7uE%&&/E¤RYTHSE¤%&¤E%/R&Y&%/%/UR&/¤&%/%¤&/¤&/¤&/%(¤%/&UE¤%/%¤&(E&/%¤&/#¤%&Y#%¤ye456436y54674tyE¤%&&/%¤&Y¤%/64

<w00f> 'LOLOMG")==](/%9q847936asrglösSTRH¤W#¤TETH5475r7uE%&&/E¤RYTHSE¤%&¤E%/R&Y&%/%/UR&/¤&%/%¤&/¤&/¤&/%(¤%/&UE¤%/%¤&(E&/%¤&/#¤%&Y#%¤ye456436y54674tyE¤%&&/%¤&Y¤%/64' is anf% lame, DeathUnlimited

I win.

Last edited by DeathUnlimited (2007-04-15 09:15:10)

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2007-04-15 14:29:06

#181

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6950

[00:22] <Bloodlust> can you use a joystic in bf2?
[00:22] <FFLink> You can
[00:22] <+NooBesT> Blood, yes
[00:22] <Ryan_> I use my penis in bf2
[00:22] <+NooBesT> Ryan tell me more
[00:22] <Ryan_> when I go fly
[00:22] <+NooBesT> I want to hear
[00:22] <FFLink> Don't we all?
[00:22] <+NooBesT>
[00:22] <Ryan_> ok
[00:22] <+NooBesT> Link
[00:22] <FFLink> Is cool
[00:22] <+NooBesT> GTFO
[00:23] <FFLink> Oh yeh!
[00:23] <FFLink>
[00:23] <+NooBesT> What are you waiting?
[00:23] <+NooBesT> Do it
[00:23] <+NooBesT> now
[00:23] <+NooBesT> hush
[00:23] <+NooBesT> Away
[00:23] <Ryan_> I press my left nut for bombs, my right nut for missilez, and i ejaculate for my main gun
[00:23] <FFLink> NO!
[00:23] <FFLink> LA LA LA
[00:23] <+NooBesT> Ryan
[00:23] <FFLink> LA LA LA
[00:23] <FFLink> Etc.
[00:23] <+NooBesT> How about if it jams?=
[00:23] <Surgeon> HURRI DONE YOUR SIGGIE
[00:23] <Ryan_> if my main gun jams?
[00:23] <+NooBesT> Yeah
[00:23] <FFLink> lol
[00:23] <Surgeon> http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m48/ … /hurri.png
[00:23] <Surgeon> http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m48/ … /hurri.png
[00:23] <+NooBesT> hurri = swede
[00:23] <+NooBesT> lolz
[00:23] <Ryan_> then I just make an excuse saying that a J-10 blew me up
[00:23] <w00f> system consumed all the paper for paging
[00:23] <+NooBesT> hmm right
[00:24] <Ryan_> when I pull a pube, I can hover
[00:24] <Bloodlust> i do pretty good being a piolot with out one though, allthough i keep over shooting
[00:24] <+NooBesT> but what if you press too hard on your nuts?
[00:24] <+NooBesT> Doesn't it hurt?
[00:24] <FFLink> Yeh, Ryan has the over shooting problem
[00:24] <FFLink> Got me in the eye once
[00:24] <Ryan_> You fly good as a pilot without using your penis? cuz you dont have one
[00:24] <Bloodlust> XD
[00:24] <Ryan_> eww
[00:24] <Ryan_> hahaha
[00:24] <Ryan_> You dont have to press hard
[00:24] <Ryan_> touch activated
[00:24] <FFLink> Just a gntle squeeze?
[00:24] <FFLink> lol
[00:25] <+[ST6]SewerMaster|AFK|Work> wtf?
[00:25] <Ryan_> ja
[00:25] <FFLink> I bet Bloodlust is weirded out
[00:25] <Ryan_> wtf mate
[00:25] <+[ST6]SewerMaster|AFK|Work> is this gbh or bf2s?

Ryan got bit over-excited.

2007-04-15 14:30:15

#182

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7172|Devon, England

Just a bit... Good thing you didn't post the part about what a girl would do.

2007-04-15 14:31:23

#183

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6950

FFLink13 wrote:
Just a bit... Good thing you didn't post the part about what a girl would do.

Yeah well... I thought it would be too harsh for these young unharmed forum-minds.

2007-04-15 14:31:26

#184

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7324|Alberta, Canada

Too bad!

IRC wrote:
<Ryan_> How would you fly with your vag if you were a girl?
<FFLink> Is that possible with us?
<FFLink> ...
<LaidBackNinja> HA
<LaidBackNinja> ryan
<LaidBackNinja> it works
<Pro7|Archer> my vag FLAPS yo
<Ryan_> push in, throttle up
<FFLink> Ryan, stop.
<LaidBackNinja> thanks dude
<FFLink> lol
<Ryan_> vag flaps are the rudder
<Pro7|Archer> LIKE WINGS

2007-04-15 14:32:05

#185

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7108|UK

Dude, I should ban you all.

2007-04-15 14:32:23

#186

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7172|Devon, England

Ha, you made it sound like my reply was said to your comment

/me hides

Last edited by FFLink13 (2007-04-15 14:32:58)

2007-04-15 14:33:23

#187

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7324|Alberta, Canada

We are just having IRC funtime. Don't ban.

2007-04-15 14:34:45

#188

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7172|Devon, England

Dunt Ban Us!

2007-04-15 14:41:12

#189

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6950

liq ban them, but don't ban me!

2007-04-16 11:45:10

#190

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6950

zomg DOUBLE POST!

But I just have to!

[21:30] <LaidBackNinja> about the kid who pooped himself
[21:30] <+NooBesT> We sold him to the french
[21:30] <FFLink> lol
[21:30] * NooBesT sells FFLinks laptop to the chinese
[21:30] <LaidBackNinja> this time it WAS a night dark and dreary
[21:30] *** bsc quit (Quit: kthxbye)
[21:30] <FFLink> lol
[21:30] * FFLink is playing Coldplay - The Scientist (A Rush of Blood to the Head) [05:09/128Kbps]
[21:31] <LaidBackNinja> LBN and a bunch of kids r sleeping in a room
[21:31] <FFLink> ...
[21:31] <LaidBackNinja> (LBN was a kid himself)
[21:31] <+NooBesT> No
[21:31] <FFLink> That sounds bad
[21:31] <FFLink> Oh, lol
[21:31] <+Thoruz> you buttsecksed them?
[21:31] <FFLink> Better
[21:31] <LaidBackNinja> ok
[21:31] <LaidBackNinja> anyway
[21:31] <+NooBesT> LBN is actually Micheal Jackson
[21:31] <+NooBesT> zOmG
[21:31] <FFLink> lol
[21:31] <+Thoruz> zomg
[21:31] <LaidBackNinja> this is like 5 years ago
[21:31] * NightKnifer reminds everyone "i r teh l33tz0rz"
[21:31] <LaidBackNinja> so anyway
[21:31] <+NooBesT> Watch out Link he will abuse you
[21:31] <+Thoruz> it's micheal jackson!
[21:31] <+Thoruz> err
[21:31] <FFLink> So you were 15
[21:31] <+NooBesT> And you too Night
[21:31] <LaidBackNinja> about
[21:31] <LaidBackNinja> no wait I was 13
[21:31] <FFLink> DU already abuss me
[21:31] <Surgeon> CSS ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????//
[21:31] <LaidBackNinja> holy shit thats like 7 years ago
[21:31] <+NooBesT> Abuss?
[21:31] <FFLink> *abuses
[21:31] <Surgeon> PLOX
[21:31] <NightKnifer> CSS?
[21:31] <+NooBesT> SURGEON IS GHEI
[21:31] <Surgeon> PLOX
[21:32] <Surgeon> PLOX
[21:32] <FFLink> ANyway, continue
[21:32] <NightKnifer> CSS?
[21:32] <LaidBackNinja> okay
[21:32] <LaidBackNinja> so there we were
[21:32] <Surgeon> ye
[21:32] <NightKnifer> yeh?
[21:32] <+NooBesT> and you buttsecksed!
[21:32] <LaidBackNinja> and two kids decide to have a farting contest
[21:32] <NightKnifer> anyone?
[21:32] <NightKnifer> CSS?
[21:32] <+NooBesT> lolz much
[21:32] <FFLink> lol
[21:32] <+NooBesT> ?
[21:32] <LaidBackNinja> so they start off
[21:32] <NightKnifer> lolz
[21:32] <Surgeon> kniffie
[21:32] <+NooBesT> CSS is ghei
[21:32] <+NooBesT> tbh
[21:32] <Surgeon>
[21:32] <NightKnifer> what?
[21:32] <+NooBesT> lolz
[21:32] <+NooBesT> pwnt
[21:32] <LaidBackNinja> and this one kid, he like PWNS
[21:32] <Scout> css is for noobs
[21:32] <+NooBesT> tbh
[21:32] <+NooBesT> indeed
[21:32] <Surgeon> CSS
[21:32] <FFLink> I cn imagine how this goes
[21:32] <NightKnifer> CSS
[21:32] <LaidBackNinja> he fires shot after shot
[21:32] <+Thoruz> it's a bash.org quote LaidBackNinja
[21:32] <FFLink> lol
[21:32] <LaidBackNinja> the other kid is lagging behind
[21:32] <NightKnifer> Surg
[21:32] <NightKnifer> CSS
[21:32] <+NooBesT> It's for nubs who can't use vehicles!
[21:32] <LaidBackNinja> this is not a bashquote, this one is original
[21:32] <Surgeon> YES
[21:33] <Surgeon> FFS
[21:33] <Surgeon>
[21:33] <+Thoruz> i'm sure it can be found on bash
[21:33] <NightKnifer> yes?
[21:33] <NightKnifer> what
[21:33] <LaidBackNinja> no it cant
[21:33] <NightKnifer> 0.o
[21:33] <LaidBackNinja> go ahead and try to find it
[21:33] <Surgeon> CSS
[21:33] <+NooBesT> NO IT KANAT?
[21:33] <FFLink> CARRY ON!
[21:33] <Surgeon> NUBBAR
[21:33] <+NooBesT> GO ON
[21:33] <LaidBackNinja> this seriously happened in real life
[21:33] <NightKnifer> huh
[21:33] <LaidBackNinja> OKAY
[21:33] <+NooBesT> GO ON
[21:33] <NightKnifer> i dont get
[21:33] <NightKnifer> CSS
[21:33] <+NooBesT> GO ON
[21:33] <LaidBackNinja> SO HES LIKE FARTIN OKAY
[21:33] <NightKnifer> what
[21:33] * Surgeon GIVES UP
[21:33] <NightKnifer> what
[21:33] <FFLink> K
[21:33] <LaidBackNinja> like
[21:33] * NightKnifer says "what"
[21:33] <LaidBackNinja> BAM
[21:33] <LaidBackNinja> BAM
[21:33] <LaidBackNinja> BAM
[21:33] <FFLink> lol
[21:33] <NightKnifer> HOOYA BAM
[21:33] <NightKnifer> HOOYA BAM
[21:33] <LaidBackNinja> fart after fart
[21:33] <+NooBesT> Shut up NightButtsecksor
[21:33] <NightKnifer> loaz
[21:33] <FFLink> Ha ha
[21:33] <NightKnifer> omfg
[21:33] <NightKnifer> pwnt
[21:33] <LaidBackNinja> so he sits up inside his sleeping bag
[21:33] <LaidBackNinja> pulls down his pants
[21:33] <LaidBackNinja> sticks his ass up into the air
[21:34] <+NooBesT> And then the stink killed everybody!
[21:34] <LaidBackNinja> (still inside his sleeping bag)
[21:34] <NightKnifer> lolaz
[21:34] <FFLink> ...
[21:34] <NightKnifer> and shits?
[21:34] <LaidBackNinja> SO YOU GUYS CAN HEAR IT BETTER, he states
[21:34] <+NooBesT> And LBN buttsecksed him!
[21:34] <FFLink> lol
[21:34] <NightKnifer> loaz
[21:34] <NightKnifer> im loll'in
[21:34] <FFLink> Me too
[21:34] <FFLink> lol
[21:34] <LaidBackNinja> we're like... dude.. not necassery
[21:34] <NightKnifer> lol
[21:34] <FFLink> Ha ha
[21:34] <+NooBesT> Then he shits
[21:34] <LaidBackNinja> so he goes
[21:34] <+NooBesT> LOAZ
[21:34] <NightKnifer> that is teh l33t
[21:34] <LaidBackNinja> OKAY GUYS
[21:34] <LaidBackNinja> HERE COMES A BIG ONE
[21:34] <NightKnifer> LOAZ
[21:34] <+NooBesT> ZOMG
[21:34] <+NooBesT> NOW
[21:34] <LaidBackNinja> and he charges up
[21:34] <FFLink> lol
[21:34] <+NooBesT> NO
[21:34] <+NooBesT> NOT THE BIG ONE
[21:34] <FFLink> Ha ha
[21:34] <LaidBackNinja> like FUCKING GOKU
[21:34] <NightKnifer> OMFG!!! RUN
[21:34] <LaidBackNinja> GOING SUPERSAIYAN
[21:34] <FFLink> LOL!
[21:34] <+NooBesT> SPIRIT BOMB!
[21:35] <NightKnifer> hahah
[21:35] <FFLink> Ha ha ha
[21:35] <NightKnifer> !!!!!
[21:35] <LaidBackNinja> he groans
[21:35] <LaidBackNinja> URRRRRRRR
[21:35] <NightKnifer> LOAZ OMFG NOOBEST IS WOW!!!
[21:35] <FFLink> HA HA
[21:35] <NightKnifer> lol
[21:35] <LaidBackNinja> here it comes guys!!!!
[21:35] <+NooBesT> KA! ME! HA! ME! HAAA!!!
[21:35] <NightKnifer> hahahahahah!!! ROFLMAOWTFHELIBBQ
[21:35] <LaidBackNinja> a split second everything is silent
[21:35] <FFLink> Omg, I'm roffling here
[21:35] <LaidBackNinja> nothing happens
[21:35] <+Thoruz> and then your father came and buttsecksed him
[21:35] <NightKnifer> LOLZ!!!!!! XGG
[21:35] <LaidBackNinja> and then
[21:35] <NightKnifer> XGG?
[21:35] <LaidBackNinja> prrrrrrrrrrrrr
[21:35] <NightKnifer> HAHAHA
[21:35] <+Thoruz> and the priest came and buttsecksed him
[21:35] <LaidBackNinja> PLOP
[21:35] <+NooBesT> LOAZ
[21:35] <FFLink> lol
[21:35] <+Thoruz> and your mother buttsecksed you
[21:35] <NightKnifer> [19:35] <+Thoruz> and the priest came and buttsecksed him
[21:35] <NightKnifer> [19:35] <+Thoruz> and the priest came and buttsecksed him
[21:35] <LaidBackNinja> the kid starts screaming
[21:35] <NightKnifer> [19:35] <+Thoruz> and the priest came and buttsecksed him
[21:35] <NightKnifer> [19:35] <+Thoruz> and the priest came and buttsecksed him
[21:35] <NightKnifer> loaz
[21:35] <FFLink> HA HA HA
[21:35] <LaidBackNinja> OH SHIT I POOPED IN MY SLEEPING BAG
[21:35] * FFLink is playing The Fray - How To Save A Life (How To Save A Life) [04:24/209Kbps]
[21:35] <+NooBesT> LOLZ
[21:36] <+NooBesT> PWNT
[21:36] <FFLink> LOL
[21:36] <NightKnifer> LOAZ!!!!
[21:36] <FFLink> Nub
[21:36] <NightKnifer> HAHA!!!
[21:36] <NightKnifer> omfg pwnt
[21:36] <FFLink> Ha ha
[21:36] <LaidBackNinja> and were like AHAHAHAH U SSUCK LOL
[21:36] <NightKnifer> ite
[21:36] <NightKnifer> nub
[21:36] <+NooBesT> LOAAZZ
[21:36] <FFLink> lol
[21:36] <+NooBesT> This goes to IRC thread
[21:36] <NightKnifer> ZOMFG THAT IS SO JEEBUSW
[21:36] <LaidBackNinja> but suddenly he says like WAIT I can't find anything
[21:36] <NightKnifer> I MEAN LIKE....
[21:36] <FFLink> ...
[21:36] <LaidBackNinja> maybe I didnt poop after all
[21:36] <+NooBesT> LoAz
[21:36] <NightKnifer> LLLEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOYYYYY
[21:36] <FFLink> Oh god...
[21:36] <+NooBesT> He eated it
[21:36] <+NooBesT> Like teh lolcat
[21:36] <FFLink> ...
[21:36] <LaidBackNinja> it gets better
[21:36] <NightKnifer> lolaz
[21:36] <LaidBackNinja> so hes like
[21:36] <FFLink> lol
[21:36] <LaidBackNinja> phew theres no poop
[21:36] <NightKnifer> SHIT ON A DONKEY
[21:36] <LaidBackNinja> were like ...aw shit
[21:36] <NightKnifer> omfg
[21:36] <FFLink> lol
[21:36] <NightKnifer> that is nub
[21:36] <LaidBackNinja> so we quiet down and try to sleep
[21:36] <LaidBackNinja> and SUDDENLY
[21:36] <NightKnifer> sleep with shit?
[21:37] * NooBesT is like all shit he didn't poop in his bag
[21:37] <LaidBackNinja> the kid cries out
[21:37] <NightKnifer> he had buttsecks
[21:37] <FFLink> lol!
[21:37] <LaidBackNinja> SOMETHING IS TOUCHING MY FEEET
[21:37] <+NooBesT> LOL
[21:37] <FFLink> HA HA
[21:37] <+NooBesT> PWNT
[21:37] <+NooBesT> AGAIN
[21:37] * NightKnifer agrees he was pwnt
[21:37] <FFLink> HA HA HA
[21:37] <NightKnifer> hhahahahahhahahahahahah
[21:37] <LaidBackNinja> turns out
[21:37] <+NooBesT> zomg
[21:37] <NightKnifer> ROFLCOPTER BITCH
[21:37] <+NooBesT> Too funneh!
[21:37] <LaidBackNinja> the epic forces compressed the poop into a tight projectile
[21:37] <NightKnifer> OOOOOO TIME FOR PUNCH
[21:37] <FFLink> HA HA
[21:37] <NightKnifer> omfgt thatfadgffds
[21:37] <NightKnifer> fda
[21:37] <NightKnifer> fad
[21:37] <LaidBackNinja> and launched it all the way to the feet end of his sleeping bag
[21:37] <+NooBesT> EPIC FORCES! LOAZ
[21:37] <Surgeon> MEATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT SPINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
[21:37] <FFLink> hHA HA HA HA
[21:37] <NightKnifer> THAT IS MAKING ME PISS MY PANTIES
[21:37] <NightKnifer> I R TEH SHITTZ0RZ
[21:37] <FFLink> I can'#t stop laughing...
[21:37] <LaidBackNinja> it was fucking awesome
[21:37] <NightKnifer> lolz
[21:38] <LaidBackNinja> he was like
[21:38] <+NooBesT> ZoMG
[21:38] <FFLink> Lol
[21:38] <NightKnifer> OKLDFADAFFAD
[21:38] <LaidBackNinja> DUDES DONT TELL ANYONE PLZ
[21:38] <+NooBesT> LoAz selfpwnt
[21:38] <FFLink> LaidBackNinja,
[21:38] <NightKnifer> THIS IS L33T
[21:38] <FFLink> You own.

zomg!

2007-04-16 11:46:52

#191

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|7042|Southampton, UK

That was teh lollercakes.

2007-04-16 11:47:30

#192

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7172|Devon, England

WHat a great story, hadn't laughed like that all day

2007-04-16 11:50:50

#193

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6950

FFLink13 wrote:
WHat a great story, hadn't laughed like that all day

You told us that you pissed your pants... When did that happen last time?

2007-04-16 11:52:08

#194

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6869|New York

I was there, but not contributing.

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2007-04-16 11:59:13

#195

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7172|Devon, England

NooBesT[FiN] wrote:
FFLink13 wrote:
WHat a great story, hadn't laughed like that all day
You told us that you pissed your pants... When did that happen last time?

Huh?

2007-04-16 12:11:43

#196

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7190|Charlie One Alpha

FFLink13 wrote:
WHat a great story, hadn't laughed like that all day

not even when you bombed the shit out of me on Wake?

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2007-04-17 02:20:56

#197

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7172|Devon, England

LaidBackNinja wrote:
FFLink13 wrote:
WHat a great story, hadn't laughed like that all day
not even when you bombed the shit out of me on Wake?

Oh, that was close...

2007-04-17 06:07:03

#198

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6944|cuntshitlake

IRC team padding karm0r

<DeathUnlimited> Let's pad alphas karm0r
<DeathUnlimited> he's so close to 2000
<Entertayner> omghax
<Flecco> Haha.
<DeathUnlimited> 1997
<Flecco> Lets pad it to 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
<Entertayner> he's ahead of teh chuyz
<DeathUnlimited> omg
<DeathUnlimited> 1998 now
<Entertayner> soon he'll be in the right year!
<DeathUnlimited>
<DeathUnlimited> Now let's pad him to 2000
<DeathUnlimited> HURRY
<AlphA> padders !
<DeathUnlimited> I want #2000
<DeathUnlimited> HAHA
<DeathUnlimited> I GOTS #2000 for AlphA
<AlphA> yup
<Entertayner> yay
<DeathUnlimited> I r famous
<Entertayner> congratzez!
<Entertayner> I DEMAND ALPHA PUT US ALL IN HIS SIG!
<Entertayner> or make a story sig about us all!
<Entertayner> GOGOGOGO NOW ALFIE!

Last edited by DeathUnlimited (2007-04-17 06:08:03)

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2007-04-17 06:08:00