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Ill be back.... T2 Judgment Day
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Ill be back.... T2 Judgment Day
Yippy ki ai, mother fucker. ~ Die Hard
"Get busy living or get busy dieing".....shawshank redemption.
I know fucking karate
Ze germans? -Snatch
Anyone that stands still, is a VC, anyone thats runs, is a well-disciplined VC - Full Metal Jacket
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape. - Planet Of The Apes.
Goodbye, Mr. Bond no need to explain
I just love the sweet smell of napalm in the morning. Apokalypse now
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Will Munny: Who's the fellow owns this shithole?
[pause]
Will Munny: You, fat man. Speak up.
Skinny Dubois: Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.
[Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]
Will Munny: You better clear outta there.
Man: Yes, sir.
[scampers out of the way]
Little Bill Daggett: Just hold it right there. Hold it...!
[Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs]
Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Little Bill Daggett
The Unforgiven
[pause]
Will Munny: You, fat man. Speak up.
Skinny Dubois: Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.
[Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]
Will Munny: You better clear outta there.
Man: Yes, sir.
[scampers out of the way]
Little Bill Daggett: Just hold it right there. Hold it...!
[Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs]
Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Little Bill Daggett
The Unforgiven
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. Godfather
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane! - Sam L. Jackson
The names Bond, James Bondblademaster wrote:
Goodbye, Mr. Bond no need to explain
*BUMP*..what was that.
A Mazda
Black Dog
A Mazda
Black Dog
Another classic:
You can't handle the truth!!!! - A few good men.
You can't handle the truth!!!! - A few good men.
I know fucking karate
No one mentioned this one and this one is so well known too.
May the Force be with you. STAR WARS
May the Force be with you. STAR WARS
Juror 10: "He don't even speak good English, for God's sake!"
Juror 11: "Doesn't speak good English."
[Juror 10 looks at juror 11]
Juror 11: "You know. He doesn't speak good English. Not don't."
-12 Angry Men
Edit: Ok, not exactly "memorable", but it's stuck in my head.
Juror 11: "Doesn't speak good English."
[Juror 10 looks at juror 11]
Juror 11: "You know. He doesn't speak good English. Not don't."
-12 Angry Men
Edit: Ok, not exactly "memorable", but it's stuck in my head.
Last edited by k30dxedle (2007-04-14 11:30:55)
I think u got it backwards but I like that one as well_NL_Lt.EngineerFox wrote:
Anyone that stands still, is a VC, anyone thats runs, is a well-disciplined VC - Full Metal Jacket
from the same movie prior to that line I love it when hes yelling" get some bump bump bump get some"
Show me the money! jerry Maguire
the shooting scene in pulp fiction.
where Sam L. Jackson cites from the bible before the execution.
where Sam L. Jackson cites from the bible before the execution.
The names Bond, Ollie Bond tbhOmnideath wrote:
The names Bond, James Bondblademaster wrote:
Goodbye, Mr. Bond no need to explain
"hasta la vista, baby." - T2 Judgment Day.
- how can you shoot women and children
- its easy you just don't lead as much
FMJ
- its easy you just don't lead as much
FMJ
Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".
Intelligence: [pause] Yes, there is.
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.
Gary Johnston: Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you I get a movie part.
Gary Johnston: I promise.
Gary Johnston: I will never die.
Kim Jong Il: [to Lisa] When you see Arec Barrwin, you see the true ugriness of human nature.
Joe: Your plan will fail! You'll never keep the world leaders distracted here for 9 hours!
Kim Jong Il: Oh no? I've got Arec Barrwin!
Joe: Dear God!
Gary Johnston: I'm leaving. I'm out.
Spottswoode: No, Gary! You can't leave! We need you now, more than ever!
Gary Johnston: Don't you see what's going on out there? Everyone hates us!
Spottswoode: Hey, now, everyone hated Winnie the Pooh, too.
Gary Johnston: No, they didn't!
Spottswoode: Well, I did. That cocksucking bear killed Jack Kennedy!
Chris: [not moving] I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town.
[Gary stops and listens]
Chris: I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.
Tim Robbins: Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money.
song: ["End of an Act"] I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, When he made Pearl Harbor. / I miss you more than that movie missed the point, And that's an awful lot, girl. / And now, now you've gone away, And all I'm trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, He was terrible in that film. / I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better than Ben Affleck. / And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that shitty movie, too! Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? / I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you.
Gary Johnston: HOLY SHIT! What happened to the base?
Intelligence: It was destroyed by a socialist weasel.
Spottswoode: Gary, if for some reason your cover is blown, and the terrorists take you prisoner, well, you'll probably want to take your own life. Here, you'd better have this.
[hands Gary a hammer]
Joe: You remember the signal?
Gary Johnston: [waves arms like crazy]
Helen Hunt: I'm... Helen Hunt!
Samuel L. Jackson: Samuel L. Jackson!
Matt Damon: [stupidly] Mmmaaattt Dammmmmooonnnn!
All taken from (of course) Team America: World Police
My favourite is this one:
Joe: Shit! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street!
Intelligence: [pause] Yes, there is.
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.
Gary Johnston: Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you I get a movie part.
Gary Johnston: I promise.
Gary Johnston: I will never die.
Kim Jong Il: [to Lisa] When you see Arec Barrwin, you see the true ugriness of human nature.
Joe: Your plan will fail! You'll never keep the world leaders distracted here for 9 hours!
Kim Jong Il: Oh no? I've got Arec Barrwin!
Joe: Dear God!
Gary Johnston: I'm leaving. I'm out.
Spottswoode: No, Gary! You can't leave! We need you now, more than ever!
Gary Johnston: Don't you see what's going on out there? Everyone hates us!
Spottswoode: Hey, now, everyone hated Winnie the Pooh, too.
Gary Johnston: No, they didn't!
Spottswoode: Well, I did. That cocksucking bear killed Jack Kennedy!
Chris: [not moving] I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town.
[Gary stops and listens]
Chris: I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.
Tim Robbins: Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money.
song: ["End of an Act"] I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, When he made Pearl Harbor. / I miss you more than that movie missed the point, And that's an awful lot, girl. / And now, now you've gone away, And all I'm trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, He was terrible in that film. / I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better than Ben Affleck. / And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that shitty movie, too! Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? / I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you.
Gary Johnston: HOLY SHIT! What happened to the base?
Intelligence: It was destroyed by a socialist weasel.
Spottswoode: Gary, if for some reason your cover is blown, and the terrorists take you prisoner, well, you'll probably want to take your own life. Here, you'd better have this.
[hands Gary a hammer]
Joe: You remember the signal?
Gary Johnston: [waves arms like crazy]
Helen Hunt: I'm... Helen Hunt!
Samuel L. Jackson: Samuel L. Jackson!
Matt Damon: [stupidly] Mmmaaattt Dammmmmooonnnn!
All taken from (of course) Team America: World Police
My favourite is this one:
Joe: Shit! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street!
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
and of course
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
and of course
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
'Shit.'
"What?"
'Rollers.'
"No?"
'Yeah.'
"Shit."
'Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!'
'It's 106 miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.'
"Hit it."
'We're on a mission from god.'
'Is that your blood?'
"Some of it, yeah."
'Maverick, you just did an incredibly brave thing. What you should have done was land your plane! You don't own that plane, the taxpayers do! Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You've been busted, you've lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers - and one admiral's daughter!'
'You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.'
"That's right! Ice...man. I am dangerous."
'I feel the need...'
"The need for speed!"
'They threw us out of England, they threw us out of France, so here we are. Flourishing, really, except for the minor inconvenience of despising everything about your country.'
"What?"
'Rollers.'
"No?"
'Yeah.'
"Shit."
'Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!'
'It's 106 miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.'
"Hit it."
'We're on a mission from god.'
'Is that your blood?'
"Some of it, yeah."
'Maverick, you just did an incredibly brave thing. What you should have done was land your plane! You don't own that plane, the taxpayers do! Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You've been busted, you've lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers - and one admiral's daughter!'
'You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.'
"That's right! Ice...man. I am dangerous."
'I feel the need...'
"The need for speed!"
'They threw us out of England, they threw us out of France, so here we are. Flourishing, really, except for the minor inconvenience of despising everything about your country.'