anybody know any quick remedies for it?....oww...
rub some dirt on em.
my fingers burn as I type this but how does one acquire testicular bruising? a really good time or a really bad time?
i'd say bad...i was taking a nap....and my cat, well, you get the picture.Reciprocity wrote:
my fingers burn as I type this but how does one acquire testicular bruising? a really good time or a really bad time?
The cat...woah 2 sec...have the cat kicked you on the ballsack or what...bite in em...what have he did!!!?
Punch yourself in the nuts, it works.
stepped. i'm pretty sure he was scared shitless too when i freaked and threw him across the room.Roger Lesboules wrote:
The cat...woah 2 sec...have the cat kicked you on the ballsack or what...bite in em...what have he did!!!?
rofl, ohh man thats funny:D
Don't know a remedy. But I sure know how you feel now..
I was once in a hurry, and tried to jump on my bike while running. Too bad I jumped over the saddle and landed with my balls on the bar of my bike..
Ouch!!
I was once in a hurry, and tried to jump on my bike while running. Too bad I jumped over the saddle and landed with my balls on the bar of my bike..
Ouch!!
Forkin hell, that must be one fat cat.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
I dont think anyone here cares about another guys testicular bruising , or at least I hope not , me personaly you could had kept that to yourself
Too many times has this happened to me.Gillenator wrote:
Don't know a remedy. But I sure know how you feel now..
I was once in a hurry, and tried to jump on my bike while running. Too bad I jumped over the saddle and landed with my balls on the bar of my bike..
Ouch!!
I suggest frozen peas, just dont put them back after your done.
I copped a .43cal rubber round in the right nut on saturday and I'm fine.
You LIE!Pubic wrote:
I copped a .43cal rubber round in the right nut on saturday and I'm fine.
+1!!!KILLSWITCH wrote:
Forkin hell, that must be one fat cat.
the sad part is...its true! he's overfed and weighs like 50% more than he should.KILLSWITCH wrote:
Forkin hell, that must be one fat cat.
me personally, you could have kept that to yourself. nobody makes you read this. if you're uncomfortable with discussing common injury to the manhood, don't. just walk away. my title was descriptive enough to warn you what was inside.davidonbf2 wrote:
I dont think anyone here cares about another guys testicular bruising , or at least I hope not , me personaly you could had kept that to yourself
edit: they're all better now too guys. thanks for helping! (the peas worked wonders)
Last edited by Ender2309 (2007-04-16 06:38:01)
Put a good steak on it