stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7176|California

When you are in a heated argument, what words/phrases do you use to gain a physiological advantage?
mine:
  • Did you know you were adopted?
  • I see your religion has failed you again.
  • Your parents hate you
  • God hates you
  • Children starve at night because of your insubordination
  • Is that a banana in your pants, or are you just retarded?
  • Me, 1 .. You? 0.


Those are some of my favorites. What are yours?
Trigger_Happy_92
Uses the TV missle too much
+394|7106
i have a loaded gun in my pocket
mcgid1
Meh...
+129|7173|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX
Normally I'd used the club of logic on you, but the last five minutes have shown me that you have too feeble of mind for it to have any effect.
Major.League.Infidel
Make Love and War
+303|6934|Communist Republic of CA, USA
You're just wasting Oxygen.  Stop.

Last edited by Major.League.Infidel (2007-04-16 17:55:45)

justice
OctoPoster
+978|7197|OctoLand
I don't use any, I just argue and win the argument with my intelligence...most of you can't do that it seems.

Last edited by justice (2007-04-16 17:46:38)

I know fucking karate
HURLEY
Ima Crunchatize you.
+170|7139|The Lou
You're an abortion survivor.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6925
My favorites..

No one loves you
God hates you
MastersMom
YOUR mom goes to college
+61|7112
-Oh, I forgot, your mom wanted me to tell you hello.
-I like to think about your mom while I touch myself.
-I like to think about myself while I touch your mom.

And generally any other way I can tie their mom into the conversation (in a manner similar to Napolean Dynamite's, "Your mom goes to college.")  It doesn't have to make sense as long as it throws them off.
twiistaaa
Member
+87|7125|mexico
probably the best thing is to tell them you or no one has any respect for them or even "fucken likes them", if the friends are there tell them to tell the guy that they really dont like them, usually they wont know what to say so it kind of gets your point across, also constantly repeat it with a hatred on your tongue. having alcohol in you makes it come out smoother lol.

i have made a guy cry from this.
Yaocelotl
:D
+221|7106|Keyboard

Major.League.Infidel wrote:

Your just wasting Oxygen.  Stop.
You fail at grammar.
aj0404
It'll just be our little secret
+298|6806|Iowa...
please stop talking,you're raping my ear.
thtthht
maximum bullshit
+50|6787|teh alien spaceshit
Dude, why do you have an erection in front of guys?
Usually takes me to the hospital in the next 1 hour.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,993|7088|949

stryyker wrote:

When you are in a heated argument, what words/phrases do you use to gain a physiological advantage?
mine:
  • Did you know you were adopted?
  • I see your religion has failed you again.
  • Your parents hate you
  • God hates you
  • Children starve at night because of your insubordination
  • Is that a banana in your pants, or are you just retarded?
  • Me, 1 .. You? 0.


Those are some of my favorites. What are yours?
I don't have any physiological ones.  Usually you can tell pretty quickly if a heated argument is going to turn into a fight.

Psychologically, I would go with just turning away from them in mid-sentence and starting a conversation with someone else close by.  Doesn't even have to be your friend.  In fact, total strangers work even better.
Milk.org
Bringing Sexy Back
+270|7232|UK
Mine's "Shut the fuck up you cunt".
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|7131|Canberra, AUS
"Life hates you"
"Just... no."
"You are a failure. You are a stain on humanity."
"Everytime you speak, the IQ of the world drops."
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Kenthar
Resident Dragon Fanatic
+21|7003
I really don't see how a lot of these answers give a physiological advantage, except for the loaded gun.
twiistaaa
Member
+87|7125|mexico

Kenthar wrote:

I really don't see how a lot of these answers give a physiological advantage, except for the loaded gun.
i think he meant psychological.
The#1Spot
Member
+105|6996|byah
"Yes you are fat" response to when girls ask if they are fat
"Its because your black"
"Women cant drive"
"do you have sand in your vagina?"
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|7079|Camp XRay

"your mother should have swallowed you"

/win
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GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|7100
I could beat you up
goodhawk
Member
+1|6677
I find that most become confused if you tell them:
Your father should have pulled out and shoot you up against the wall.
The best part of you dripped down your mothers crack and ended up a stain on the sheets.
And lastly,
You piss me off cause your taking up air that I deserve.
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|7100
I coulda been yo daddy but the guy in front of me had a full nickel and a pack of doublemint.

Last edited by GunSlinger OIF II (2007-04-16 19:08:10)

Ganko_06
Laughter with an S
+167|7101|Camoran's Paradise
I have a few friend with a phobia of spiders so normally in a heated debate:
"You do know you eat spiders in your sleep?" gives me a huge advantage.
The Stillhouse Kid
Licensed Televulcanologist
+126|7098|Deep In The South Of Texas
Next time don't bite so hard when I cum, bitch.

I'm your father, and you will show me some goddamn respect!

Tell your mom I'm sorry about giving her the clap.
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7163|67.222.138.85
Respect mah Authoritay!

Seriously, usually I continue the debate into submission. I'm pretty good at forming arguments on the fly haha.

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