I usually do that, or in the middle of their sentence say "Bye." and then just go do something else. Works wonders.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I don't have any physiological ones. Usually you can tell pretty quickly if a heated argument is going to turn into a fight.
Psychologically, I would go with just turning away from them in mid-sentence and starting a conversation with someone else close by. Doesn't even have to be your friend. In fact, total strangers work even better.
i gave your sister aids
You weren't just beaten with an ugly stick, nor were you beaten with the ugly forest. You were bumped by the ugly zepplin (driven by the Kaiser)
Several:
Pull you phone out of your pocket, pretend to answer it and say "Just a second" pass the phone to the other person and say "It's for you, it's someone who gives a fuck" - beauty with that is anyone else just laughs at them, classic embarrasement. Also "Ah, you're mistaking me for someone who cares"
Laugh at them and say "haha, I thought your were serious!"
Mortatchi Tua (spelling) It's italian, It means, "I hope all of your ancestors are dead"
"Kill yourself" and then later follow it by "No-one is coming to your funeral"
Also found on www.somethingawful.com from the professional insulter article http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gr … eturn.php:
*In russian accent* - "Your girlfriend so ugly she fuck a shit and love it!" Gregori slapped his palms on the table. "Your father fart on dick and have baby and it is you, the baby! A shit fart baby!"
Pull you phone out of your pocket, pretend to answer it and say "Just a second" pass the phone to the other person and say "It's for you, it's someone who gives a fuck" - beauty with that is anyone else just laughs at them, classic embarrasement. Also "Ah, you're mistaking me for someone who cares"
Laugh at them and say "haha, I thought your were serious!"
Mortatchi Tua (spelling) It's italian, It means, "I hope all of your ancestors are dead"
"Kill yourself" and then later follow it by "No-one is coming to your funeral"
Also found on www.somethingawful.com from the professional insulter article http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gr … eturn.php:
*In russian accent* - "Your girlfriend so ugly she fuck a shit and love it!" Gregori slapped his palms on the table. "Your father fart on dick and have baby and it is you, the baby! A shit fart baby!"
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