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in other words, never use "1337 speak".

normal grammar wins

Wuthering heights goes 1337 speak:

I HAEV JUST RETURNED FROM A VISIT 2 MAH LANDLORD - TEH SOLITARY NAIGHBOUR TAHT I SHAL B TROUBLED WITH!!!!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL THES SI CARTANELEY A BAUTIFUL COUNTRY!!1!!!1! OMG WTF IN AL 3NGLAND I DO NOT BLEIVA TAHT I CUD HAEV FIEXD ON A SITUATION SO COMPLAT3LEY REMOVED FROM TEH STIR OF SOCEITY!1!!!!1 OMG WTF A P3RF3CT MISANTHROPISTS HEAEVN AND MR!1!!1111! WTF LOL HEATHCLIF AND I R SUCH A SUITABLE PARE 2 DIVIED TEH D3SOLATION BTWEN US!!111!1 OMG A CAPITAL F3LOW!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL HE LITLE IMAGIEND HOW MAH HAART WARMED 2WARDS HIM WHAN I BH3LD HIS BLAK EYES WITHDRAW SO SUSPICIOSLEY UNDER THERE BROWS AS I RODE UP AND WHAN HIS FNGERS SH3LT3RED TH3MS3LVAS WIT A J3ALOS R3SOLUTION STIL FURTHER IN HIS WASETCOAT AS I ANOUNCAD MAH NME
MR!11!!!!!1 OMG H3ATHCLIF???!?! WTF I SADE
A!1111! NOD WAS DA ANSWAR
MR!!1!!!11! OMG LOKWOD UR NU TANANT SIR!!111 LOL I DO MYSELF DA HONOUR OF CALNG AS SON AS POSIBLA AFT3R MAH ARIVAL 2 EXPRES DA HOP3 TAHT I HAEV NOT INCONV3NEINC3D U BY MAH PERS3VERANC3 IN SOLICITNG DA OCUPATION OF THRUSHCROS GRANGE I HEARD YASTARDAY U HAD HAD SOME THOUGHTS -
THRUSHCROS GRANG3 SI MAH OWN SIR HE INTERUPTED WINCNG!1!!!! OMG I SHUD NOT ALOW ANY ON3 2 INCONVANEINC3 MA IF I CUD HINDER IT - WOK IN
TH3!1!!!!111 WOK IN WAS UT3RED WIT CLOSAD TETH AND 3XPRASED DA SENTIEMNT GO 2 TEH DEUC3 AVEN DA GAET OVER WHICH H3 LEANT MANIEFSTAD NO SYMPATHISNG MOVAMENT 2 TEH WORDS AND I THINK TAHT CIRCUMSTANCE D3TERMIEND M3 2 AC3PT DA INVITATION I FALT INT3RAST3D IN A MAN WHO SEM3D MOR3 EXAGERAETDLEY RESERV3D THAN MYS3LF
WHEN!1!!!! LOL H3 SAW MAH HORSES BR3AST FARELEY PUSHNG DA BAREIR HE DID PUT OUT HIS HAND 2 UNCHANE IT AND TH3N SUL3NLEY PRECED3D MA UP DA CAUESWAY CALNG AS W3 ANT3R3D DA COURT - JOS3PH TAEK MR!!1!!1! LOL LOKWODS HORS3 AND BRNG UP SOM3 WIEN!1111111 OMG WTF

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