LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|7166|Charlie One Alpha
"Game over man, game over!" -Hudson, Aliens.

"I hate manure" -Biff, Back to the Future

"If you're gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk" - Ugly, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.  (Shit, strangelove you beat me to it)

"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes" - Indiana Jones

"I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THESE" - Independance Day

Last edited by LaidBackNinja (2007-04-15 17:42:47)

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
Hunter/Jumper
Member
+117|6811
our turning back don't mean nothin, not in the long run. An indian chases something untill he thinks he's chased it enough, its the same when he runs. seems he never figures on a critter that just keaps commin on. So we'll find em in the long run, we'll find em. Just as sure as the turnin of the earth.

" The Searchers "

https://i16.tinypic.com/357ewhv.jpg

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Milk.org
Bringing Sexy Back
+270|7233|UK
A few memorable ones from Jarhead

Sgt. Siek I love this job. I thank God for every fucking day he gives me in the corps, oorah.

Troy: Welcome to The Suck.

Troy: (in an NBC suit) [in a Darth Vader voice] Luke, come over to the Dark Side.

Fowler: [in showers, pointing at another marine] Hey, look! It's a cock, but smaller!

Swofford: We call this friendly fire, friendly fucking, or getting friendly fucked.

Anthony: The Drill Instructor looks fabulous in his uniform, sir!

D.I. Fitch: Jesus Joseph and doggy-style Mary!

& Last but not least:

Swofford: Sir! I got lost on the way to college Sir!


https://www.craigmitchelldyer.com/blog/jarhead.jpg

*Runs off to watch Jarhead*

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Kneegra
Don't rock no blings but my baseball cap
+21|6884|IN
sea-bass and the fellows offered to pick up our tab - Dumb and Dumber
Panikfrost
Member
+9|6991
"Madness?THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!" *BIG BOOT* - 300
"Prepare your breakfasts an eat hearty for tonight we dine in hell" - 300

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Milk.org
Bringing Sexy Back
+270|7233|UK

Kneegra wrote:

sea-bass and the fellows offered to pick up our tab - Dumb and Dumber
"Check out that ass".
"Yeah, he must work out".
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6999|Texas - Bigger than France

LaidBackNinja wrote:

"Game over man, game over!" -Hudson, Aliens.
A tribute to Hudson, who made this movie worth owning:

We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!

Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! Let's go, yeah, come on! Come on! Come and get it you bastards! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? Fuck you!

You maybe haven't been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked, pal!


MY FAVORITE:
How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?
Seventeen days.
Hudson: Seventeen days? Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!
HUDSON! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.
Hudson: So why don't you put her in charge?
mcgid1
Meh...
+129|7173|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX
"Hip...Hip-Hop...Hip-Hop-Annonaymous?  Damn, he always gets the easy ones!"
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6746|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Here we go, in Youtube form and everything.

https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7237|Great Brown North
"you're damagine my calm"- serenity
Ratzinger
Member
+43|6849|Wollongong, NSW, Australia
"Pardon me boy, is this the Transylvania station?" Gene Wilder - Young Frankenstein
also "He would have to have an enormous schwanstuka" Teri Garr - Young Frankenstein

"She turned me into a newt" John Cleese - Holy Grail

"Judean People's Front? Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea!" John Cleese - Life of Brian
Monkeyman911
Dun wori, it's K.
+76|6879|California, US
Shepard Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you will go to a special level of hell, one that's reserverd for child molesters...and people who talk in the theatre. -Firefly


Malcom Reynolds: How many weapons you plan on takin' you only got the two arms.
Jayne:Oh, I just wanted a good choice and I like to keep my options open.
Mal: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne: Yeah well what you plan and what happens aint' never actually the SAME...
(Mal considers for a moment)
Mal:...No grenades.
Jayne: Wha?-awwww.
Mal:No grenades!
-Serenity





oh and if no one hasn't already (i didnt look for it)

Leonitus: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 300

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RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6862|NSW, Australia

one time at band camp...
GhostStalker0
I like pie
+29|6935|San Diego, CA

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

one time at band camp...
Heh, posted that already

"This is the Captain, we got a slight problem with our entry sequence so we may experience some slight turbulence and then explode..." - Serenity
Jim_Bred
Member
+15|6959
"let's get some fawkin freeeeeeeeeench toast" - 40 year old virgin
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6862|NSW, Australia

GhostStalker0 wrote:

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

one time at band camp...
Heh, posted that already

"This is the Captain, we got a slight problem with our entry sequence so we may experience some slight turbulence and then explode..." - Serenity
aww i R fail


hmm another one: "My father calls me a glorified turd burglar" ~Kenny
Karbin
Member
+42|6751
" It just doesn't matter.
Even if Gods hand should descend from heaven
and point to our side of the field........
it just doesn't matter.
Because all the really good looking chicks will only
go out with the Mohawk creeps, cause they got all the money!!!!!.
IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!!!!
IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!!!!"


Meatballs
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6982|South Florida
Charlie Dont Surf [hmm.... Apocalypse Now]
15 more years! 15 more years!
Reddhedd
trolawlawl
+188|6902|EE Chat
Say hello to my little friend!-Scarface
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7122|NT, like Mick Dundee

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7219

I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls where checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the shit hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who asshole to asshole who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-ass-in-the-grass, Marine " No more shore time ". We responed in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the speices. War is hell, boy. That's a fact!

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Shmizmar
Member
+6|7139|Los Angeles
"These amps go to 11"

--This is Spinal Tap

^^Best fucking movie ever^^^

Last edited by Shmizmar (2007-04-17 20:50:22)

gfyspoon
Banned
+3|6944
Clark: Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.
Rusty Griswold: Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust.
Clark: Whatever, Russ. Whatever.

Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
Eddie: Shitter was full.
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters, honey?
Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.

Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

THE best movie ever... Christmas Vacation.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,075|7229|PNW

"THE SHERIFF IS A N--"

Blazing Saddles
fadedsteve
GOP Sympathizer
+266|6947|Menlo Park, CA
"Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo" - Fletch

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