was waiting for chopper at wake and an f35 comes in to scrape the ground and road kill us... the pilot bailed out and it killed the other two people there but i was holding e.. ended up in the jet and just kept goin
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I have had many, but I will tell you one that happened yesterday when I was at my friends house.
I spawn on the beach on Wake Island as PLA, in that little white bunker. Straight ahead of me is a dead Chinese guy, half of his body in the floor, so it looks like he has no legs. His arms are in that singing pose you can get if you de-kit someone. Yeh, so me and my friend have a laugh over his weird shape. I go to exit the bunker, and I see a US guy, standing right next to me. He was probably standing there a while, and he was looking at the mis-figured Chinese guy too. I do a double take, as I was a bit surprised, and helooks at me at the same time. I quickly pump him with lead before he does me in, and me and my friend just burst out laughing at what just happened...
I suppose you had to be there really, but it was Hilarious.
I spawn on the beach on Wake Island as PLA, in that little white bunker. Straight ahead of me is a dead Chinese guy, half of his body in the floor, so it looks like he has no legs. His arms are in that singing pose you can get if you de-kit someone. Yeh, so me and my friend have a laugh over his weird shape. I go to exit the bunker, and I see a US guy, standing right next to me. He was probably standing there a while, and he was looking at the mis-figured Chinese guy too. I do a double take, as I was a bit surprised, and helooks at me at the same time. I quickly pump him with lead before he does me in, and me and my friend just burst out laughing at what just happened...
I suppose you had to be there really, but it was Hilarious.
I was playing on Karkand and I got hit by a artillery strike and my body went flying through the air. I went from the Suburbs to the Train Accident in midair.
The other day I was teabagging a sniper I had just killed for a full 15 seconds. I went around the next corner and got killed by his claymore. I thought it was pretty funny.
In a J-10 on Dalian chasing and F35. I had been on him for a while and finally had a lock. We went between the reactor towers toward the Chinese base. Just as I get over the Main Entrance CP I get TKed.
Apparently we had flow right between two choppers that were TV dueling and I happened to be at the right random spot at the wrong time.
Apparently we had flow right between two choppers that were TV dueling and I happened to be at the right random spot at the wrong time.
Last edited by Ganko_06 (2007-04-18 15:56:01)
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I shot a m95 at a full transport heli killed the pilot and the rest of them die from it crashing lol.
1.03 patch were people acctually get in the blackhawks and pla transports. Put it on and see for your self.David.Podedworny wrote:
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riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttttttttttttThe_Killer wrote:
I shot a m95 at a full transport heli killed the pilot and the rest of them die from it crashing lol.
Sharqi lastnight, killed 3 guys at construction site flag, then jumped down only to land on the fence...
Mostly that a "full crew" would ride it out, and not bail, or hit F1.Dauntless wrote:
What's so hard to belive about that?David.Podedworny wrote:
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Last edited by Snipingruven (2007-04-18 18:11:15)
I was playing Dalian Plant at the Maintenance Buildings. I was an Engineer and a convoy of armor showed up at the flag. I was upstairs. I got a running start to the rail and pitched/threw my AT mines. I killed an APC, tank and an one more person. Someone in the convoy got me, but I think it was pretty funny.
I also like taking a tank on Jalalabad and putting C4 on it. I go to the enemies flag and if there isn't anyone to kill, I jump out and hide to take the flag. Usually any enemy that spawns there jumps in the tank. I laugh everytime.
I also like taking a tank on Jalalabad and putting C4 on it. I go to the enemies flag and if there isn't anyone to kill, I jump out and hide to take the flag. Usually any enemy that spawns there jumps in the tank. I laugh everytime.
I can't fly that well, but I would surely be pressing F1 to take the pilot's seat.Snipingruven wrote:
Mostly that a "full crew" would ride it out.Dauntless wrote:
What's so hard to belive about that?David.Podedworny wrote:
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was playing karkand I/O, I was mec and we were getting spawned camped at hotel as usal, so I switched to sniper layed 2 claymines back to back, 5 guys came through, 4 died,the other guy revived them, then all 5 proceeded forward to the other claymine I layed, then boom, all 5 died,then there were all screaming at the other guy for reviving them, I laughed, 18 points in 15 sec
Since most players are quite clueless, the chances are they wouldn't notice who their pilot was, let alone that he was killed. And the diving towards the ground is just a fancy landing maneuver.Snipingruven wrote:
Mostly that a "full crew" would ride it out.Dauntless wrote:
What's so hard to belive about that?David.Podedworny wrote:
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The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Once threw a grenade and hit someone in the head and killed them. Medic was right there and revived him. Grenade goes off. LMAO.
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Once I was flying a plane at Wake Island and I damaged the some dude's jet until he decided to parachute at a high distance from the ground then i did a u-turn and squished him in mid air...i wish i recorded that
All mine are funny.
I was flying in Dragon I believe, and I went to TV a BlackHawk that was in the middle of no where.
I put my TV in it, and I shit you not, as SOON as it impacted, two F35's crashed into it's carcass, and I got five kills out of the ordeal.
Funniest death? We were capped out, I was just about to go finish capping a flag, i jumped down the TV station stairs to get back down, and I died.
I was the last one left.
Fuck.
I put my TV in it, and I shit you not, as SOON as it impacted, two F35's crashed into it's carcass, and I got five kills out of the ordeal.
Funniest death? We were capped out, I was just about to go finish capping a flag, i jumped down the TV station stairs to get back down, and I died.
I was the last one left.
Fuck.
This isn't a specfic kill but when you are a sniper and you hop down for a knife kill and then find 3 other guys around the corner and you knife all of them. Most people are clueless in this game
i don't recall any random ones, but my usual favorites are,
1 Being commander, and some enemy tries to kill you, and you kill him. He thens gets pissed and comes back....over and over, and since I'm commander, I just occasionally randomly spot on the command HUD, find him and put him down.
2. Shooting down a jet with a tank. I can always get close, and, occasionally, I smoke a jet. only been a handful of times but, it's just swell.
3. Getting BEHIND the enemy front, and knifing the people in the rear of thier frontline, it seems to take people a while to realise I'm not on thier team.
1 Being commander, and some enemy tries to kill you, and you kill him. He thens gets pissed and comes back....over and over, and since I'm commander, I just occasionally randomly spot on the command HUD, find him and put him down.
2. Shooting down a jet with a tank. I can always get close, and, occasionally, I smoke a jet. only been a handful of times but, it's just swell.
3. Getting BEHIND the enemy front, and knifing the people in the rear of thier frontline, it seems to take people a while to realise I'm not on thier team.
Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2007-04-18 18:56:18)
one day.... i got killed by my teammate's parachute... sad
Warlord, SF, SAS team, Parachute TK festival.Alpha.350 wrote:
one day.... i got killed by my teammate's parachute... sad
Or you get them without any time to react.Stubbee wrote:
Since most players are quite clueless, the chances are they wouldn't notice who their pilot was, let alone that he was killed. And the diving towards the ground is just a fancy landing maneuver.Snipingruven wrote:
Mostly that a "full crew" would ride it out.Dauntless wrote:
What's so hard to belive about that?
I did this on Ghost Town at the oil platform. The SAS lads came over and tried to land close to the flag. I sniped the pilot while they were hovering about 30 feet off the ground. It crashed, they all died. Wasn't a full chopper though, only four I think.
I was dogfighting an enemy jet, and was locked on w/o flares and with little health, I bail. As I am floating down, an ally helicopter passes by below, not 20m away, then the jet that got me is chasing the helicopter(its a BlackHawk) I land on his jet & he dies.
(This was during the first few weeks of the war, so not many people experienced the death "by a lone man in a parachute!")
I had a screenshot of it, but my entire directory of SS have disappeared save for 4. WTF?
(This was during the first few weeks of the war, so not many people experienced the death "by a lone man in a parachute!")
I had a screenshot of it, but my entire directory of SS have disappeared save for 4. WTF?
This was in 2142, but it counts. K?
I parachute down off a building on Gibraltar. My clanmate jumps and chutes down, lands on me. Got TKed. As soon as I finish LMAO, I hit Page Up and another teammate decides to chute down on him. Quite funny, since I was watching the whole thing.
I parachute down off a building on Gibraltar. My clanmate jumps and chutes down, lands on me. Got TKed. As soon as I finish LMAO, I hit Page Up and another teammate decides to chute down on him. Quite funny, since I was watching the whole thing.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
running into a chopper in a jet...i blinked and all of a sudden theres a chopper infron of me... i bailed & got the kills & got called a noob by them but dc
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