1. Who is Prime Minister?
a)Tony Blair - b)Vicky Pollard - c)Butros Butros Ghali
2. When was the last time anyone smiled on Eastenders?
a)1990 - b)1991 - c)1992 - d)Never
3. Complete the phrase, "You can't get quicker than a....."
a) Shag with Boris Becker in a cupboard, resulting in an illegitimate child.
b) a Kwik-Fit Fitter
c) red hot vindaloo going through your stomach and pissing out of your arse.
4. What does ASBO stand for?
a) Automatic Sex Bomb Orangutang
b) A Super Big Orgy
c) Anti Social Behaviour Order
d) Always submit, boobs out.
5. You go into B&Q, a man dressed in orange approaches and asks if you want decking. What do you do?
a) Get the first punch in and run away
b) Follow him to the gardening section
c) Ignore him, as you only came in to buy a hammer to sort the noisy bastards from next door out.
Please note, this will not grant you access to Britain. If you want to come here, do what everyone else does and climb into a white lorry at Calais and sit there stewing in your own shit for 16 hours until you get set free in Dover.
a)Tony Blair - b)Vicky Pollard - c)Butros Butros Ghali
2. When was the last time anyone smiled on Eastenders?
a)1990 - b)1991 - c)1992 - d)Never
3. Complete the phrase, "You can't get quicker than a....."
a) Shag with Boris Becker in a cupboard, resulting in an illegitimate child.
b) a Kwik-Fit Fitter
c) red hot vindaloo going through your stomach and pissing out of your arse.
4. What does ASBO stand for?
a) Automatic Sex Bomb Orangutang
b) A Super Big Orgy
c) Anti Social Behaviour Order
d) Always submit, boobs out.
5. You go into B&Q, a man dressed in orange approaches and asks if you want decking. What do you do?
a) Get the first punch in and run away
b) Follow him to the gardening section
c) Ignore him, as you only came in to buy a hammer to sort the noisy bastards from next door out.
Please note, this will not grant you access to Britain. If you want to come here, do what everyone else does and climb into a white lorry at Calais and sit there stewing in your own shit for 16 hours until you get set free in Dover.