Pick Up Lines and Tips That Actually Work

2007-04-19 06:12:56

#26

zeidmaan: Member; +234|6872|Vienna

I never found approaching and spiting out some dumb compliment to be useful.
Here is a good one.

You approach the bar next to her to order a drink and than you step on her foot (not too hard dumbass).
Then you start appologising over and over until she says "its OK" or "its fine". And than you say "no its not fine, let me at least buy you a drink". When she starts laughing just say "I bet you never heard that pick up line before".
Thats enough to break the ice and to separate you from "others"

2007-04-19 06:25:31

#27

Sanjaya: Banned; +40|6684

if they're good looking, don't talk about how good looking they are. they probably know how good looking they are already, or they hear it all the time. talk about something else. you'll catch their attention by being interested in something other than the physical (even if you are just interested in the physical)

2007-04-19 06:26:55

#28

too_money2007: Member; +145|6765|Keller, Tx

wah1188 wrote:
Simple just grow some balls and have a nice chat with em, hi how are you?, what do you do? Can I squeeze your boobs. Most women are to polite to tell you to fuck off anyway.

Word. Start a convo being nice and just wanting to get to know them. It's easier if you work with said hottie, as you'll have more to talk about at first.

Unless you're both attracted to each other to the point of fucking at first sight, you have to try and befriend them first. Atleast, that's my own experience.

Get to know them, make the move, do the horizontal dance. Simple!

2007-04-19 09:34:19

#29

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6785

zeidmaan wrote:
You approach the bar next to her to order a drink and than you step on her foot (not too hard dumbass).
Then you start appologising over and over until she says "its OK" or "its fine". And than you say "no its not fine, let me at least buy you a drink".

Oh ya? I got a better one. How about you approach the bar next to her to order a drink and than you trip over somebodys imaginary foot, and accidentaly slap her across the face. (Not to soft dumbass) Then you start apologizing over and over until she says "WTF!" "ASS!" "GTFO!" And than you say "no its NOT fine, let me atleast buy you a pack of ice."

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2007-04-19 09:35:31

#30

gene_pool: Banned; +519|7078|Gold coast, Aus.

Im_Dooomed wrote:
zeidmaan wrote:
You approach the bar next to her to order a drink and than you step on her foot (not too hard dumbass).
Then you start appologising over and over until she says "its OK" or "its fine". And than you say "no its not fine, let me at least buy you a drink".
Oh ya? I got a better one. How about you approach the bar next to her to order a drink and than you trip over somebodys imaginary foot, and accidentaly slap her across the face. (Not to soft dumbass) Then you start apologizing over and over until she says "WTF!" "ASS!" "GTFO!" And than you say "no its NOT fine, let me atleast buy you a pack of ice."

Brb, trying that. Sounds like a good idea.

2007-04-19 09:37:17

#31

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|7018|Southampton, UK

My best line:

"I r teh l33tz0rz, will you b3 my ownz0rz, pwnin tem n00bs?"

God, chicks love that one.

2007-04-19 09:40:39

#32

G3|Genius: Pope of BF2s; +355|7083|Sea to globally-cooled sea

you're really going to take seriously a man who goes by the name "I'm Doomed" when giving advice on how to pick up a girl?

2007-04-19 09:43:49

#33

hate&discontent: USMC 0311 SEMPER FI; +69|6845|USA, MICHIGAN

you say "hey, wanna go back to my place, eat nachos and fuck?"
chick says "no"
you say "what, you don't like nachos?"

2007-04-19 09:50:22

#34

jord: Member; +2,382|7135|The North, beyond the wall.

I just laughed at my own then.

It's not even funny, i won't post it i've just got a sick sense of humour.

2007-04-19 12:56:51

#35

StokoE: Losers-Server; +51|7297|UK

"do you take it up the shitter?"

2007-04-19 13:25:46

#36

The_Guardsman: Tally Ho!!; +81|7202|I'm not sure.... Buts its dark

Heres one for you. Go up to a lass and say " Big fat penguin" they'll properly look at you strange and say "what?" you reply with " well it breaks the ice" and then take it from there.

You could tell them your a Dolphin trainer from Sweden. They may like that.

Last edited by The_Guardsman (2007-04-19 13:26:48)

2007-04-19 13:37:17

#37

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7135|In You Endo- Stoke

"Did it hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven did it hurt?"

Biodome ftw..

2007-04-19 13:41:13

#38

hate&discontent: USMC 0311 SEMPER FI; +69|6845|USA, MICHIGAN

StokoE wrote:
"do you take it up the shitter?"

hahahaha...pave the dirt road!!

Last edited by hate&discontent (2007-04-19 13:42:39)

2007-04-19 13:44:33

#39

Microwave: _; +515|7112|Loughborough Uni / Leeds, UK

DesertFox423 wrote:
"I was thinking maybe you wanna go out tonight? Have some chicken, maybe some sex..."

ANCHORMAN!!! Best film in the history of the world.

2007-04-19 13:46:29

#40

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7135|In You Endo- Stoke

"I'll take your mother out for a seafood dinner and never call her again."

2007-04-19 13:49:36

#41

Microwave: _; +515|7112|Loughborough Uni / Leeds, UK

{uscm}Jyden wrote:
"I'll take your mother out for a seafood dinner and never call her again."

Woooo more!

"It's so damn hot....milk was a baaaad choice!"

That will get any girl gagging

2007-04-19 13:51:19

#42

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6983|Milkystania, yurop

Ty wrote:
My point in this thread is that pickup lines DON'T work. Ever. If you get a girl with any type of pickup line she's a whore. Either that or extremely kind hearted. The odds arn't good though.

how dare thy Ty talk ill of the working women and the working women to be:P and for shame for making fun of all of the future women i will meet
xoxoxo

Last edited by Magpie (2007-04-19 14:00:25)

2007-04-19 13:51:33

#43

justice: OctoPoster; +978|7198|OctoLand

How about this one...

"Fuck me or fuck off"

Works a charm.

I know fucking karate

2007-04-19 14:48:38

#44

ZCor3x: Member; +46|7027|Pennsylvania

Hai!

2007-04-19 14:56:22

#45

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7148|Devon, England

I suggest a joking attempt, the witty sort of jokes. Witty compliments, basic wit really.

I don't really go to clubs and pick up girls, as I'm too young at the moment. Plus there is already that special girl for me. My sens of humour and compliments, both coupled with wit got me where I am.

I know I have probably said the word "Wit" many tims in this post, but really it is important. If the girl knows you joke a bit, thne if you ever say anything wrong, you can quickly pull up the "Joke" line and laugh it off

I r smart

2007-04-19 15:36:11

#46

agent146: Member; +127|6843|Jesus Land aka Canada

The_Guardsman wrote:
Heres one for you. Go up to a lass and say " Big fat penguin" they'll properly look at you strange and say "what?" you reply with " well it breaks the ice" and then take it from there.

You could tell them your a Dolphin trainer from Sweden. They may like that.

LOL are there even any dolphins in sweden?

2007-04-19 15:39:26

#47

Belx: Member; +4|7134|New York, New York

Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.

2007-04-19 16:28:11

#48

GhostStalker0: I like pie; +29|6934|San Diego, CA

"I seemed to have lost my number, can I borrow yours?"

2007-04-19 16:57:43

#49

[RFW]Xenomorph: Member; +9|6839|Sweden

bah havent got many good pick up lines but some other good tips to getting a chick is by
-being cocky yet still funny
-actually interested in what she has to say
-ask her questions based on feelings/emotions
-dont put her on a pedestal, slightly "ignore" her from time to time (talk to her friends if you sit with them, go to your buddy for a sec etc)

works wonders

2007-04-19 16:59:46

#50

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|7100|England

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wah1188 wrote:

zeidmaan wrote:

Im_Dooomed wrote:

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StokoE wrote:

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{uscm}Jyden wrote:

Ty wrote:

The_Guardsman wrote:

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