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bombardier9999 wrote:

Undetected_Killer wrote:

bombardier9999 wrote:

NEVER PLAY KARKAND, i beg ur parden. Karkand is the most popular and BEST map in the whole FKN game including all the expasions and booster packs... ALWAYS PLAY INFANTRY ONLY KARKAND IF U WANT POINTS. (this guy doesn't know shi-t) (and sorry, i get carried away when people say shit about Karkand...)

Dear impressionable newbs:
Do not listen to him. He is a n00b. You are newbs. You still have your innocence. Do not believe this man(?)!
If you play Karkand too much, you become a n00b.
I too used to be a n00b.... until I bought SF.

BIG NUB!!! SF is gay and only good to get 3rd tier unlucks, undetected killer is a big nub and Karkand makes all other maps shit, and minorities... and Undetected_Killer, if Karkand is so "n00b" then why do all the top players have the most hours on it???

this will sound a bit cliche to some of the more senior bf2s'ers, but bombardier9999 :

Have you ever seen the top players outside? Wonder why. Furthermore, countless people are flamed for making threads about them knifing, paddling, otherwise killing any of the leaderboard -- why is that? Becuase the top ten are worthless players whose sole goal in bf2 (aka their life) is to rack up as much meaningless pixel-points imaginable. Also, why did you quote "n00b" if earlier you called him a 'BIG NUB'??

PS Guess WHAT? i HAVE an caps LOCK key TOO!

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Dear Mr(/s) NewPlayer

1.) Use your head (IRL). There are sounds in this game for a reason

R0lyP0ly wrote:

bombardier9999 wrote:

Undetected_Killer wrote:

Dear impressionable newbs:
Do not listen to him. He is a n00b. You are newbs. You still have your innocence. Do not believe this man(?)!
If you play Karkand too much, you become a n00b.
I too used to be a n00b.... until I bought SF.

BIG NUB!!! SF is gay and only good to get 3rd tier unlucks, undetected killer is a big nub and Karkand makes all other maps shit, and minorities... and Undetected_Killer, if Karkand is so "n00b" then why do all the top players have the most hours on it???

this will sound a bit cliche to some of the more senior bf2s'ers, but bombardier9999 :

Have you ever seen the top players outside? Wonder why. Furthermore, countless people are flamed for making threads about them knifing, paddling, otherwise killing any of the leaderboard -- why is that? Becuase the top ten are worthless players whose sole goal in bf2 (aka their life) is to rack up as much meaningless pixel-points imaginable. Also, why did you quote "n00b" if earlier you called him a 'BIG NUB'??

PS Guess WHAT? i HAVE an caps LOCK key TOO!

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Dear Mr(/s) NewPlayer

1.) Use your head (IRL). There are sounds in this game for a reason

Thank you God, some common sense!

""damnizzle"".. hmmm. ive never seen an expression like that.. wow.. indeed very homo

Have a nice day

Sincerly

Alpha

Last edited by Alpha.350 (2007-04-19 18:14:31)

Undetected_Killer wrote:

Damnizzle, where is Alpha when I need him?
And Flaming, and Chuy, and especially TMo.

Well, Prodie's on. Maybe we can attract his attention somehow...

W00t, n00bs vs. BF2s senior(ish).
Who will win?
And Alpha, you are not Alpha. Alpha is on my side.

straz_mataz wrote:

the only thing you should do is......

smoke a J before you play and you want care how much you die

That's the best advice I've heard so far.

www.bf2combat.net join any team but 3uk

dont stop in front of a tank and start shooting him with your gun... YOU will die !!! (I've seen this 10000000009 times)

Claymores !!!! this is what sniper have... this game is fuck top okay... always look at claymores, if you see one be shure you avoid it, and when i say avoid = far , very far from the clay... because they will explose nway. Sometimes it explose when your at 100 miles away, sometimes you will pass on it and it will explose after and you die, sometimes you see one so you stop and you just go back and it will explose... so watch this

when you are 1v1 vs someone the best to do is to press Z and shoot... (if you have the RPK 1st gun on the MEC side for support, dont even try to shoot when your up you will aim shit, you rly need to press the Z button zoom and then shoot, also use it at burst its helfull and its a very good gun)

try not to act like a noob, follow your squad leader, if you are support give ammo bag, if you are medic throw health bag etc... revive ur mates..... i mean dont be there watching the sky or if you are medic and you see someone die, at least try to revive him .....

this is hard for a noob, but lets say you are taking a flag and you are assault and your mate is medic then someone kills your mate.... you can take his kit with the G button and then revive him... this is pretty rare tho !

If you see a friendly car coming straight at you hold the E button so you will just get in the car and the guy driving will not make a tk !

Atl+F4 will not give you points/make you promoted/give you unlock/give you ammo/give you health/give you kills and bla blab labl bal bla loool


its everything for now

CouchPotato wrote:

BlackKoala wrote:

Keep this in mind....

Alt + F4  =  Secret unlocks.

Haha what a n00b. I'm going to college for computers, you think I don't know what Alt+ F4 does? Go spam somwhere else.

Okay.....

Believe it or not, there's quite a few people that will actually do that, it's always worth a shot.  Great way to get people to disconnect to make room for friends, keep that in mind.

CouchPotato wrote:

Does anyone want to help a noob? I just got the game today, and would like someone to show me the ropes.

If so add me to xfire. My name is CouchPotato89.

Hai2u

teamorange wrote:

try checking out wiki guilds you will finds a lot of helpful stuff in here, too bad i already knew about most of this before i found out bf2s 

o ya there might some guys from tops asking you for your account to help "rank you up", don't do it

Nah, we can get him the leet unlocks.