I am an artillery magnet. Usually on rounds where I play that role, I get mad and go spec ops if I'm not already. I managed to sneak into the enemy base on such an occasion. As I blew up their scanner and was running toward their uav, I noticed a jet spawn in the hanger nearby. Knowing that someone would be coming for it quickly, I tossed some c4 on the side and tried to hide. I was just about to give up and try to take the flag when someone ran up, jumped in, and took off. I waited until they got some altitude and detonated the plane mid flight. It's a glorious sight.
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Playing Kubra Dam, I was at the top of the crane sniping when artillery started falling around me. I jumped off to parachute to safety and before I could get my chute open, I was hit by a plane. I thought it was funny how I slammed into the wall.
I haven't had it happen in a while, but I have thrown a grenade at someone and killed them before it went off. Guess it just bounced off of his head.
I haven't had it happen in a while, but I have thrown a grenade at someone and killed them before it went off. Guess it just bounced off of his head.
best kills ever has to be playing IO jalalabad! run into the USMC uncap with a knife and start the biggest fight ever, seeing as most of them are snipers they don't have much choice but to reach for their own knives!
not hilarious in itself but knowing you just confused about 20 snipers in one go makes me smirk.
ive seen it happen a few times where people get shot and they are thrown aside like it was artillery? whats with that?
not hilarious in itself but knowing you just confused about 20 snipers in one go makes me smirk.
ive seen it happen a few times where people get shot and they are thrown aside like it was artillery? whats with that?
Probably any kill using my Medic Vs Tank method. Classic one-upmanship.
I've also got a penchant for taking the gunner out of tanks. Those guys think that because they've got armoured legs they're invincible. Truth is they're easier to kill than most troops, provided you stay away from the main gun (not the .50 cal, they can't hit shit if the tank's moving).
Any time I see a tank with a gunnner, and the tank doesn't see me, 3 or 4 shots = kill!
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I've also got a penchant for taking the gunner out of tanks. Those guys think that because they've got armoured legs they're invincible. Truth is they're easier to kill than most troops, provided you stay away from the main gun (not the .50 cal, they can't hit shit if the tank's moving).
Any time I see a tank with a gunnner, and the tank doesn't see me, 3 or 4 shots = kill!
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Last edited by Ninja_Kid2002 (2007-05-17 01:42:34)
Tried to spot a guy who was a good bit away while walking with an m16 on single shot not zoomed in, instead of spotting them fire a single shot and kill the guy.
On Krakand just after USMC took the Hotel flag, i spawn at the square and went over to where the Tow is and lay prone to gun down the guys comming up the allyway. One dude comes legging it out of the ally so i fire away and kill him b4 he leaves the ally and his body just takes off does a few flips and lands right infront of me beside the TOW lol looked like something out of the Matrix
i was playing mashtur city a while back...i was defending *or attempting to* the back yard point when i notice the MEC transport chopper *full* getting ready to land and cap the point...as it slowly came down, i ran up behind it waiting for the guys to jump out....then i realized that it has an open back....i threw 3 grenades real quick, the first one made it up to the pilot, killing him, the other two went off right after that killing everyone else. watching the pitiful site of a smoking chopper falling 20 feet was great
I just got a new laptop and cranked up the settings to high. I even cranked up the shadow settings. I was on Sharqui at the construction site. I walked around a building and started shooting at an enemy until I realized that it was my shadow. I got off around 4-5 rounds, just enough to alert the real enemy and allow him to shoot and kill me.
Ran around a corner in Karkand in the center by the fountain and got murdered by a waiting USMC with an M16. Ok fair enough I can live with that, but then a medic team-mate decides to revive me without taking out the USMC, who proceeded to nail me dead again, only to have my teammate revive me again. 4 times I died and was revived before the medic finally spotted the USMC, who must have been pissing himself at the easy kills, and was mowed down too. Argggg!!!
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Mine will always be cruising up and down the mean streets of Levithan on my ATV with 2 C4 on the front.
I see a guy running towards a tank and I'm in good position to cut him off and C4 him.
The guy jumps at the last moment (probably 'jump and enter vehicle' manuever) but I hop off my ATV, ATV keeps going and he accidentally enters into the oncoming ATV instead.
ATV's are the fastest land vehicle the game can offer, so the ATV keeps going fast and jumps over a cliff and right into the water. But I detonate C4 before he hits water. HILIARIOUS!!!!
I can only image his suprise when he thought he was going into a nice safe tank only to enter a ATV full of explosives (and suddenly facing teh other direction), over a cliff, diving into the water then BOOM!!!.
Another one I can replicate more than once per round is on Warlord, being Spec Ops (and anyone can try this). Place C4 on the ground just before the MEC APC spawns. Wait until someone comes racing around the corner and jumps into the APC spawn area 2 floors down. Detonate C4 as they reach the ground and see them go sky high.
Another fool who thought he would be inside the nice comforts of an armored vehicle bites the dust (or went to kiss the sky )
I've seen them go higher with 5 C4's but I kept 2 for the next one
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Mine will always be cruising up and down the mean streets of Levithan on my ATV with 2 C4 on the front.
I see a guy running towards a tank and I'm in good position to cut him off and C4 him.
The guy jumps at the last moment (probably 'jump and enter vehicle' manuever) but I hop off my ATV, ATV keeps going and he accidentally enters into the oncoming ATV instead.
ATV's are the fastest land vehicle the game can offer, so the ATV keeps going fast and jumps over a cliff and right into the water. But I detonate C4 before he hits water. HILIARIOUS!!!!
I can only image his suprise when he thought he was going into a nice safe tank only to enter a ATV full of explosives (and suddenly facing teh other direction), over a cliff, diving into the water then BOOM!!!.
Another one I can replicate more than once per round is on Warlord, being Spec Ops (and anyone can try this). Place C4 on the ground just before the MEC APC spawns. Wait until someone comes racing around the corner and jumps into the APC spawn area 2 floors down. Detonate C4 as they reach the ground and see them go sky high.
Another fool who thought he would be inside the nice comforts of an armored vehicle bites the dust (or went to kiss the sky )
I've seen them go higher with 5 C4's but I kept 2 for the next one
Last edited by JaggedPanther (2007-06-09 03:11:21)
I have made quite a lot of interesting and funny kills in BF2. However, this one (literally) made me fall off my chair by laughing so hard.
So I joined TV2 Cleansweep near the end of the round. USMC were still stuck on their island. I see a squad in a chopper nearing the island and thought Id try some M95 cockpit shooting. So I join the squad and bail out over the island, landing here:
Notice that chopper taking off?
BOOM! M95 pilot kill on a full speed, flying chopper in the air!
Ive checked the distance to the USMC flag from this spot and its ~330m. So, by elevating it I reckon this was a moving 300m M95 headshot
Unfortunatly, when I got back into my chair, I found that the enemy commander had dropped a vehicle on my head. Oh the joys of sniping
So I joined TV2 Cleansweep near the end of the round. USMC were still stuck on their island. I see a squad in a chopper nearing the island and thought Id try some M95 cockpit shooting. So I join the squad and bail out over the island, landing here:
Notice that chopper taking off?
BOOM! M95 pilot kill on a full speed, flying chopper in the air!
Ive checked the distance to the USMC flag from this spot and its ~330m. So, by elevating it I reckon this was a moving 300m M95 headshot
Unfortunatly, when I got back into my chair, I found that the enemy commander had dropped a vehicle on my head. Oh the joys of sniping
I was in a driving RIB and I came upon a PLA squad trying to swim to the carrier. I rammed them with the RIB one by one. I was laughing my ass of by the 4th guy.
Warlord: 7 Kills, 1 claymore. God bless some numpty who spawned on his squad leader then started dancing! Flag defend as well!
i love using 5 C4's to blow up snipers...
they go SOOO high!!!
they go SOOO high!!!
Embarassing Kill :
Playing Leviathan - Got taken out by enemy in tank.
Spawned back as Spec Ops.
Prepared Forklift with C-4.
FORKLIFT JIHAD !
Sweet revenge.
Embarassing Death :
Purchased Special Forces Expansion pack [ages ago].
Let's try out Warlord. Alright - SAS. Pick that spot off to left.
Hrmmm... ..... what's going on ? Ground coming closer ?
You were critically wounded ?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ..... parachute FTW !
Playing Leviathan - Got taken out by enemy in tank.
Spawned back as Spec Ops.
Prepared Forklift with C-4.
FORKLIFT JIHAD !
Sweet revenge.
Embarassing Death :
Purchased Special Forces Expansion pack [ages ago].
Let's try out Warlord. Alright - SAS. Pick that spot off to left.
Hrmmm... ..... what's going on ? Ground coming closer ?
You were critically wounded ?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ..... parachute FTW !
You wont believe this.
Yesterday evening i was in the F35 on Oman, attacking the airfield. I came in used my MGs and then blew up. I was like wtf - i must've crashed... in mid air?
I was hit by friendly artillery.
Yesterday evening i was in the F35 on Oman, attacking the airfield. I came in used my MGs and then blew up. I was like wtf - i must've crashed... in mid air?
I was hit by friendly artillery.
I once knifed [HOT]GeneralCondom then paddle him then he cried to me in vent.
Last edited by =NHB=Shadow (2007-06-09 13:46:50)
Bailing out of F35 in J10, enemies think it's a teammate and stay put, drive 'em all over, 5 kills, kicked for stealing \o/.
some times i shoot a heli just as i start to see flames come off it and some times i get the 2 kill yay
FunNy sKiLL... I mean kill...
Anyway...(warlord) so i spawn at this base (hideout) and this guy (enemy) happens to have planted c4 right were i spawn ... so i spawn and he sets it off... but wait its a funny a kill not a funny death... OH YEA this is the part were where i get blown into the air without taking damage and land without gettings hurt at all and then kill him ... ROFL ... oh yea and then i laugh my nuts off and then i just see
someguy: WTF????// I BLEW U UP WTF??? ?# HAXOOR1!!11
and then he kept saying stuff like "hakkor u hax kik him" and "stop haking how didntyn u die?"
i dont know how it happend but i didnt get scratched one bit even after a direct multi-C4 hit... something to do with write on me or bieng right after i spawned probally
Anyway...(warlord) so i spawn at this base (hideout) and this guy (enemy) happens to have planted c4 right were i spawn ... so i spawn and he sets it off... but wait its a funny a kill not a funny death... OH YEA this is the part were where i get blown into the air without taking damage and land without gettings hurt at all and then kill him ... ROFL ... oh yea and then i laugh my nuts off and then i just see
someguy: WTF????// I BLEW U UP WTF??? ?# HAXOOR1!!11
and then he kept saying stuff like "hakkor u hax kik him" and "stop haking how didntyn u die?"
i dont know how it happend but i didnt get scratched one bit even after a direct multi-C4 hit... something to do with write on me or bieng right after i spawned probally
Last edited by 10973 (2007-06-09 14:21:40)
back when i was a noob on 1.0
i see a flaming cobra
what do i do
get my pistol and shoot it
moments later:
henno13[killed]cobra pilot
henno13[killed]cobra gunner
i was thinking wtf
never got a kill like that since
and my first karkand game after i got SF
i was at square and the USMC were attacking
i fired my f2000 into the fog
[BF2s]henno13[F2000]some unlucky randomer
i see a flaming cobra
what do i do
get my pistol and shoot it
moments later:
henno13[killed]cobra pilot
henno13[killed]cobra gunner
i was thinking wtf
never got a kill like that since
and my first karkand game after i got SF
i was at square and the USMC were attacking
i fired my f2000 into the fog
[BF2s]henno13[F2000]some unlucky randomer
Last edited by henno13 (2007-06-09 14:42:13)
Mine was the same. Except sub out the Cobra with a F-35B raping the airfield while hovering.henno13 wrote:
back when i was a noob on 1.0
i see a flaming cobra
what do i do
get my pistol and shoot it
moments later:
henno13[killed]cobra pilot
henno13[killed]cobra gunner
i was thinking wtf
never got a kill like that since
Stupid son of a bitch flew straight into a hill.
Something tells me I've posted this before, probably in this very thread.
f35b got owned by himselfcowami wrote:
Mine was the same. Except sub out the Cobra with a F-35B raping the airfield while hovering.henno13 wrote:
back when i was a noob on 1.0
i see a flaming cobra
what do i do
get my pistol and shoot it
moments later:
henno13[killed]cobra pilot
henno13[killed]cobra gunner
i was thinking wtf
never got a kill like that since
Stupid son of a bitch flew straight into a hill.
Something tells me I've posted this before, probably in this very thread.
[insert noob/idiot here]
Last edited by henno13 (2007-06-09 14:45:18)
I've been laughing at these for ½ hour for now
My one (OK, I didn't kill that guy, but it was funny *IMO*)
OK, I was playing an good Finnish server, as I am Fin, and squad Alpha (where i was) was taking over one of the villages in west "wing" of the Midway,(there was me, squad leader, and two others) and squad leader made an supply drop at our position. As the crate was close to earth (3-4 meters) an enemy jumps behind corner right into that place where the crate is landing, and gets crushed by the crate . "Enemy is no more" I laughed at it so hard, that I didn't even notice we were just blasted away by an enemy arty support
My one (OK, I didn't kill that guy, but it was funny *IMO*)
OK, I was playing an good Finnish server, as I am Fin, and squad Alpha (where i was) was taking over one of the villages in west "wing" of the Midway,(there was me, squad leader, and two others) and squad leader made an supply drop at our position. As the crate was close to earth (3-4 meters) an enemy jumps behind corner right into that place where the crate is landing, and gets crushed by the crate . "Enemy is no more" I laughed at it so hard, that I didn't even notice we were just blasted away by an enemy arty support
Last edited by The_Tank (2007-06-09 14:54:48)
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