They play the game!!! o.O
They play 2142... Pwn3d
When they don't use sprint in a walker, ever.
Longest game of veridun ever
Longest game of veridun ever
The Voss and Krylov have the same RoF n00b.leetkyle wrote:
Voss has a higher ROF than the Krylov, so in close situations, a Voss will win.doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
They use the Voss when on the PAC teamZeller has a much more powerful body shot, a nice scope and is noticeably quieter than other SRs.doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
They use the Zeller over the stock sniper gunsMaybe they don't see the APM?doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
They don't realize you can avoid APMs by crouching
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You're the noob, sorry
Oh, and they don't realize that the missiles on the gunships seek other aircraft.
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Yeah except for:doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
Post ways you can tell people are n00bs in BF2142!
They use the Voss when on the PAC team
They use the Zeller over the stock sniper guns
They don't realize you can avoid APMs by crouching
They think the static AA gun actually hurts tanks
The Zeller can take out explosives,, making it THE best all-round sniper.. it can clear everything from lollermines to APMs and RDX.. even emp mines... i have given the enemy ALOT of TK's because i allways wait untill his teammates are near the explosives before i take them out so satisfyingdoctastrangelove1964 wrote:
They use the Zeller over the stock sniper guns
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
No you're the noob Kyle...leetkyle wrote:
Voss has a higher ROF than the Krylov, so in close situations, a Voss will win.doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
They use the Voss when on the PAC teamZeller has a much more powerful body shot, a nice scope and is noticeably quieter than other SRs.doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
They use the Zeller over the stock sniper gunsMaybe they don't see the APM?doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
They don't realize you can avoid APMs by crouching
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You're the noob, sorry
The zeller can be heard from a bigger distance than the stock sniper (louder)
Krylov has higher damage pr. round and better aim, if you have skills krylov will win
Maybe they are just plain retards and wouldn't notice a barn if they were standing on it
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
They constantly pod onto your titan when its still got the shields up.
How can you recognize a newbie a.k.a. 'noob'.
- They screem '2142 is teh suxxorz' on bf2s.com
- They use primarily the Voss
- The actually think bullets hurt a walker
- They think the same about the tanks
- Actually they think bullets hurt even a titan
- They are massed in Titan corridors, all support class
- They think the AED-6 is an offensive weapon
- They think AED means 'American Exterminating Device'
- They have a hard time telling Blue from Red
- They attack friendly silos
- They crash valuable hardware in under a minute
- They think that they can step motion mines
- They think the Motion Mine bait is a weapons of mass destruction
- They believe the game was shipped with only 2 maps "Gibraltar and Berlin"
- They think the goal in Titan mode is to sit on their Titan only to defend.
- They think that the opposing team is supposed to have all those 6-squared number thingies on top of the screen.
- They don't understand the minimap and the 'Revive me' symbols.
- They normally occupy one team, while the pro's have the other.
- They get all excited with a 20 point ribbon
- They get even more exited after being awarded a purple heart.
Need I go on?
- They screem '2142 is teh suxxorz' on bf2s.com
- They use primarily the Voss
- The actually think bullets hurt a walker
- They think the same about the tanks
- Actually they think bullets hurt even a titan
- They are massed in Titan corridors, all support class
- They think the AED-6 is an offensive weapon
- They think AED means 'American Exterminating Device'
- They have a hard time telling Blue from Red
- They attack friendly silos
- They crash valuable hardware in under a minute
- They think that they can step motion mines
- They think the Motion Mine bait is a weapons of mass destruction
- They believe the game was shipped with only 2 maps "Gibraltar and Berlin"
- They think the goal in Titan mode is to sit on their Titan only to defend.
- They think that the opposing team is supposed to have all those 6-squared number thingies on top of the screen.
- They don't understand the minimap and the 'Revive me' symbols.
- They normally occupy one team, while the pro's have the other.
- They get all excited with a 20 point ribbon
- They get even more exited after being awarded a purple heart.
Need I go on?
I rush a tank in BF2 with a knife all the time. Sometimes your just screwed, so why not go out with the tanks driver laughing?Magius5.0 wrote:
ROFL. Rushing a tank with a knife. That I gotta see. Also, fair point about the Krylov vs. Voss--I use the latter of the two when PAC for a couple of situations. One of them being, sheer number of bullets. I can get two, three kills with the Krylov on the average run, sometimes more...Voss, I can get one or two additional kills without reloading, which can be good if you're in intense firefights where the extra clip size saves your ass.Roger Lesboules wrote:
I have to correct you on 1 thing.
The charging with a knife one. In some case it is noob to charge with a knife all the time...but believe me..i am not noob and ive been charging much people with the knife...Most people dont expect to see a crazy dude jump round the corner and knife 3-4 dude in a row.
But if you ever charge a tank with a knife...then yeah...your a noob (Yes ive seen that been done once before)
Bernadictus wrote:
How can you recognize a newbie a.k.a. 'noob'.
- They screem '2142 is teh suxxorz' on bf2s.com
albino cookie wrote:
They play 2142... Pwn3d
^ & ^^ = Pwnd.kajukenbo_kid wrote:
They play the game!!! o.O
Rofl how dumb was that? Looks like they didn't read the rest of the topic.Bernadictus wrote:
Bernadictus wrote:
How can you recognize a newbie a.k.a. 'noob'.
- They screem '2142 is teh suxxorz' on bf2s.comalbino cookie wrote:
They play 2142... Pwn3d^ & ^^ = Pwnd.kajukenbo_kid wrote:
They play the game!!! o.O
A: They do, shoot vents on underside...Bernadictus wrote:
How can you recognize a newbie a.k.a. 'noob'.
- The actually think bullets hurt a walker
A: They do, shoot the glowy parts of the core...Bernadictus wrote:
- Actually they think bullets hurt even a titan
A: 2 supports and 2 medics can hold off anything in a corridor...Bernadictus wrote:
- They are massed in Titan corridors, all support class
A: Motionmines can be moved by shooting at them...Bernadictus wrote:
- They think that they can step motion mines
A: It is, it can lead multiple motionmines into enemy camps or vehicles and they can take out APMs RDX and EMP Mines...Bernadictus wrote:
- They think the Motion Mine bait is a weapons of mass destruction
A: Someone has to do it, and it is rare that ANYONE will volenteer for this post, so good job those who do...Bernadictus wrote:
- They think the goal in Titan mode is to sit on their Titan only to defend
A: Rarely, since most servers have autobalancing and you cannot choose your team like you can in CSBernadictus wrote:
- They normally occupy one team, while the pro's have the other.
A: The TroopTransporter pin is hard to get, but it doesnt yield many points.. that doesn't make it a bad pin...Bernadictus wrote:
- They get all excited with a 20 point ribbon
A: LoL... Purple Heart = The noob medalBernadictus wrote:
- They get even more exited after being awarded a purple heart.
A: No thx noobBernadictus wrote:
Need I go on?
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Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
How can you recognize a newbie a.k.a. 'noob'.
Anti-Shawn Revised Version 2.
- They screem '2142 is teh suxxorz' on bf2s.com
- They use primarily the Voss
- The actually think bullets hurt a walker when shooting at it's front armor.
- They think the same about the tanks
- Actually they think bullets hurt even a titan when shooting at it's outer hull
- They are massed in Titan corridors, all support class and do nothing else. They even sit there before the shields are down
- They think the AED-6 is an offensive weapon
- They think AED means 'American Exterminating Device'
- They have a hard time telling Blue from Red
- They attack friendly silos
- They crash valuable hardware in under a minute
- They think that they can step motion mines
- They think the Motion Mine bait is a weapons of mass destruction so they use it like a regular grenade on infantry
- They believe the game was shipped with only 2 maps "Gibraltar and Berlin"
- They think the goal in Titan mode is to sit on their Titan only to defend, while the other team hapily captures and holds all the silos.
- They think that the opposing team is supposed to have all those 6-squared number thingies on top of the screen.
- They don't understand the minimap and the 'Revive me' symbols.
- They normally occupy one team, while the pro's have the other, because they have no clue to what they are doing.
- They get all excited with a 20 point ribbon after a 10 second parachute drop
- They get even more exited after being awarded a purple heart.
Need I go on?
Anti-Shawn Revised Version 2.
- They screem '2142 is teh suxxorz' on bf2s.com
- They use primarily the Voss
- The actually think bullets hurt a walker when shooting at it's front armor.
- They think the same about the tanks
- Actually they think bullets hurt even a titan when shooting at it's outer hull
- They are massed in Titan corridors, all support class and do nothing else. They even sit there before the shields are down
- They think the AED-6 is an offensive weapon
- They think AED means 'American Exterminating Device'
- They have a hard time telling Blue from Red
- They attack friendly silos
- They crash valuable hardware in under a minute
- They think that they can step motion mines
- They think the Motion Mine bait is a weapons of mass destruction so they use it like a regular grenade on infantry
- They believe the game was shipped with only 2 maps "Gibraltar and Berlin"
- They think the goal in Titan mode is to sit on their Titan only to defend, while the other team hapily captures and holds all the silos.
- They think that the opposing team is supposed to have all those 6-squared number thingies on top of the screen.
- They don't understand the minimap and the 'Revive me' symbols.
- They normally occupy one team, while the pro's have the other, because they have no clue to what they are doing.
- They get all excited with a 20 point ribbon after a 10 second parachute drop
- They get even more exited after being awarded a purple heart.
Need I go on?
Never seen that happen before ... yes, it is a weapon of mass destruction. Lay some mines down in a Titan corridor and throw some MMB down the corridor. The sentry defending the corridor may explode and it is possible to take out infantry (within a certain radius). How the hell do you take out APMs, RDX and EMP Mines ... do you throw the bait right on top and let Motion Mines blow the intended target up?ShawN_ wrote:
A: It is, it can lead multiple motionmines into enemy camps or vehicles and they can take out APMs RDX and EMP Mines...Bernadictus wrote:
- They think the Motion Mine bait is a weapons of mass destruction
Edit:
Nope you've made your point.Bernadictus wrote:
Need I go on?
Last edited by kptk92 (2007-04-23 05:12:28)
Yes The MMB will take out any explosives within it's explosion's radiuskptk92 wrote:
How the hell do you take out APMs, RDX and EMP Mines ... do you throw the bait right on top and let Motion Mines blow the intended target up?
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
- need glitches / friends / special servers to get some of the awards
They are impressed with themselves when they get a combat efficiency pin. Not even a distinguished combat efficiency pin, the regular one.
They think the Hover Tank sucks just because you cannot move the turret.
They think the FAV guns actually hurt gunships
They think the Hover Tank sucks just because you cannot move the turret.
They think the FAV guns actually hurt gunships
they are impressed when they get the wcr
How many times have I knifed you with a Clarkfatherted13 wrote:
Even facing a clark, they attempt to knife you
Yes, this is funnyfatherted13 wrote:
Assume that as soon as titan shields take damage, its attackable. Stand inside hanger to watch for best results, i once saw a noob squad all pod onto the hanger shield. Made me happy
Makes enemy's visibility poorerfatherted13 wrote:
Use the APC 2nd position weapon against tanks.
See above.fatherted13 wrote:
Fire walker MG rounds at tanks.
This is the best method.fatherted13 wrote:
Fire walker missles at infantry
lol!fatherted13 wrote:
Constantly try and revive the other team
See above.fatherted13 wrote:
Scream for ammo, as support players
" " health, " medic "
lol.fatherted13 wrote:
ask how to guide the pilum
It works!fatherted13 wrote:
Fire MG's in short bursts, just like good ole bf2
lol.fatherted13 wrote:
using a SMG, will engage a sniper, at ranges 100 metres +
4 RDX explosives = 1 RDX. So, in theory, 12 outta take down a walker! loool.fatherted13 wrote:
Will attack tanks with nades/rdx shottie/rifle rockets
I say it again, kyles a noobleetkyle wrote:
How many times have I knifed you with a Clarkfatherted13 wrote:
Even facing a clark, they attempt to knife youYes, this is funnyfatherted13 wrote:
Assume that as soon as titan shields take damage, its attackable. Stand inside hanger to watch for best results, i once saw a noob squad all pod onto the hanger shield. Made me happyMakes enemy's visibility poorerfatherted13 wrote:
Use the APC 2nd position weapon against tanks.See above.fatherted13 wrote:
Fire walker MG rounds at tanks.This is the best method.fatherted13 wrote:
Fire walker missles at infantrylol!fatherted13 wrote:
Constantly try and revive the other teamSee above.fatherted13 wrote:
Scream for ammo, as support players
" " health, " medic "lol.fatherted13 wrote:
ask how to guide the pilumIt works!fatherted13 wrote:
Fire MG's in short bursts, just like good ole bf2lol.fatherted13 wrote:
using a SMG, will engage a sniper, at ranges 100 metres +4 RDX explosives = 1 RDX. So, in theory, 12 outta take down a walker! loool.fatherted13 wrote:
Will attack tanks with nades/rdx shottie/rifle rockets
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Second!fatherted13 wrote:
I say it again, kyles a noob
Your just jealous that I'm better. Bernadictus is a whore! And ted is jealous.
While you are in armor, killing a noob hanging around a silo, he then respawns and pops out to try and "get you". You get yet another noob kill.
To BakaBakaNeko who said, "And using the Zeller doesn't mean you're a noob. I use it quite often in defensive positions or to clear a path ahead for friendly armor/vehicles."
You're much better off going as engineer. Use the defuser tool and stop wasting ammunition. If you're a sniper, get some headshots and leave defusing to engineers. Unless of course your team is full of noobs.
To BakaBakaNeko who said, "And using the Zeller doesn't mean you're a noob. I use it quite often in defensive positions or to clear a path ahead for friendly armor/vehicles."
You're much better off going as engineer. Use the defuser tool and stop wasting ammunition. If you're a sniper, get some headshots and leave defusing to engineers. Unless of course your team is full of noobs.
If they have the zeller that would mean they have some experience playing and thereby wouldn't fit in the category "noobs/newbies/newbeginners"doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
Post ways you can tell people are n00bs in BF2142!
They use the Voss when on the PAC team
They use the Zeller over the stock sniper guns
They don't realize you can avoid APMs by crouching
They think the static AA gun actually hurts tanks
Anyways, BF2142 is for noobs.
That's not a n00b that's advanced tactics 101.Ryan wrote:
They stand with the medic bag instead of dropping it by their/your feet.
It could be they dropped a supply/medic crate somewhere else, and don't want that one to vanish when they drop a second one.
Although dropping a medicbag would be noobish, because that would be so pre 2142