I Hate Cats

2007-04-23 14:25:19

#76

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7232|Noizyland

I shot a cat once. The place where I was staying had a problem with wildcats 'cause they kept killing the chickens. Ironicly I was actually out hunting Rabbits, which are more a pest, (seriously, there you could fire a shot at one rabbit only to have the whole fucking field jump up and run away. Killed 52 rabbits in one week of going out for an hour or so in the evenings, AND I was a novice then!) But I was told that if I saw a wildcat to shoot it. I was stalking through the scrub and found a cat coing the other way. It froze and I snapped my scope to my eye. A quick bang of the .22 and it had a hole in it's face.

Thought you might appreciate that Marlboro.

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2007-04-23 14:26:21

#77

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6976|Montucky

TrollmeaT wrote:
Dog person here, I'm allergic to cats so they can all die with their nasty hair.

2007-04-23 14:26:37

#78

Rickard.Jarl-: Member; +7|6677|Sweden, Norrbotten, Luleå.

not fun

2007-04-23 14:27:11

#79

justice: OctoPoster; +978|7199|OctoLand

Ty wrote:
I shot a cat once.

oh +1 for that

I know fucking karate

2007-04-23 14:32:04

#80

bigdroo: Member; +7|6884|Yooahss-ayy!

jord wrote:
I'm fairly attached to my pets. I've had him 10 years,probably got another 3 left in him.

That's what happens when you're an only child...

If you're talking about a cat, unless it's a longhair variety, you should get more years than that. My old yellow short hair almost made 20.

Short-haired alley cats taken as kittens usually last the longest (14-20 years). Long-haired pure-breeds usually don't last long. (10-12 years) Of course everything also depends on diet, maintenance, vaccinations, being fairly swift to get them to the vet if something seems wrong, and generally just being nice to them.

Oh yeah, let's not forget that they'll live longer if you avoid pet food made from "Menu Foods" in Canada. They should have their asses sued into oblivion.

Big cats tend to live longer than smaller ones. Lions often live into their 30's in captivity.

2007-04-23 14:34:07

#81

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6983|South Florida

superfly_cox wrote:
if the baby rabbit has any bite or scratch mark then it will die within the next 1-2 days unless you give it antibiotics. i once rescued a baby rabbit from a cat. all it had was a superficial bite mark. everything was going okay until a couple of days later when it just died. cats have all kinds of superpotent bacteria in their saliva so their bites kill even if none lethal because of infection. if you want to care for the little rabbits make sure they got no wounds.

Wow... Sounds like a fucking zombie...
I guess there not so different

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-04-23 14:34:25

#82

bigdroo: Member; +7|6884|Yooahss-ayy!

S3v3N wrote:
TrollmeaT wrote:
Dog person here, I'm allergic to cats so they can all die with their nasty hair.

Probably not the hair. It's likely the saliva and dander. If dogs cleaned themselves the same way, you'd probably be alergic to them too.

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2007-04-23 14:39:30

#83

Jestar: Shifty's Home Number: 02 9662 8432; +373|7199

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2007-04-23 14:41:11

#84

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6951|N. Ireland

Rickard.Jarl- wrote:
We found our cat amlost dead under the floor a winter 3 years ago it was pretty cold maybe 30c and since then he is ours and he is in my knee right now.

30c? that is.. intensive hot summer weather over here!

2007-04-23 14:43:08

#85

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7150

Do u hate Cougar?

x

2007-04-23 14:49:23

#86

fadedsteve: GOP Sympathizer; +266|6948|Menlo Park, CA

Anyone who hates cats hasnt had a good one PERIOD!!

I have a cat, his name is Deuce and he is about 6 years old now I think. He goes out all day, killing squirrels and rats/mice whatever he can get his claws into. . .

By the end of the day, when I get home, he is ready to come in. He jumps up, and watches baseball or basketball or anything thats on TV with me, and chills out. He doesnt run away, or scatter when other people come over, he is a chill cat. He isnt messy, doesnt ruin furniture, or shit/piss in the house! He is a little stud, and has been like that since he was a kitten!

So those who dont like cats are either allergic, or simply havent had the pleasure of meeting an awesome cat!

2007-04-23 15:00:13

#87

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7167|Charlie One Alpha

fadedsteve wrote:
Anyone who hates cats hasnt had a good one PERIOD!!

I have a cat, his name is Deuce and he is about 6 years old now I think. He goes out all day, killing squirrels and rats/mice whatever he can get his claws into. . .

By the end of the day, when I get home, he is ready to come in. He jumps up, and watches baseball or basketball or anything thats on TV with me, and chills out. He doesnt run away, or scatter when other people come over, he is a chill cat. He isnt messy, doesnt ruin furniture, or shit/piss in the house! He is a little stud, and has been like that since he was a kitten!

So those who dont like cats are either allergic, or simply havent had the pleasure of meeting an awesome cat!

QFT. My cats are two of the sweetest balls of fur in the world. They never attack, and if you pester them enough they will run away rather than bite or scratch (little kids coming over tend to test cats' patience). They love to just sit in my lap and take a nap while I watch tv. And when they come in they actually greet me; they stand next to me and meow until I say hello and pet them. I love cats because they are clean, low maintenance, noiseless (as opposed to dogs barking every time someone rings the doorbell), they almost never knock shit over, and when they do, it's funny as hell. Plus, there's nothing as relaxing as having a purring cat asleep in your lap.

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2007-04-23 15:05:33

#88

Tjasso: the "Commander"; +102|6981|the Netherlands

glad to read there are peeps who like cats

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2007-04-23 17:35:39

#89

Home: Section.80; +447|7305|Seattle, Washington, USA

I hate cats. A couple years back some worthless neighbors moved in and brought their cats with them, so now we have a cat clan patrolling the neighborhood. They eat birds in my yard, crap in my yard, and have puked in my yard, all of which I then have to pick up. But it really is quite fun when I catch them in my yard. They're usually perched on the back fence, so I have a little pile of rocks on the patio. I've hit them a couple times, and honestly it is very satisfying to hear thud, yelp!, and watch them fall off the fence. No quail for you today, stupid cats.

2007-04-23 17:40:45

#90

Darkhelmet: cereal killer; +233|7208|the middle of nowhere

usmarine2005 wrote:
I like cats.

2007-04-23 18:00:59

#91

An Enlarged Liver: Member; +35|7201|Backward Ass Kansas

jord wrote:
cMD-RR wrote:
i love cats, dogs are disgusting
My Dog would just eat your Cat.

Cats Rule. Just be glad they took my fucking lion away.

2007-04-23 18:59:22

#92

Pasha5: Member; +2|6680

Marlboroman82 wrote:
I fucking hate cats. In fact, if you were to list the things I hate most, in order, here’s where cats would rank:

1. Mayonnaise
2. Cats
3. Katie Couric
4. Hitler

I know what you’re thinking, and you’re probably right. Katie Couric is a little low on that list. Vapid fucking slut. But no, cats are worse. What is the point of owning a cat? It says a lot about you if you enjoy the company of a pet that does nothing but sit around all day and stare at you with complete and utter contempt. It’s like having a shallow Asian girlfriend. I don’t get the appeal.

Cats also rank on high Mrs. Marlboroman's shit list, which looks something like this:

1. Jennifer Love Hewitt
2. Gwyneth Paltrow
3. Ann Curry (The Today Show is about as welcome in our house as a hot fart)
4. Fucking cats

But recent events may push cats to the top of our respective lists. Two weeks ago, Mrs. Marlboroman discovered a litter of baby rabbits in our frontyard. I took a picture of them. Here it is:

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Awwwwww. Aren’t they cute? I even named them. From left to right, that’s Pussykiller, Lightning Balls, Russell J. Trombone, and TT Boy. Mrs. Marlboroman watched the mama rabbit give birth to them, stunned that no epidural was administered. But she also noticed that the baby rabbits should not have been born so out in the open, where they could be easily spotted by predators and/or Richard Gere. We both agreed, as new parents ourselves, that we should do our best to shelter the litter, so that they could enjoy a long life of eating carrots, outwitting hunters, battling space aliens, and fighting bulls. So Mrs. Marlboroman surrounded them with a complex wall of twigs, sticks, and twiggy sticks.

But then, what should appear in our yard but one of the outdoor cats that roam our neighborhood. Apparently, cats are divided into two groups: indoor cats and outdoor cats. The idea of an outdoor cat is idiotic to me. It’s basically a stray cat someone assigned themselves to. I own a group of outdoor seagulls myself. Retarded.

Anyway, Mrs. Marlboroman knew this cat wanted to go all Sylvester on the litter, so she stayed outside to shoo it away. But then, two things happened. First, the Girl started crying, which Mrs. Marlboroman had to take care of. Second, I realized I had to check on some chicken I had cooking on the grill. I had that shit marinating overnight. Fuck if I was burning it. The cat was nowhere to be seen. So we went off to do our respective duties. While we were away, the inevitable happened. We came back to find a bloodbath. Only two baby rabbits remained. One was gone, the other badly wounded. Fucking cat.

What is the call here? Do you call the Humane Society? Do you take in the surviving rabbits and raise them as humans? Or do you let cruel nature take its course? I went to go look up animal services on the internet. But the time I got back, it was too late. They were all gone.

I’m well aware that these are rabbits we’re talking about. I’m sure the mama rabbit slutted it up three minutes later and pumped out a new batch without even thinking about it. But still, she lost four kids at once. We couldn’t even save one of them ala Private Ryan. And it was all because of an animal no one with a chemically balanced psyche likes. As a result, Mrs. Marlboroman and I have combined our respective shit lists into one:

1. Outdoor cats
2. Indoor cats
3. Thundercats
4. Aristocats
5. Any other stupid fucking cats

I hate cats.

I don't think that your frustrations are properly justified. Just because a cat is doing what they naturally and instinctually do, you should not be mad. I understand that you wanted to foster those rabbits but cats will be cats. The reason why humans love dogs so much is because in the wild, dogs live in complex social scales. If they are under the alpha then they must suck up to him. In our case, we are the alpha and the dog sucks up to us as the head male which is why we love dogs so much because they want to just suck up to us. Cats on the other hand, are solitary and very smart animals. When they are born they have 90% of their brain intact. This means that there is not much capacity for learning. They do not learn commands, they just go on doing what they were born to do with the knowledge they were given. Dogs have plenty of capacity to learn which is why they can learn so many commands and tasks. If you think what that cat did to those rabbits is cruel, why don't you go take a look at the miserable lives that cows are living in slaughterhouses in the country. They live very shortened lives and all the farmers do is give them an injection of frozen semen so that they can produce milk. (By giving them this sample it makes the growth process speed rapidly) Then when they are not able to produce milk then they are slaughtered. At least in the wild (and in this case your yard...or wherever) animals have a healthy chance to live. But in a slaughter house the animals just live miserable lives of eating and giving berth by injections. Just a little something to think about. I am not asking for you to love cats but just to respect them as an animal that is doing what it always does.

2007-04-23 19:00:40

#93

Superslim: BF2s Frat Brother; +211|7149|Calgary

Sounds like you need another smoke.

2007-04-23 19:02:53

#94

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|7027|Portland, OR, USA

usmarine2005 wrote:
I like cats.

we agree on something

2007-04-23 19:08:18

#95

Backupwayback: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯; +73|6758

funny how you think that isnt right when animals killin other animals yet u have a guy in sig about to club a baby seal. Talk about ironic

2007-04-23 19:09:06

#96

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6937|Somewhere else

Some cats are fucking worthless.

I like cats though. I can be a real fucking bastard to people sometimes, I think that's why I like cats.

"dog come here" and your dog comes trotting right to you

"cat come here" The cat looks your way, and gives you a look that definitely means "yeah, what the fuck ever"

Thats awesome.

Plus, A cat comes out of the shadows, latches on to your leg and starts biting. To me, that's just funny. When it's one of my friends and not me.

Dogs are cool too though.

2007-04-23 19:25:50

#97

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7113|Brisbane, Australia

Suck it up.

2007-04-23 20:17:34

#98

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7237|Great Brown North

some cats are good, some suck, ok well most suck. i like my cat, but i hate my neighbours cats

2007-04-23 20:25:41

#99

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6793|Oregon

I am so fucking glad you put mayo #1.

it is a vile, evil sauce.

2007-04-23 20:29:37

#100

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7089|New Hampshire, USA

djphetal wrote:
I am so fucking glad you put mayo #1.

it is a vile, evil sauce.

Agreed

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TrollmeaT wrote:

Ty wrote:

jord wrote:

superfly_cox wrote:

S3v3N wrote:

TrollmeaT wrote:

Rickard.Jarl- wrote:

fadedsteve wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

jord wrote:

cMD-RR wrote:

Marlboroman82 wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

djphetal wrote:

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