Avantek
Banned
+7|6785|New York
Usually those that hold the medic hub in there hends are people that know what there doing. All you do is wait till the bar on the bottom of the screen is at 10% then you throw it on the ground.

1. When they put 2142 in there name.
2. When they run up to you in the active camouflage and think they cant be seen.
3. When they try to shoot down your gunship with a PK-74 AR rocket.
4. When they think a smoke grenade is worth using.
5. When they try to revive an enemy soldier.
6. When they think the Harzog shotgun pownes.
7. When they use the SD-8 Accipiter.
8. When they try to destroy a console with a shotgun.
9. When they deply there Sentry gun behind the titan shields.
10. When they think the APC can float.
11. When they ask you how to use get in the big rocket platform (Silo).
12. When they come back after a ground fight board there own titan and try destroying the consoles.
13. When they shoot a tank with the AA gun.
14. When they dont use the speed boost on light vehicles / sprint on the walker / or shields on the armored vehicles.
16. When they flip the transport while taking off the titan.
17. When they use machine guns on ligh vehicles to shoot at your gunship.
18. When they move the titan right above a missile silo.
19. When they use EMP strikes on infantry.
20. When they soot at the gunship window with a sniper rifle.
21. When they pod down on your tank and get killed.
22. When they jump out of your transport right before u land.
23. When they open there parachutes right after leaving an airvehicle/ titan and take 2 minutes to fall.
24. When they give you move orders.
25. When they use the "Need backup" radio command.
26. When they sit on the titan guns all day while there team has a hard time getting silos and defending the titan.
27. When they think being always commander is fun and log up to 80 hours doing it.
28. When they notice you look different without the heavy body armor and teamkill you.
Commando
Member
+8|7038
The biggest most annoying noobish thing for me is when they sit on Titan guns shooting at each others titans (With the guns on top of the titan) When attacking, that lags me out like hell. I can understand if your waiting for a transport to fly off, but when you watch them and see these guys shooting at the side of the titan (or at each others guns) for no reason, its TK time
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6905
They think parachute is still bound to "9"

They don't realize how much the 'nades bounce.

They wonder what the Glowie things on the Goliath are.
FloppY_
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+1,010|6723|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

Avantek wrote:

3. When they try to shoot down your gunship with a PK-74 AR rocket.
They actually do more than 20% damage pr. rocket if you hit the gunship from a distance of more than 20m

Avantek wrote:

6. When they think the Harzog shotgun pownes.
It does

Avantek wrote:

7. When they use the SD-8 Accipiter.
Uhm.. The sentry drone will own if you know how to use it ?!

Avantek wrote:

8. When they try to destroy a console with a shotgun.
A shotgun round does the same damage as about 10 AR rounds...
(Allmost all primary weapons will destroy a console with 3 mags)

Avantek wrote:

19. When they use EMP strikes on infantry.
That will have the effect of a flashbang... removing the enemy's crosshair and making it hard for him to aim and see...

Avantek wrote:

24. When they give you move orders.
The commander should give move orders if the enemy is starting to flank your positions, making it hard for your squads to hold them off...

Avantek wrote:

25. When they use the "Need backup" radio command.
This game is all about teamplay.. live with it...

Conclusion: We found out who the real noob was   you
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FloppY_
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+1,010|6723|Denmark aka Automotive Hell
Oh i love this tread it allows me to flame every single smartass in this forum ^^
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Invaderzim
Chicken wing?
+49|6885|Newcastle NSW Australia
When someone with and LMG/Voss stops to crouch shoot at me and they realise they are not crouching any more but falling lifelessly to the ground.
DerGraueWolf
aka Nekrodamus
+52|7169|Germany, near Koblenz
Some of the so said noob actions in this thread just indicate that some people don't know game facts, advanced tactics and team play ...
PhaxeNor
:D
+119|6852|Norway | Unkown

ShawN_ wrote:

Avantek wrote:

3. When they try to shoot down your gunship with a PK-74 AR rocket.
They actually do more than 20% damage pr. rocket if you hit the gunship from a distance of more than 20m

Avantek wrote:

6. When they think the Harzog shotgun pownes.
It does

Avantek wrote:

7. When they use the SD-8 Accipiter.
Uhm.. The sentry drone will own if you know how to use it ?!

Avantek wrote:

8. When they try to destroy a console with a shotgun.
A shotgun round does the same damage as about 10 AR rounds...
(Allmost all primary weapons will destroy a console with 3 mags)

Avantek wrote:

19. When they use EMP strikes on infantry.
That will have the effect of a flashbang... removing the enemy's crosshair and making it hard for him to aim and see...

Avantek wrote:

24. When they give you move orders.
The commander should give move orders if the enemy is starting to flank your positions, making it hard for your squads to hold them off...

Avantek wrote:

25. When they use the "Need backup" radio command.
This game is all about teamplay.. live with it...

Conclusion: We found out who the real noob was   you
Agree Shawn_
Bernadictus
Moderator
+1,055|7174

'Need backup' is the usuall sentence when the opposing teams spots my L5 rushing in on their location.

I guess the real noobs ingame are to be discussed. It has nothing todo with either ranks, or unlock usage.

The real newbie is the person that does not give a dime about team effort, or having fun ingame.

Thankfully, I have not experienced any of you being a newbie. Playing with any of you is fun and the games with you have hilarious moments.
firebug
Member
+1|6672|England

MrEzeuss wrote:

Ryan wrote:

They stand with the medic bag instead of dropping it by their/your feet.
That's not a n00b that's advanced tactics 101.
It could be they dropped a supply/medic crate somewhere else, and don't want that one to vanish when they drop a second one.

Although dropping a medicbag would be noobish, because that would be so pre 2142
I've gotten so many kills after people have given away their hiding places by dropping medic hubs

Sometimes it is better to drop them, and sometimes it's better NOT to drop them, it's just a matter of common sense.

All of us were noobs at first, but most of us have the intelligence to learn from our experiences and mistakes. Some people don't, and these people will always remain noobs.
PhaxeNor
:D
+119|6852|Norway | Unkown

Bernadictus wrote:

'Need backup' is the usuall sentence when the opposing teams spots my L5 rushing in on their location.

I guess the real noobs ingame are to be discussed. It has nothing todo with either ranks, or unlock usage.

The real newbie is the person that does not give a dime about team effort, or having fun ingame.

Thankfully, I have not experienced any of you being a newbie. Playing with any of you is fun and the games with you have hilarious moments.
Yea, team effort as alot to do if you are focusing about Stats. Your K/D ratio will be better because you have a squad to back you up.

BF2142 is about having fun, but at the same time work together with your squad/teammates.

I will also comment that "Move Order"

I use the move order ALL the time when im the squadleader! I also tell my squad to relocate at that location.
This way we won't be running alone or in a small group, but a big one that will back each other up and work together.

Edit: Make sure that you kick the players that doesn't follow orders or work with the rest as a team/squad

Last edited by PhaxeNor (2007-04-24 05:08:34)

Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7014|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Bernadictus wrote:

Bernadictus wrote:

How can you recognize a newbie a.k.a. 'noob'.

- They screem '2142 is teh suxxorz' on bf2s.com

albino cookie wrote:

They play 2142...   Pwn3d

kajukenbo_kid wrote:

They play the game!!! o.O
^ & ^^ = Pwnd.
Bernadictus ftw!
Avantek
Banned
+7|6785|New York
Shawn your just funny and noobish as always.

3. 20% per shot and u get 4 of those rockets per magazine by the time you reload a good pilot is gone and might be only hit by one of those rockets so its 20% what about the 80%.

6. Ok, I rarely see a Harzog kill scroll at top and even if there is one might as well have knife the person then shoot them with a crappy shotgun.

7. Oh so that thing flying above your head not only gives away your position by shooting at something behind the wall but cant hit anything from close distance. You run around with that thing I'm just going to snipe you.

8. good luck with the console before you manage to finish it off you will hear my grenade land under your feet. I have 15 seconds to respwn.

19. I don't use croshairs lol who does. All it takes is zoom in and If your not too retarded you should know where the center of the screen is. I killed people while EMP so many times. And so what if the screen turns into different colors does color matter? Look at the damn uniform you should know how the enemy looks like. Its not like CSS that unless you point at a friendly you wont see his BIG ASS NAME ABOVE HIS HEAD.

24. You don't get points for that order nigher do your teammates and theres something you might not heard about newb its in-game VOIP. Yes thats right you discovered America my dear friend. OMG you hold down a button talk into a microphone and the other person can hear you. And if the server doest have VOIP thought TS or vent. Most people that prefer teamwork over lone wolf are already in clans and work with them to win each round.

25. Most people are retarded and don't know how to use the radio commands if you listen to someone scream I need backup or enemy sniper over and over then you must be walking around lost. By the time you get there the enemy already got killed or moved on to another flag silo. I ignore someone that screams I need backup. If you need ammo or helth I'll come and heal you don't ask me for backup unless your on the titan.
Avantek
Banned
+7|6785|New York
I need backup = I need my mommy.
FloppY_
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+1,010|6723|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

Avantek wrote:

Your obviously a stats-obsessed lamer-whore      Have fun, and help others have fun at the same time if you  can.. THATS what FFA gaming is all about...
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6937|so randum
Shawn, your flaming's offending no-one, so, give up, your taking the fun out the thread
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Bernadictus
Moderator
+1,055|7174

ShawN_ wrote:

Avantek wrote:

Your obviously a stats-obsessed lamer-whore      Have fun, and help others have fun at the same time if you  can.. THATS what FFA gaming is all about...
Oh, I and my team have fun all right, when we pushed the PAC back into their uncap, while walker raping every counter-attack they muster.

Ok, so the enemy team has less fun But is that not the point of war? Make the others suffer?
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6937|so randum

Bernadictus wrote:

ShawN_ wrote:

Avantek wrote:

Your obviously a stats-obsessed lamer-whore      Have fun, and help others have fun at the same time if you  can.. THATS what FFA gaming is all about...
Oh, I and my team have fun all right, when we pushed the PAC back into their uncap, while walker raping every counter-attack they muster.

Ok, so the enemy team has less fun But is that not the point of war? Make the others suffer?
The force is strong in this one...
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6905
They shoot you at point blank range with the AR Rcokets
Bernadictus
Moderator
+1,055|7174

They try ramming your gunship, while you are still in the Titan hangar.
Superslim
BF2s Frat Brother
+211|7128|Calgary

NooBesT[FiN] wrote:

They think 2142 is really worth playing...

j/k
Avantek
Banned
+7|6785|New York

Bernadictus wrote:

They try ramming your gunship, while you are still in the Titan hangar.
Lol haven't seen that happen before.
CruZ4dR
Cereal Killer
+145|7093|The View From The Afternoon

Superslim wrote:

NooBesT[FiN] wrote:

They think 2142 is really worth playing...

j/k
.robzored.
Roflcopter Pilot
+74|6713|Illinois
They spot the enemy titan
FloppY_
­
+1,010|6723|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

fatherted13 wrote:

Bernadictus wrote:

ShawN_ wrote:


Your obviously a stats-obsessed lamer-whore      Have fun, and help others have fun at the same time if you  can.. THATS what FFA gaming is all about...
Oh, I and my team have fun all right, when we pushed the PAC back into their uncap, while walker raping every counter-attack they muster.

Ok, so the enemy team has less fun But is that not the point of war? Make the others suffer?
The force is strong in this one...
ROFL ^^ "Darth Vader"


Luke: r2... R2!... R2 where is my lightsaber?...
R2D2: blip
Luke: YOU DID WHAT !
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