The "Real Ultimate Power" of ninjas...

2007-04-30 20:23:15

#1

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7124|NT, like Mick Dundee

That be right maties, the ninjas be claiming they gots "Real Ultimate Power" on this website! I say it just be makin them look like a lot of scallywags that not even be drunk!

Thar be the link that take ye to the port o call! http://www.realultimatepower.net/

I warn ye though, the website be a dastardly perversion! This vile scurvy laden pile o shite is the official port for the ninjas on the high seas (intarnats)!

Edit...

_{An out of character note, the website is actually hilarious... Garbage yes, but hilarious garbage...}

BACK TO TORTUGA LADS! WE HAVE GOT RAPIN N PILLAGIN TO PLAN!

Last edited by Flecco (2007-04-30 20:28:06)

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2007-04-30 20:24:06

#2

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7215|United States of America

Can we stop with all the threads about this? One or two is enough...

2007-04-30 20:25:03

#3

Darkhelmet: cereal killer; +233|7210|the middle of nowhere

Miller wrote:
Can we stop with all the threads about this? One or two is enough...

2007-04-30 20:27:35

#4

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6988|Global Command

Darkhelmet wrote:
Miller wrote:
Can we stop with all the threads about this? One or two is enough...

Miller wrote:
Can we stop with all the threads about this? One or two is enough...

Quiet you.

2007-04-30 20:30:06

#5

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7215|United States of America

ATG wrote:
Darkhelmet wrote:
Miller wrote:
Can we stop with all the threads about this? One or two is enough...
Miller wrote:
Can we stop with all the threads about this? One or two is enough...
Quiet you.

Traitor...

2007-04-30 20:30:10

#6

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6977|Montucky

hhhhhmmmmmm

2007-04-30 20:30:56

#7

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7124|NT, like Mick Dundee

To the two dogs who dared post in my thread without checking the map I kindly provided for a booty filled link...

What follows be out of character... Ye be warned...

I would have posted this eventually anyway, it's hilarious. I just decided it was a good chance to take a swipe at the ninjas of the forum too.

The hate mail section is particularly funny, though the absurdity of the whole site is just entertaining...

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2007-04-30 20:34:36

#8

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|7165

That's just sad....

2007-04-30 20:34:47

#9

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7215|United States of America

I haven't looked at the site... I'm just annoyed by so many threads about this. Nothing personal.

2007-04-30 20:36:44

#10

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6988|Global Command

Miller wrote:
I haven't looked at the site... I'm just annoyed by so many threads about this. Nothing personal.

Ya, me neither...

2007-04-30 20:40:03

#11

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6787

Omg another thread. Should I post a link to CHuy's Warning about making SHIT threads and not contributing at all to the community and how he/the mods plan to ban anybody who continues? Just wanted to point that out.

I call for a delete on this one. Keep your pirate/ninja shit going in the other two threads already made.

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2007-04-30 20:40:06

#12

smtt686: this is the best we can do?; +95|7090|USA

Parley?

2007-04-30 20:42:30

#13

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7138|In You Endo- Stoke

Im_Dooomed wrote:
Omg another thread. Should I post a link t' CHuy's Warnin' about makin' SHIT threads and not contributin' at all t' t' community and how he/t' mods plan t' ban anybody who continues? Just wanted t' point that out. tongue I call for a delete on this one. Keep your pirate/ninja shit goin' in t' other two threads already made.

Arrr t' cabin lad,be talkin' again make him walk t' plank

2007-04-30 20:42:44

#14

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7215|United States of America

ATG wrote:
Im_Dooomed wrote:
Omg another thread. Should I post a link to CHuy's Warning about making SHIT threads and not contributing at all to the community and how he/the mods plan to ban anybody who continues? Just wanted to point that out.

I call for a delete on this one. Keep your pirate/ninja shit going in the other two threads already made.
You don't think this is about community?
Just stand back, you wont get hurt, let us have our fun.

[fun] Yay![/fun]

2007-05-01 07:52:48

#15

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7115|Brisbane, Australia

Dude. Everyone knows robots are definitally the best. Either that or Beetles.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEETLZ!

2007-05-01 08:12:43

#16

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|7020|Southampton, UK

BEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTLLLLLLZZZZZ
*BUZZZZZZZ ATTACK MY PRETTIES!!! BUZZZZZZZZZ*

2007-05-01 09:14:03

#17

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6922|A W S M F O X

Wasnt this new in 2002!?

Thats when i remember when my true awesomeness and Ninjaness awakened inside me.

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/397 … n%3Ascraps

2007-05-01 09:21:47

#18

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7175

Miller wrote:
ATG wrote:
Darkhelmet wrote:

Miller wrote:
Can we stop with all the threads about this? One or two is enough...
Quiet you.
Traitor...

You are teh traitor, now go commit seppuku.

Real ultimate power is as old as me riding a dinosaur. But are you ready to get fully sick pumped mate?

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2007-05-01 09:53:25

#19

Ace.O.Lamb: Got Lamb?; +56|6733|Outside your Back window

Lol i read this years back still makes me laff now

2007-05-01 10:16:12

#20

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7138|In You Endo- Stoke

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Miller wrote:
ATG wrote:
Darkhelmet wrote:
Quiet you.
Traitor...
You are teh traitor, now go commit seppuku.

Real ultimate power is as old as me riding a dinosaur. But are you ready to get fully sick pumped mate?

Do you not know jesus be priate just ask pirate pete

2007-05-01 15:56:23

#21

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7124|NT, like Mick Dundee

Aye it doth be an oldie, but a goodie none the less! And it not be posted here before....

A junk drawer without the real ultimate power of ninjas just isn't a junk drawer maties....

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2007-05-01 16:17:13

#22

chittydog: less busy; +586|7294|Kubra, Damn it!

This pirate stuff is so gay it makes FFLink's beauty pageant seem macho...

2007-05-01 16:19:28

#23

OmniDeath: ~; +726|7103

smtt686 wrote:
Parley?

parle is spelled with no "y." it is french and would have an accent i believe.

2007-05-01 16:56:50

#24

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7138|In You Endo- Stoke

chittydog wrote:
This pirate stuff is so gay it makes FFLink's beauty pageant seem macho...

Just because t' mention o' seaman not everythin' t' do with pirates be gay

2007-05-01 17:04:29

#25

trex1210: I am Canadian; +72|6718|B.C. Canada

That was the most fucking stupid site I have ever seen!!! I feel like such an idiot to even click the link!!!

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