Tomorrow is my birthday
I'm finally hitting the big 1-8. Yay!
I'm finally hitting the big 1-8. Yay!
You're finally legal! now you can smoke and look at porn without feeling guilty! hahahaha j/k. congrats man
you nothing but a liar, remember the other day i couldnt remember if you were 16 or 17?
and you told me you were 18.........LIAR
thats ok atleast at 18 you can go out and get drunk whenever you want and not be breaking the law.....oh thats right your in USA....
and you told me you were 18.........LIAR
thats ok atleast at 18 you can go out and get drunk whenever you want and not be breaking the law.....oh thats right your in USA....
Last edited by the_heart_attack (2006-01-19 18:09:29)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Not... *hipthrusts trig*
Last edited by polarbearz (2006-01-19 18:27:25)
happy b'day you young punk
...O.o...polarbearz wrote:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Not... *hipthrusts trig*
he will enjoy that more than any other pressiepolarbearz wrote:
. *hipthrusts trig*
I know Happy birthday trig! You're officially 2 years younger than me so if i die you can catch up in 2 years. No hope of catching up with mike and the rest of the FTB oldies though *snicker*
i AM the 'rest of the oldies'... lol
Happy Birthday Trigger!
Be sanitary, but play dirty!
Be sanitary, but play dirty!
OWNED!the_heart_attack wrote:
thats ok atleast at 18 you can go out and get drunk whenever you want and not be breaking the law.....oh thats right your in USA....
happy bday...im right behind you and will be 18 soon...go buy yourself some cigars and hit up the strip club
Happy Birthday! Yay For Mike!! :p
happy happy
haaaaappy birthday
happy.
haaaaappy birthday
happy.
Not so big... you still can't drink beer legaly...
But still... here's I'll drink to that..for you
But still... here's I'll drink to that..for you
happy birthday dude!
my 18, i threw a keg party. think you should do the same. for the girls, or at least the hot ones, i charged three bucks for everybody, but the girls....if they didn't want to pay, they'd flash me some tits! man was it worth it!
i've been 18 since last march, and i got carded for snuff today. the clerk at skinny's was so goddamn stupid...she looked at my ID, looked at the little calendar that says "if born after this date (1/19/88) you can't buy tobacco" over and over again. she asked "are you old enough?" "yes, i'm 18, i was born in 87." she was STILL confused! she looked at the calendar again, then asked her co-worker "is he old enough?" and he said "yea, he was born in 87, he's 19!" i was cracking up so fucking hard...i turned the calendar around so she could see it CLEARLY and said "look, i was born 3/24/87, that makes me 18. if you would have noticed, it says no later than 1/19/88."
there are some intelligent people in this world.
my 18, i threw a keg party. think you should do the same. for the girls, or at least the hot ones, i charged three bucks for everybody, but the girls....if they didn't want to pay, they'd flash me some tits! man was it worth it!
i've been 18 since last march, and i got carded for snuff today. the clerk at skinny's was so goddamn stupid...she looked at my ID, looked at the little calendar that says "if born after this date (1/19/88) you can't buy tobacco" over and over again. she asked "are you old enough?" "yes, i'm 18, i was born in 87." she was STILL confused! she looked at the calendar again, then asked her co-worker "is he old enough?" and he said "yea, he was born in 87, he's 19!" i was cracking up so fucking hard...i turned the calendar around so she could see it CLEARLY and said "look, i was born 3/24/87, that makes me 18. if you would have noticed, it says no later than 1/19/88."
there are some intelligent people in this world.
Happy (day before) b-day, Mike.
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