Gotta love good 'ole Jersey!
....LUlz. its all in your head its all in your head manokashii wrote:
AmenFeedUsYourFetus wrote:
This shit sounds like porn already.blademaster wrote:
"Handy Manny," a cartoon about a bilingual Latino handyman and his talking tools.
KiL
I remember watching a episode of Bob the builder where all the machines were throwing compost at each other so that they could go and watch ducks - thats like scat+zoophilia...sick...
I though I had heard a story like this a couple of years ago.blademaster wrote:
Cable operator Comcast is investigating how hardcore pornography was broadcast during a popular cartoon program on the Disney Channel.
ROFL that must have stirred up some shit about where babies come from!
haha! they probably did it on purpose for all we know..
He should have sized the moment.
"Now son, let me teach you about the birds and bees..."
Im gonna guess disgruntled employee was the 'issue'.
"Now son, let me teach you about the birds and bees..."
Im gonna guess disgruntled employee was the 'issue'.
"My son was extremely upset"
Why? I know i wouldn't be.
Why? I know i wouldn't be.
I kid you not ! The basic story was that the machines wanted to watch ducks cuz they were so "pretty", but in order not to scare them away they had to cover up their smell - so they covered themselves in compost and went peeping...trust me I'm taking too much medicine to be crazyagent146 wrote:
....LUlz. its all in your head its all in your head manokashii wrote:
AmenFeedUsYourFetus wrote:
This shit sounds like porn already.
KiL
I remember watching a episode of Bob the builder where all the machines were throwing compost at each other so that they could go and watch ducks - thats like scat+zoophilia...sick...
lol that reminds me of a nice joke :SgtHeihn wrote:
Wow, how are parents going to explain that... "Ummm, Billy, thats somthing adults do to make babies!"
"Then daddy, are babies made in mommies mouth?"
<a parent is explaining to his child where do babies come from>
- you see Timmy - ...and then daddy's "love milk" has to swim to the mommy's belly so that she can get pregnant...
- but how does your "love milk" gets there ? does mommy swallows it ?
- only when she wants a new dress son...
Last edited by okashii (2007-05-04 02:14:11)
thats funny as hell
Damn, thats just wrong....
I wish I was watching
I wish I was watching
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
And i THOUGHT that was the name of the porno rofl!! i must of read it to fast it sounded like "a cartoon about a bisexual latino handy man.FeedUsYourFetus wrote:
This shit sounds like porn already.blademaster wrote:
"Handy Manny," a cartoon about a bilingual Latino handyman and his talking tools.
KiL
In context, with it being on a child's TV channel, it's pretty disgusting.heggs wrote:
The guy is a fucking retard for calling it disgusting. It doesn't belong there, but I highly doubt it was disgusting.
Lolz, kiddies got owned.
Lol, +1okashii wrote:
lol that reminds me of a nice joke :SgtHeihn wrote:
Wow, how are parents going to explain that... "Ummm, Billy, thats somthing adults do to make babies!"
"Then daddy, are babies made in mommies mouth?"
<a parent is explaining to his child where do babies come from>
- you see Timmy - ...and then daddy's "love milk" has to swim to the mommy's belly so that she can get pregnant...
- but how does your "love milk" gets there ? does mommy swallows it ?
- only when she wants a new dress son...
Anyone remember that southpark episode "THE RETURN OF THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING TO THE TWO TOWERS" thats what this reminds me of
South Park parents putting "Back Door Sluts 9" into context wrote:
RANDY
A-alright, now, now listen, kids. There's
some things we need to put into context
for you. You see, a man puts his penis
into a woman's vagina for both love
and pleasure. But sometimes the woman
lays on top of the man facing the other
way so that they can put each other's
genitals in their mouths. Uh this is
called "sixty-nining" and it's normal.
SHARON
See boys, a woman is sensitive in her
vagina and it... feels good to have
a man's penis inside of it.
KYLE'S MOTHER
That's right, but sometimes a woman
chooses to use other things. Telephones,
staplers, magazines. It's because the
nerve endings in the vagina are so sensitive,
it's like a fun tickle.
KYLE'S FATHER
Now, on to double penetration, boys.
You see, sometimes when a woman has
sex with more than one man, each man
makes love to a different orifice.
RANDY
That's right. It's something adults
can do with really good friends in a
comfortable setting.
KYLE'S MOTHER
It's also important that you understand
why some people choose to urinate on
each other.
RANDY
Going number 1 or number 2 on your lover
is something people might do, but you
must make sure your partner is okay
with it before you start doing it.
KYLE'S FATHER
Okay boys. Do you have any questions?
STAN
...Wwow.
Last edited by .robzored. (2007-05-04 05:01:31)
OMG! I was going to quote that. There is a better part in the episode..robzored. wrote:
Anyone remember that southpark episode "THE RETURN OF THE FELLOWSHIP OF THETHE RING TO THE TWO TOWERS" thats what this reminds me ofSouth Park parents putting "Back Door Sluts 9" into context wrote:
RANDY
A-alright, now, now listen, kids. There's
some things we need to put into context
for you. You see, a man puts his penis
into a woman's vagina for both love
and pleasure. But sometimes the woman
lays on top of the man facing the other
way so that they can put each other's
genitals in their mouths. Uh this is
called "sixty-nining" and it's normal.
SHARON
See boys, a woman is sensitive in her
vagina and it... feels good to have
a man's penis inside of it.
KYLE'S MOTHER
That's right, but sometimes a woman
chooses to use other things. Telephones,
staplers, magazines. It's because the
nerve endings in the vagina are so sensitive,
it's like a fun tickle.
KYLE'S FATHER
Now, on to double penetration, boys.
You see, sometimes when a woman has
sex with more than one man, each man
makes love to a different orifice.
RANDY
That's right. It's something adults
can do with really good friends in a
comfortable setting.
KYLE'S MOTHER
It's also important that you understand
why some people choose to urinate on
each other.
RANDY
Going number 1 or number 2 on your lover
is something people might do, but you
must make sure your partner is okay
with it before you start doing it.
KYLE'S FATHER
Okay boys. Do you have any questions?
STAN
...Wwow.
"See, when a man puts his penis into a womans vagina, it is called making love, and it is very intimate"
Kid ( can't remember his name )
"So it is called making love when a woman has 3 penises up her vagina and drinking milk?"
the guy just propably thought that ohhh shiit! how teh hell they found my p0rnzz?!"?#?!"#? @@ zomg
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What a nice story!
Sex education is now on the TV? Damn.
The guy who complained said he made his son leave the room and that he himself could only watch it for 45 minutes before he became too disgusted to watch anymore... lol...
give me a break... this Dunleavy sounds like hes all prepared for a cash settlement or free cable for awhile lol
He should have just told his kid... turn that off son... thats Daddys channel for after you go to bed at night...
give me a break... this Dunleavy sounds like hes all prepared for a cash settlement or free cable for awhile lol
He should have just told his kid... turn that off son... thats Daddys channel for after you go to bed at night...
Love is the answer
orokashii wrote:
"Daddy can I watch that silly cartoon about that blonde lady who thinks a donkey is a baloon"
Damn disney channel is not that good for kids !!!!! They should watch X to da Z and Pimp My Ride insteadLitlle 5 years old kid watching disney channel wrote:
''Daddy can I watch the cartoon about the little blonde screaming like a BITCH because she have big banana is her ass... yes daddy i sayd a BITCH because all womans are BITCHES, ALL OF THEM !!!!! and they dont all swallow fkn SLUTS... Does mamma swallow daddy i wanna know ? ''
Last edited by Andoura (2007-05-04 11:29:21)
I'm pretty sure it was Token who said that.Zimmer wrote:
OMG! I was going to quote that. There is a better part in the episode.
"See, when a man puts his penis into a womans vagina, it is called making love, and it is very intimate"
Kid ( can't remember his name )
"So it is called making love when a woman has 3 penises up her vagina and drinking milk?"
Personally I think the dog milk/sex ed episode was better.
Last edited by mcgid1 (2007-05-04 11:33:47)
oh man! i missed it would be funny to see ... like ยดยด im going to look at Disney .. OMFG!! Porn! ahah
That's the shit
That's the shit
Damn, if only I watched Disney Channel.