Ryan
Member
+1,230|7302|Alberta, Canada

Nubs.
SgtHeihn
Should have ducked
+394|6946|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)
Thats funny
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6853|The Gem Saloon
OH SNAP!


heads are rolling for sure.

but my question is why were they still using locks from the 70's? most prisons have long ago upgraded to the new computer controlled shit.
RedTwizzler
I do it for the lulz.
+124|6996|Chicago
Wow. I'm not sure how I feel about this. The retired guard is kind of a douche, but on the other hand, its the prison's fault for not taking his keys. As for the prisoners, I'm all for them. If someone sells a ticket to freedom, I can't blame any of them for taking it.
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6679|Phoenix, AZ
haha i can see it now

Inmate recieves box in envelope from guard

"Sweet! My keys that I bought on ebay are here!"

*Unlocks gate and runs away*

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