Just when I thought the Legal system was beyond repair..(Paris Hilton)

2007-05-05 13:01:35

#1

An Enlarged Liver: Member; +35|7202|Backward Ass Kansas

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co … 00257.html

LOL!

2007-05-05 13:03:21

#2

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6952|N. Ireland

haha! fantastic.

2007-05-05 13:05:41

#3

Trel: Member; +70|7136

Win.

Good to be back.

2007-05-05 13:06:07

#4

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7091

As an inmate, she might have to spend most of her day in a cell smaller than her closet _ her only luxury escape a short period to shower, watch TV, exercise or talk on the phone.

Thats one hell of a big jail cell

2007-05-05 13:08:37

#5

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6952|N. Ireland

i think you mean that's one big closet..

2007-05-05 13:15:42

#6

CruZ4dR: Cereal Killer; +145|7115|The View From The Afternoon

Thinking of the wild party she's gonna have when she gets out..

Imagine if Nicole Richie was to pull of a "prison break" on Paris, going nuts in a bank, tattooing her whole body and then trying to escape prison with Paris through a ventilation shaft. Skinny bitches.

2007-05-05 13:16:28

#7

Kashmir: The J-10 is my J-10; +39|7152

Gooners wrote:
As an inmate, she might have to spend most of her day in a cell smaller than her closet _ her only luxury escape a short period to shower, watch TV, exercise or talk on the phone.
Thats one hell of a big jail cell

lol think about it

2007-05-05 13:22:09

#8

TigerXtrm: Death by Indecency; +51|6827|Netherlands

Bout time that bitch got locked up, maybe this way she'll lose some of that stupid diva attitude.

Have fun in jail Paris!

2007-05-05 13:34:14

#9

Sanjaya: Banned; +40|6686

I hope she gets fucked up by some dykes in there. Woo!

2007-05-05 16:13:26

#10

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6781|Orrstrayleea

Hehehe, they'll be able to make a TV series out of that, then she'll make her own "show" lol,

"paris hilton starring in.........One night in paris in jail"

2007-05-05 16:56:00

#11

agent146: Member; +127|6846|Jesus Land aka Canada

Sanjaya wrote:
I hope she gets fucked up by some dykes in there. Woo!

crzy. well its about time she got knocked down a few pegs.

2007-05-05 16:58:52

#12

The_Killer: Banned; +113|6984|dunno

bitch got owned.

2007-05-05 17:00:08

#13

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|7031

Throw that whores soap on the floor.

♥

2007-05-05 17:12:21

#14

Krupp23: Member; +2|6677

No one is above law - not even stars. They had to sentence her to jail this time to make her learn...

2007-05-05 17:16:30

#15

Havok: Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist; +302|7134|Florida, United States

There is a God after all...

2007-05-05 17:18:12

#16

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|7031

Krupp23 wrote:
No one is above law - not even stars. They had to sentence her to jail this time to make her learn...

Paris Hilton... learn... LOL

Good one.

♥

2007-05-05 17:22:24

#17

Liberal-Sl@yer: Certified BF2S Asshole; +131|6915|The edge of sanity

Havok wrote:
There is a God after all...

QFT finally that bitch got what see deserved

2007-05-05 17:25:15

#18

=TBG=Zoton: my mum says i'm cool; +22|7114|Australia

the funniest bit i thought was from the footage i saw on tv of her lawyer trying to defend her once the judge had reached his verdict. he was saying that the judge and ruling was completely ludicrous and unjustified etc etc. thats bs imo. "celebrities" need to be put in their place and hopefully this will let them know they're not "untouchable".

actually maybe funnier than that was when she attempted to explain why she did what she did and she actually said that she's stupid and thought you didn't need a valid license to drive. i would consider that self ownage .

2007-05-05 18:16:52

#19

Crash727: Member; +12|7101|NH, USA

CruZ4dR wrote:
Thinking of the wild party she's gonna have when she gets out..

Imagine if Nicole Richie was to pull of a "prison break" on Paris, going nuts in a bank, tattooing her whole body and then trying to escape prison with Paris through a ventilation shaft. Skinny bitches.

"Her cell would be spartan: 12-by-8 feet with a toilet, sink and a window 6 inches wide"

Forget the ventilation shaft, her skinny ass could fit through the window. IMO, 45 days is not enough.

"She was ordered to report to the jail by the set date _ or face 90 days behind bars."

Hell, she was 10 minutes late getting to court. Let's see if she can make it to jail on time. LMAO!!!

Paris Hilton = FAIL!!!

Last edited by Crash727 (2007-05-05 18:17:51)

2007-05-05 18:23:07