So I got one of those neato emails from an African guy today.
FROM TOM OUGER
BANK OF AFRICA
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO
Trust/Confidential proposal
Dear Friend,
Please this is important and very urgent i have an urgent transaction of
$20.6 million usd to transfer to your nominated account, I am Tom Ouger, I
am an Auditor, with Accounting Department, Bank of Africa here in
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso After going through some old files in the records,
I discovered that if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be
forfeited for nothing. The owner of this account unfortunately died in the
plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou , Benin
republic on the December 25,2003. You will read more stories about the crash
on visiting this website www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/
No other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it, the
account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well
that his company does not know anything about this account and the amount
involved is (USD 20.6 MILLION) Twenty million Six Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars.
I want to transfer the USD 20.6 MILLION) Twenty million Six Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars into a safe foreigners account abroad , but I
don't know any foreigner, I am only contacting you as a foreigner because
this money can not be approved to a local bank here, but can only be
approved to any foreign account because the money is in US dollars and the
former owner of the account is a foreigner too.
I know that this message will come to you as a surprise as we don't know our
selves before, but be rest assure that this is life time business for both
of us even for our generation to come .
With believe in God that you will never let me down in this business. You
are the only person that I have contacted in this business, so please reply
urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take urgently, Send also
your private telephone and fax number .
I want us to meet face to face or sign a binding agreement to bind us
together so that you can receive this money into a foreign account or any
account of your choice where the fund will be safe. I will fly to your
country for withdrawal and sharing and other investments. I am contacting
you because of the need to involve a foreigner with
foreign account and foreign beneficiary.
I need your full co-operation to make this work fine because the management
is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct
information about this account, which I will feed you with, if
you are able and with capability to handle such amount in strict confidence
and trust according to my instructions and advice for our mutual benefit
because this opportunity will never come again in my life.
I need truthful person in this business because I don't want to make mistake
I need your strong assurance and trust. With my position now in the office I
can transfer this money to any foreign reliable account, which you can
provide with assurance that this money will be intact pending my physical
arrival in your country for sharing.
And I want to remained you that your share has been circulated at 35% of the
total sum. I’ am waiting for your urgent reply so that I will give you more
information about this deal. Please reply back to my private email
address(tomouger@aol.fr)
With regards,
Mr Tom Ouger
FROM TOM OUGER
BANK OF AFRICA
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO
To which I responded.
Nice one, using the God card; way to go fuckstain, I'm an atheist. Good luck in your pointless mission to rip off American citizens. Maybe you'll get one today, but it won't be me.. sorry . However, I do hope that one day a pack of wild hippopotami (the coolest way ever to make hippopotamus plural) come and eat your testicles.
Good day and God bless,
<@: )
PS... your email address says you're from France, that's odd, I would have guessed that someone working with the "bank of Africa" would at least have an account from the "bank of Africa".. not aol.fr.
FROM TOM OUGER
BANK OF AFRICA
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO
Trust/Confidential proposal
Dear Friend,
Please this is important and very urgent i have an urgent transaction of
$20.6 million usd to transfer to your nominated account, I am Tom Ouger, I
am an Auditor, with Accounting Department, Bank of Africa here in
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso After going through some old files in the records,
I discovered that if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be
forfeited for nothing. The owner of this account unfortunately died in the
plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou , Benin
republic on the December 25,2003. You will read more stories about the crash
on visiting this website www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/
No other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it, the
account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well
that his company does not know anything about this account and the amount
involved is (USD 20.6 MILLION) Twenty million Six Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars.
I want to transfer the USD 20.6 MILLION) Twenty million Six Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars into a safe foreigners account abroad , but I
don't know any foreigner, I am only contacting you as a foreigner because
this money can not be approved to a local bank here, but can only be
approved to any foreign account because the money is in US dollars and the
former owner of the account is a foreigner too.
I know that this message will come to you as a surprise as we don't know our
selves before, but be rest assure that this is life time business for both
of us even for our generation to come .
With believe in God that you will never let me down in this business. You
are the only person that I have contacted in this business, so please reply
urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take urgently, Send also
your private telephone and fax number .
I want us to meet face to face or sign a binding agreement to bind us
together so that you can receive this money into a foreign account or any
account of your choice where the fund will be safe. I will fly to your
country for withdrawal and sharing and other investments. I am contacting
you because of the need to involve a foreigner with
foreign account and foreign beneficiary.
I need your full co-operation to make this work fine because the management
is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct
information about this account, which I will feed you with, if
you are able and with capability to handle such amount in strict confidence
and trust according to my instructions and advice for our mutual benefit
because this opportunity will never come again in my life.
I need truthful person in this business because I don't want to make mistake
I need your strong assurance and trust. With my position now in the office I
can transfer this money to any foreign reliable account, which you can
provide with assurance that this money will be intact pending my physical
arrival in your country for sharing.
And I want to remained you that your share has been circulated at 35% of the
total sum. I’ am waiting for your urgent reply so that I will give you more
information about this deal. Please reply back to my private email
address(tomouger@aol.fr)
With regards,
Mr Tom Ouger
FROM TOM OUGER
BANK OF AFRICA
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO
To which I responded.
Nice one, using the God card; way to go fuckstain, I'm an atheist. Good luck in your pointless mission to rip off American citizens. Maybe you'll get one today, but it won't be me.. sorry . However, I do hope that one day a pack of wild hippopotami (the coolest way ever to make hippopotamus plural) come and eat your testicles.
Good day and God bless,
<@: )
PS... your email address says you're from France, that's odd, I would have guessed that someone working with the "bank of Africa" would at least have an account from the "bank of Africa".. not aol.fr.
Last edited by CommieChipmunk (2007-05-08 19:44:23)