This is all from a hilarious article I read on Gamesradar.com I just wanted to share it all with ya'll, Notice the BF2 Cheat submitted titled "Get Big Boners" Here is a link to the article. There are so many funny ones, enjoy!
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Like most cheat sites, CheatPlanet is driven by user submissions. While most of the submissions contain immensely valuable cheats and hints (and we love you for submitting them), some of them are total crap. Total, complete, utter, ridiculous crap. And yeah, it’s someone’s job to wade through this pool of randomly typed characters, 1337 speak, and profanity to rescue the useful game knowledge floating around beneath the surface.
To get to the point: occasionally this pool reveals a true gem - a cheat so stupid, juvenile, or ridiculous that our brains melt while attempting to comprehend the kind of person who could have spewed such atrocious word vomit into our cheat submission form. Naturally, we started printing and archiving them, and as the stack of idiocy thickened, it became known as the book of “CheatPlanet All-Starz.” The following are some of our favorites, as well as the response from the CheatPlanet editors.
Above: “Wait’ll the guys at the office get a load of this!”
Game: ATV Off Road Fury: Blazin’ Trails
Cheat title: unlock all ATV’s
Body: First you must pee on your moma then have sex with a cow. After that get high off crystal.
Submitted by: hairymoma
Dear hairymoma,
That code only works in Saint’s Row… or Alabama
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Game: Dark Age of Camelot
Cheat title: lvl 20
Body: **** you are so lame you are the worst kind of nerd you ******
Submitted by: ottar
Dear ottar,
The guy who took the time to fill out a cheat form with this crap thinks we’re nerds?
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Game: Battlefield 2
Cheat title: get big boners
Body: go to main menu select profile and as a name put quiero cabeza and you will receive unusually large boners
Submitted by: doug Wruck
Dear doug,
We tried your cheat (who wouldn’t?) but our contact at EA has informed us that they removed the Big Boners cheat with patch 3.275.13a.
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Game: Castlevania: Curse of Darkness
Cheat title: get all weapons
Body: if you eat your face and poo it out while playing castlevania curse of darkness you will get all the weapons
Submitted by: troy
Dear troy,
To do this cheat, you’d need to be able to remove your face, and the only people we know who can do that are that creepy dude from Silence of the Lambs, Leatherface, and Nicholas Cage – so which of them are you, sicko?
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Game: Spyro: Shadow Legacy
Cheat title: sex the ****
Body: suck a dragons boobs
Submitted by: bob
Dear bob,
Dragons are reptiles, not mammals. Duh.
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Game: America’s Army: Rise of a Soldier
Cheat title: Sex film
Body: type in sex me and put a pinest up your *** girls. Mine is 7 foot long, so call me at *** *** ****
Submitted by: Sexy100
Dear Sexy100,
We called your number to ask about the 7 foot pine lumber – we got a Taco Bell in Queens.
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Game: Nintendogs
Cheat title: Faqus
Entry location: No WAre
Body:Well hi nintendogs is a very stressfull game when your yelling at your ds for hours on end with your mom thinking your crazy because she hasnt cought up with technology and doesnt know theirs i mike on it. now just if you have a dog dont i mean dont play this game with them i n the room because they will become utterly confuseed stairing at you sitting when your yelling sitting. THanks so much and so yeah i hope this helps you i know its not a lot but it might help if your a begginer thanks a lot
Submitted by: BIG"C"
Dear BigC,
Your mom seems pretty tech savvy to us – let’s just say that your new Wiimote isn’t the only vibrating gadget in the house.
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Above: "if you have a dog dont i mean dont play this game with them in the room because they will become utterly confuseed"
Game: Sonic Heroes
Cheat title: homeing atkke make
Body: use sonic and keep prsing the a buteen ner a enume
Submitted by: mike
Dear mike,
Take the marbles out of your mouth before you start typing. Now sound it out, Mike. Sound it out.
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Game: The Sims 2
Cheat title: going to other sims houses and meating them
Body: u can go to sims house place to place with a car and u can meat sims
Submitted by: kevin bianchi
Dear kevin,
What kind of sim meat do you prefer? Back, rib, rump?
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Game: The Outfit
Cheat title: lots of back up!
Entry location: a area with water near a restart pont
Body: ok all you need to do is find a area with water near a restart point, all you have to do is fall in the water and die do this with any person and if you want you can die as a different person too, ok by now you should have an army of men no go to a area in the level with lots of enemys then if a team mate gets killed press B and most of your army will come to help you, WARNING: sometimes your army may not come
Submitted by: liam svirk
Dear liam,
The army came just fine when your mom dropped by. Oh, and quit using inhalants.
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Game: Far Cry Instincts
Cheat title: Big ****
Body: On the first level you have to go up to liv and start crouching and getting back up like your humping her. Then all of a sudden the screen goes black and you will hear a zipper sound. And that’s how you get a big ****. Unless your curtis roughton or george lucas
Submitted by: pualie the oenis
Bad cheat report: big **** cheat
Body: The part about george lucas and curtis was right, but the goddanm cheat didn’t work
Submitted by: anonymous
Dear pualie the oenis,
Anonymous doesn’t believe your cheat works – please send him a picture of your big oenis tip in action.
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Game: Resident Evil 5
Cheat title: humanity it's over
Entry location: on the press start menu
Body text:61kg,185cm,black hair,green eyes and i bealive i'm a biggest fun of resident evil's in Greece
Submitted by: kisa omer yuksel
Dear kisa,
This is a site about cheating on games, not on your girlfriend. Unless “Kisa” is a girl’s name… in which case, pls snd a pic... a/s/l?
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Above: Mustard and ketchup love hot dogs... and mayonnaise
Game: Super Paper Mario
Cheat title: Mayonnaise
Entry location: Refridgerater
Body: I like Mayonnaise
Submitted by: mustard and ketchup
Dear mustard and ketchup,
A hot condiment threesome? Let me get my hot dog…
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Game: Super Princess Peach
Cheat title: I have a comment
Body text: Please if you are going to tell us not to say bad words than you guys shouldn't have cuss words all over this website.
Submitted by: Please no more cussing
Dear Please no more cussing,
**** you. **** this. ****.
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Game: Mario Kart DS
Cheat title: unlimited mushrooms
Body: man, you suck, yah you, the guy who checks to see if these should go in! up yours,idiot!you rejected one of mine, well up yours!!!
Submitted by: butt licker says up yours
Dear butt licker,
With a name like “butt licker,” we suggest you get used to rejection.
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Like most cheat sites, CheatPlanet is driven by user submissions. While most of the submissions contain immensely valuable cheats and hints (and we love you for submitting them), some of them are total crap. Total, complete, utter, ridiculous crap. And yeah, it’s someone’s job to wade through this pool of randomly typed characters, 1337 speak, and profanity to rescue the useful game knowledge floating around beneath the surface.
To get to the point: occasionally this pool reveals a true gem - a cheat so stupid, juvenile, or ridiculous that our brains melt while attempting to comprehend the kind of person who could have spewed such atrocious word vomit into our cheat submission form. Naturally, we started printing and archiving them, and as the stack of idiocy thickened, it became known as the book of “CheatPlanet All-Starz.” The following are some of our favorites, as well as the response from the CheatPlanet editors.
Above: “Wait’ll the guys at the office get a load of this!”
Game: ATV Off Road Fury: Blazin’ Trails
Cheat title: unlock all ATV’s
Body: First you must pee on your moma then have sex with a cow. After that get high off crystal.
Submitted by: hairymoma
Dear hairymoma,
That code only works in Saint’s Row… or Alabama
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Game: Dark Age of Camelot
Cheat title: lvl 20
Body: **** you are so lame you are the worst kind of nerd you ******
Submitted by: ottar
Dear ottar,
The guy who took the time to fill out a cheat form with this crap thinks we’re nerds?
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Game: Battlefield 2
Cheat title: get big boners
Body: go to main menu select profile and as a name put quiero cabeza and you will receive unusually large boners
Submitted by: doug Wruck
Dear doug,
We tried your cheat (who wouldn’t?) but our contact at EA has informed us that they removed the Big Boners cheat with patch 3.275.13a.
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Game: Castlevania: Curse of Darkness
Cheat title: get all weapons
Body: if you eat your face and poo it out while playing castlevania curse of darkness you will get all the weapons
Submitted by: troy
Dear troy,
To do this cheat, you’d need to be able to remove your face, and the only people we know who can do that are that creepy dude from Silence of the Lambs, Leatherface, and Nicholas Cage – so which of them are you, sicko?
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Game: Spyro: Shadow Legacy
Cheat title: sex the ****
Body: suck a dragons boobs
Submitted by: bob
Dear bob,
Dragons are reptiles, not mammals. Duh.
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Game: America’s Army: Rise of a Soldier
Cheat title: Sex film
Body: type in sex me and put a pinest up your *** girls. Mine is 7 foot long, so call me at *** *** ****
Submitted by: Sexy100
Dear Sexy100,
We called your number to ask about the 7 foot pine lumber – we got a Taco Bell in Queens.
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Game: Nintendogs
Cheat title: Faqus
Entry location: No WAre
Body:Well hi nintendogs is a very stressfull game when your yelling at your ds for hours on end with your mom thinking your crazy because she hasnt cought up with technology and doesnt know theirs i mike on it. now just if you have a dog dont i mean dont play this game with them i n the room because they will become utterly confuseed stairing at you sitting when your yelling sitting. THanks so much and so yeah i hope this helps you i know its not a lot but it might help if your a begginer thanks a lot
Submitted by: BIG"C"
Dear BigC,
Your mom seems pretty tech savvy to us – let’s just say that your new Wiimote isn’t the only vibrating gadget in the house.
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Above: "if you have a dog dont i mean dont play this game with them in the room because they will become utterly confuseed"
Game: Sonic Heroes
Cheat title: homeing atkke make
Body: use sonic and keep prsing the a buteen ner a enume
Submitted by: mike
Dear mike,
Take the marbles out of your mouth before you start typing. Now sound it out, Mike. Sound it out.
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Game: The Sims 2
Cheat title: going to other sims houses and meating them
Body: u can go to sims house place to place with a car and u can meat sims
Submitted by: kevin bianchi
Dear kevin,
What kind of sim meat do you prefer? Back, rib, rump?
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Game: The Outfit
Cheat title: lots of back up!
Entry location: a area with water near a restart pont
Body: ok all you need to do is find a area with water near a restart point, all you have to do is fall in the water and die do this with any person and if you want you can die as a different person too, ok by now you should have an army of men no go to a area in the level with lots of enemys then if a team mate gets killed press B and most of your army will come to help you, WARNING: sometimes your army may not come
Submitted by: liam svirk
Dear liam,
The army came just fine when your mom dropped by. Oh, and quit using inhalants.
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Game: Far Cry Instincts
Cheat title: Big ****
Body: On the first level you have to go up to liv and start crouching and getting back up like your humping her. Then all of a sudden the screen goes black and you will hear a zipper sound. And that’s how you get a big ****. Unless your curtis roughton or george lucas
Submitted by: pualie the oenis
Bad cheat report: big **** cheat
Body: The part about george lucas and curtis was right, but the goddanm cheat didn’t work
Submitted by: anonymous
Dear pualie the oenis,
Anonymous doesn’t believe your cheat works – please send him a picture of your big oenis tip in action.
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Game: Resident Evil 5
Cheat title: humanity it's over
Entry location: on the press start menu
Body text:61kg,185cm,black hair,green eyes and i bealive i'm a biggest fun of resident evil's in Greece
Submitted by: kisa omer yuksel
Dear kisa,
This is a site about cheating on games, not on your girlfriend. Unless “Kisa” is a girl’s name… in which case, pls snd a pic... a/s/l?
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Above: Mustard and ketchup love hot dogs... and mayonnaise
Game: Super Paper Mario
Cheat title: Mayonnaise
Entry location: Refridgerater
Body: I like Mayonnaise
Submitted by: mustard and ketchup
Dear mustard and ketchup,
A hot condiment threesome? Let me get my hot dog…
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Game: Super Princess Peach
Cheat title: I have a comment
Body text: Please if you are going to tell us not to say bad words than you guys shouldn't have cuss words all over this website.
Submitted by: Please no more cussing
Dear Please no more cussing,
**** you. **** this. ****.
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Game: Mario Kart DS
Cheat title: unlimited mushrooms
Body: man, you suck, yah you, the guy who checks to see if these should go in! up yours,idiot!you rejected one of mine, well up yours!!!
Submitted by: butt licker says up yours
Dear butt licker,
With a name like “butt licker,” we suggest you get used to rejection.
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