Need help on romanticizing gf.

2007-05-07 10:08:49

#26

jamiet757: Member; +138|7085

just take her to your favorite place, whisper sweet nothings into her ear, and then Fuck her...

no but seriously, try flowers, my gf loves when I bring her flowers for no reason

2007-05-07 10:10:13

#27

jamiet757: Member; +138|7085

OrangeHound wrote:
The key word here is intimacy.

If a girl is interested in you then she wants to get intimate with you. Guys want to get intimate also, but we usually tend toward physical intimacy. Most women, on the other hand, seek emotional intimacy. They want to know who you are and how you feel.

This is the reason why art and poetry tend to be so powerful, but only if you are able to express your feelings and deep dreams through them. If you give something like flowers, then there needs to be something meaningful attached with them.

Oh, and I should mention, that intimacy is gradual and teasing. You give a little at a time, otherwise it comes on too strong and threatening.

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So, generate something that is you ... forget the formulas. Create something that expresses who you are and how you feel. If you are a musician, write a song ... if a poet, write a poem ... even a short note on a card does the trick.

OrangeHound, how many girlfriends and wives do you currently have? You must be the God of Love

2007-05-07 10:17:55

#28

robotmaster: Member; +2|6806|Stockholm, SE

just be yourself

2007-05-07 10:24:58

#29

ZamoII: Member; +11|6682

Undetected_Killer wrote:
Diamonds and chocolate.
And a drugged drink, if you want to take it to the next level...

dude your ill lol that made me laugh a drugged drink

2007-05-07 14:34:46

#30

XanKrieger: iLurk; +60|7121|South West England

CommieChipmunk wrote:
*Can't....hold...it...in...*

Whatever happens, dont say the above unless the situation calls for it...

2007-05-07 14:44:10

#31

BeerzGod: Hooray Beer!; +94|7033|United States

Flavoured condoms?

Ok, ok. I couldn't resist... and someone had to take the initiative.

2007-05-07 14:47:46

#32

daddyofdeath: A REAL Combat Engineer in the house; +187|6716|UK Bradford W,Yorks. Age 27

I once ran my woman a hot bath and placed in there rose petals on the water, lighted scented candles in the bahroom also, with fresh warm pj's and slippers. With a nice drink of cocoa, and a film before bedtime. This always equates to SEXYTIME for daddy!! High 5 everybody.

2007-05-07 16:29:22

#33

sfarrar33: Halogenoalkane; +57|7081|InGerLand

cover her in custard and flour and then stick her in an oven for an hour, then it's much easier to sleep with her as she will be a tart

2007-05-07 16:30:56

#34

Ninja_Monkey: I TK For Blackhawks; +60|7028|UK

toss her salad with jello

or GTFO these forums and go fuck her?

either works

Last edited by Ninja_Monkey (2007-05-07 16:31:06)

2007-05-07 17:05:52

#35

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7000|Long Island, New York

I know it's old. I know it's been seen. But it's oh so useful right now.

2007-05-07 17:13:23

#36

sexecuti0ner: What kinda guy are you are?; +148|6695

I happen to have a plan for just such an occasion. Follow these steps and you'll win her over in no time: Offer to pick her up when going on a date. When the evening of the date arrives, drive to her house and approach the front door, making sure to bring a light jacket with you (not wearing it) so that you can offer it to her. She will, of course, want to wear the jacket. Success! There you have it, your welcome.

P.S. Before you give her the jacket, put one of the jacket sleeves in your unzipped zipper.

2007-05-12 08:32:53

#37

m4s3rchi3f: Member; +122|6757

sexecuti0ner wrote:
I happen to have a plan for just such an occasion. Follow these steps and you'll win her over in no time: Offer to pick her up when going on a date. When the evening of the date arrives, drive to her house and approach the front door, making sure to bring a light jacket with you (not wearing it) so that you can offer it to her. She will, of course, want to wear the jacket. Success! There you have it, your welcome.

P.S. Before you give her the jacket, put one of the jacket sleeves in your unzipped zipper.

LOL pretty funny.

2007-05-12 08:45:22

#38

Hunter/Jumper: Member; +117|6817

Try and show her and share who you are what you like, love and why.

Don’t try and mislead her, even if you are successful at this you will not enjoy your time together as you won't be able to really be yourself.

Above all be totally honest about yourself. Real people* respect this and see it for what it really is.
Strength and character. Encourage her to do the same.

If she rejects this ( who you really are ) she wasn’t meant for you.

Then just get her drunk.

*I cant speak for liberals

2007-05-12 08:46:52

#39

TheDarkRaven: ATG's First Disciple; +263|7087|Birmingham, UK

agent146 wrote:
give her black roses....its a classic

This guy knows the score!
Even though you can't get true black roses!
They're dead and dyed, or you can get live roses that are a very deep red or purple that seem black.
I was going to do this tomorrow...
I still am!
All the best,
Andy

2007-05-12 08:47:18

#40

Hunter/Jumper: Member; +117|6817

robotmaster wrote:
just be yourself

ahmen

2007-05-12 08:50:58

#41

Yaocelotl: :D; +221|7113|Keyboard

2007-05-12 09:03:05

#42

GermanLegionaire: ...performing headshots!; +46|7047|Hamburg / Germany

get her something special, nothing expensive but something which has a connection with her. that will show her that you really thought about her. chicks appreciate that kind of stuff. get some good music playin' and give her a good massage. if she appreciates your presence, you made it!
like the most said before, do her G-O-O-D.

2007-05-12 09:03:54

#43

RedTwizzler: I do it for the lulz.; +124|7000|Chicago

Kurazoo wrote:
sexy lingerie, it works both ways

Definitely. My girlfriend only fucks me when I wear a corset.

...Oh wait, lingerie for HER... Whoops.

2007-05-13 15:16:23

#44

m4s3rchi3f: Member; +122|6757

she just bought me a video ipod...yay for gfs.

2007-05-13 19:13:34

#45

GhostStalker0: I like pie; +29|6941|San Diego, CA

m4s3rchi3f wrote:
she just bought me a video ipod...yay for gfs.

Wait.... what'd you get her? She better have not left empty-handed.

Last edited by GhostStalker0 (2007-05-13 19:29:00)

2007-05-13 19:17:00

#46

Jello.01: Member; +46|7071|DFW, Texas

Ninja_Monkey wrote:
toss her salad with jello

or GTFO these forums and go fuck her?

either works

Yeah! Toss her salad with me! Awesome.

Jk.

2007-05-13 19:19:23

#47

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|7169

Brilliant! Ask a bunch of guys on a video game forum for advice on how to treat your girl friend!

2007-05-14 03:15:35

#48

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7227|Dallas

Get some flowers and learn how to say "I wanna stick it in your ass" in French. Then lead her to the bedroom where you have a bottle of anal lube placed inconspicuously on the nightstand.

Works every time.

2007-05-15 12:30:46

#49

Schwarzelungen: drunklenglungen; +133|6759|Bloomington Indiana

flowers and a romantic well thought out/planned dinner. its better if you make it yourself.
then take her out somewhere.

thats how i got engaged.
then she left me for a drug dealer....

are you sure you want to go through with this?

2007-05-15 12:42:07

#50

MetalMaiden: Girls>Boys; +80|7049|Hoosier Mama

Ok dudes enough with the flowers crap. IF you happen to buy flowers, buy LIVE ones, not cut. So they will continue to grow, thus showing your growing interest, love, etc. for her. If your gal has a home of her own, buy a tree, or annuals that will come back every year. I just dont understand the point in getting cut flowers that will die in a week, plus they cost just as much or more then live ones.

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Undetected_Killer wrote:

CommieChipmunk wrote:

sexecuti0ner wrote:

agent146 wrote:

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