She was referring to his the way his facial hair is groomed.RoosterCantrell wrote:
Why? Unless by that you mean whored his voice out to Mountain Dew. then yes.jsnipy wrote:
My grandmother used to call Chuck Norris "pussy mouth".
Haha. Im banking on all of his body hair, since he is one GIANT pussy!jsnipy wrote:
She was referring to his the way his facial hair is groomed.RoosterCantrell wrote:
Why? Unless by that you mean whored his voice out to Mountain Dew. then yes.jsnipy wrote:
My grandmother used to call Chuck Norris "pussy mouth".
Fucking OAR TO THE FACE!
Who would win in a fight, chuck norris or a bowflex.
Trick Question. Chuck Norris is a bowflex.
Trick Question. Chuck Norris is a bowflex.
They'd have wierd but passionate sex together and call a truce.S3v3N wrote:
Who would win in a fight, chuck norris or a bowflex.
EDIT:
Ok, so its masturbation.S3v3N wrote:
Trick Question. Chuck Norris is a bowflex.
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It was just a fad? I thought people genuinely thought that guy was cool? Where have I been?
RoosterCantrell wrote:
Fucking OAR TO THE FACE!
Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-03-26 23:34:38)
I never got the whole Chuck Norris thing, mostly because in New Zealand almost no-one knows who he is. The only thing I saw him in was "Dodgeball" and he only had a cameo there because of his undeserved fandom. There was a Walker Texas Ranger movie-length thing on TV one time which I watched. It was really terrible. Chuck Norris was beaten up more than he beat up and it was terribly acted.
I was expecting fireworks after everything I had heard, but obviously someone pissed on the matches.
I was expecting fireworks after everything I had heard, but obviously someone pissed on the matches.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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Almost nobody know where New Zealand is.Ty wrote:
I never got the whole Chuck Norris thing, mostly because in New Zealand almost no-one knows who he is.
/win
I prefered the mr. T ones. especially how there's no gravity, only pity
TMo beats you to all the bad NZ jokes I'm afraid.usmarine2007 wrote:
Almost nobody know where New Zealand is.Ty wrote:
I never got the whole Chuck Norris thing, mostly because in New Zealand almost no-one knows who he is.
/win
[Blinking eyes thing]
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i never got the whole chuck norris thing anyway...
edit:DAMN YOU TY!!! YOU STOLE MY LINE!!
edit:DAMN YOU TY!!! YOU STOLE MY LINE!!
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Twas not a joke.Ty wrote:
TMo beats you to all the bad NZ jokes I'm afraid.usmarine2007 wrote:
Almost nobody know where New Zealand is.Ty wrote:
I never got the whole Chuck Norris thing, mostly because in New Zealand almost no-one knows who he is.
/win
Good point...usmarine2007 wrote:
Twas not a joke.Ty wrote:
TMo beats you to all the bad NZ jokes I'm afraid.usmarine2007 wrote:
Almost nobody know where New Zealand is.
/win
Fine. You win then.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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lol... If I didn't work with a couple people who live in NZ, I would not feel the need to fuck with you. I hope you know that.Ty wrote:
Good point...usmarine2007 wrote:
Twas not a joke.Ty wrote:
TMo beats you to all the bad NZ jokes I'm afraid.
Fine. You win then.
Iwatched a few episodes of Walker: Texas Ranger and its just awful. Awful in a way Id never seen before.Ty wrote:
I never got the whole Chuck Norris thing, mostly because in New Zealand almost no-one knows who he is. The only thing I saw him in was "Dodgeball" and he only had a cameo there because of his undeserved fandom. There was a Walker Texas Ranger movie-length thing on TV one time which I watched. It was really terrible. Chuck Norris was beaten up more than he beat up and it was terribly acted.
I was expecting fireworks after everything I had heard, but obviously someone pissed on the matches.
I laughed at the Mt. Dew commercial.
(I'm not bumping, I just linked this to another new chuck norris thread)
I think its safe to say that and "facts" trend about any famous person is dead..
Chuck Norris
Mr. T
Vin Diesel
etc.
It's over.
EDIT: not that it wasn't funny, it was. key being WAS.
I think its safe to say that and "facts" trend about any famous person is dead..
Chuck Norris
Mr. T
Vin Diesel
etc.
It's over.
EDIT: not that it wasn't funny, it was. key being WAS.
Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2007-05-13 13:20:09)
Chuck Norris is a douche bag, plain and simple. His show sucked, he sucks, I'm unimpressed by his martial arts skill.
And he's a fuckwit to think what he does about evolution.
And he's a fuckwit to think what he does about evolution.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
I hate Chuck Norris jokes.
I better point out at this point that my sig is very much tongue in cheek. I selected Chuck as my altar ego to represent the archetypal right wing good guy of Western movie propaganda, which I find pretty pathetic and funny. I think he is a plonker who can't act.
first off, bruce lee is better, second:
"Chuck Norris invented the belly button when he round-house kicked his way out of his mothers womb."
Still cracks me up..
"Chuck Norris invented the belly button when he round-house kicked his way out of his mothers womb."
Still cracks me up..
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club
...my favourite (how ironic would it be if this thread became derailed into another Chuck joke thread!?).
...my favourite (how ironic would it be if this thread became derailed into another Chuck joke thread!?).
"One day, chuck norris decide to turn his pee into a beverage. We know this beverage today as red bull." =p
