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2007-05-14 18:36:16
Cerpin_Taxt
Member
+155|6650
The world ain't fair. You've gotta take what you need when you can get it. You've gotta learn to stand up for yourself. You have to stop being a pussy and kick these kids in the balls or something.

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Last edited by Cerpin_Taxt (2007-05-14 18:42:34)

2007-05-14 18:37:48
11sog_raider
a gaurdian of life
+112|6906|behind my rifle

russ)=spetsnaz wrote:

dont be a pussy, fight till you drop dude
agree, hit the biggest one in the mouth and just keep swinging, if he goes down jump on him. dont fight fair ( no knives or shit)
2007-05-14 18:39:21
Brasso
member
+1,549|7078

R3v4n wrote:

Or just start masturbating in front of them, then they will stop.


Don't you have any friends?  Get them to help you if you can't handle anything yourself.

Better yet, next time don't start shit.  "Think before you act" is a good lesson to learn.

Cerpin_Taxt wrote:

You have to stop being a pussy and kick these kids in the balls or something.
And that doesn't make you a pussy at all.

Last edited by haffeysucks (2007-05-14 18:40:20)

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2007-05-14 18:41:18
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7132|United States of America
Take the advice of Yellowmans sig
https://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u28/Yellowman03/img.jpg

No really, you should probably avoid physical fighting as much as possible. It gets you nowhere except you're the "big man" until you are arrested.

I am by no means a pacifist but what the fuck are all of you telling him to fight for. With a society that percieves itself as advanced, we still regard violence as an acceptable method of problem solving? Get beyond the physical conflict and use your head (not to headbutt). Disregard the advice of these fuckers that condones fighting.

Last edited by DesertFox- (2007-05-14 19:32:43)

2007-05-14 18:41:51
OZONE#1
Banned
+5|6648

Cerpin_Taxt wrote:

The world ain't fair. You've gotta take what you need when you can get it. You've gotta learn to stand up for yourself. You have to stop being a pussy and kick these kids in the balls or something.
Yeah, Ive had a situation like this with the beaners at my school like 5 of em. Long story. But yeah if its 1v5 or some shit like that play dirty, kick in the balls, kick in the face, knee, tackle, excessive gut punches. Try and get some friends if there true friends they got ur back in a fight like that. Get the biggest kids, and beat the fucking shit out of them is my advice, btw are they beaners?
2007-05-14 18:46:02
PvtStPoK
paintball > bf2
+48|6962|montreal, quebec

if you fight against only one, fight him and dont be a pussy. if hes has friend, pull out a chain and whip them. most of time unless its a legitimate under the bridge street fight , the might pull a club with a nail or something.

anyway, get a friend recording that fight. i want to see that.

Last edited by PvtStPoK (2007-05-14 18:49:13)

2007-05-14 18:47:21
trippy982
Member
+34|6845
I say just put up a good fight.  Even if you lost, if you got in some good hits and showed them you'll willing to fight back and not just a free punching bag, they won't bother you anymore.  When you're beaten to a pulp yet you still stand up tall and willing to fight until they knock you unconscious, that scares the crap out of people and they just walk away and never bother you anymore.
2007-05-14 19:04:33
trex1210
I am Canadian
+72|6706|B.C. Canada
wow he must be dead now cause he hasnt posted for awhile. LOL JK. but ya, get your friends and if you dont have friends just fight man. You well get chicks and ppl well know that you can take a beating and give a beating which is good cause then nobody well fuck with you! Good luck man. you will pull throught it.

Last edited by trex1210 (2007-05-14 21:02:36)

2007-05-14 19:05:19
oug
Calmer than you are.
+380|6967|Πάϊ

trippy982 wrote:

I say just put up a good fight.  Even if you lost, if you got in some good hits and showed them you'll willing to fight back and not just a free punching bag, they won't bother you anymore.  When you're beaten to a pulp yet you still stand up tall and willing to fight until they knock you unconscious, that scares the crap out of people and they just walk away and never bother you anymore.
QFE

When the shit hits the fan, pick one guy and give him something to remember you by.
ƒ³
2007-05-14 19:31:44
ghostgr
177th Field Artillery
+39|7189|In your head
Tough shit dude, what happens happens go and deal with it. Fight till you can't fight no more and if they break anything claim assault or whatever and take their asses to court and shit.
2007-05-14 20:38:22
ScarletPimpFromHell
... this one goes to 11.
+12|6836|Sydney, Australia
Here is a pearl of wisdom I will share with you ... Now pay attention because I don't share my strategies and secrets often.

When you take aim (lets take the head for example) don't aim for the nose or the chin or the eye ... aim for the rear of the skull. THAT is your REAL target. That way you will have to make sure your fist goes through the fucks face to reach your target ...

And to prepare yourself (your fists) take a bucket of sand and start pounding it over and over. Until your knuckles go well beyond red and all you feel is numb. Always make contact with ONLY the two leading knuckles, this means that you will have to angle your wrist slightly so the leading knuckles are prodominate.
If you practice this you will have fists like blocks of concrete.

Prepare NOW and punch fuck through the loudest mouth on the day ...
2007-05-14 20:41:36
fatmarik
Member
+23|7029|Anywhere i am needed
go to a lan center, play a couple of 1v1 round of bf2 and whoever wins, wins
2007-05-14 20:49:29
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6894|Chicago, IL
Step one: get 3 friends to fight with you

Step two: pick a man to fight

Step three: dodge him for 45 seconds (nearly every untrained fighter will exhaust himslef in the first minute with overpowered punches)

Step four: When he starts hyperventilating, destroy him, one good hit to the throat should drop him. (don't take the skull, it's too hard)

fighting 101: 

keep hands up at all times.

deflect punches away from head, never inwards.

punch with the first two knuckles, the second two break too easily.

Dont punch in the back, you're not doing any damage.

left jab low to drop their guard, then cross (or elbow) right. 

Pretend you're punching for a spot about three inches behind his head.

If all else fails, get a bigger posse.

Last edited by S.Lythberg (2007-05-14 20:52:07)

2007-05-14 21:01:33
iPwnerrrr
Lets go tazy crazy!
+19|6710
Make a flamethrower and chase them. Sorry, it's a joke from camp. My friend had a Bottle of Insect Repellant close to the fire... it caught on.... Lmao. Last time I got in a fight I was caught but my teacher didn't care and he saw what I did. I threw the kid in a locker than punched him in the face. But I didn't get in trouble because my teacher thought we were playing around.
2007-05-14 21:05:26
sexecuti0ner
What kinda guy are you are?
+148|6679
Here's what you do:
As soon as the fight starts (the other guy has his hands up, ready to hit you), act like you are ready to fight also and then make your face completely blank, and point to the ground at their feet and say "Japan 4?"  If they don't look, say it again.  If they do look and see there is nothing there, say it again.  This will confound the enemy giving you the time to get the first punch in, run away, or wet yourself.  I do know that usually, in school-yard brawls, if you land on or two good hits the other person will go down.
2007-05-14 21:05:33
Bubbalo
The Lizzard
+541|7009
Suck shit.  Live by the sword die by the sword, so to speak.
2007-05-14 22:27:53
theknuck
It's pronounced Knuck, like in Knuckle!!
+45|7060|balls

OZONE#1 wrote:

Cerpin_Taxt wrote:

The world ain't fair. You've gotta take what you need when you can get it. You've gotta learn to stand up for yourself. You have to stop being a pussy and kick these kids in the balls or something.
Yeah, Ive had a situation like this with the beaners at my school like 5 of em. Long story. But yeah if its 1v5 or some shit like that play dirty, kick in the balls, kick in the face, knee, tackle, excessive gut punches. Try and get some friends if there true friends they got ur back in a fight like that. Get the biggest kids, and beat the fucking shit out of them is my advice, btw are they beaners?
you sir are an r-tard.  could you be any more racist?  um, go back to school, get an education, and pray your children don't turn out like you!!!!!!  come to think of it, just go play in the road, and save us taxpayer from having to put up with you later.
2007-05-14 22:38:38
Johnny_Extremer
I Am McLovin!!!!
+22|6709
You can shot em, or you can do your best just get it over with, anyway you look at it they are going to fight you. And how tall are you and your weight and whats theres?
2007-05-14 22:49:52
AudioAtomica
Member
+53|6698

S.Lythberg wrote:

Step one: get 3 friends to fight with you

Step two: pick a man to fight

Step three: dodge him for 45 seconds (nearly every untrained fighter will exhaust himslef in the first minute with overpowered punches)

Step four: When he starts hyperventilating, destroy him, one good hit to the throat should drop him. (don't take the skull, it's too hard)

fighting 101: 

keep hands up at all times.

deflect punches away from head, never inwards.

punch with the first two knuckles, the second two break too easily.

Dont punch in the back, you're not doing any damage.

left jab low to drop their guard, then cross (or elbow) right. 

Pretend you're punching for a spot about three inches behind his head.

If all else fails, get a bigger posse.
Listen to him he obviously knows what he's talking about.
2007-05-14 22:51:02
fadedsteve
GOP Sympathizer
+266|6938|Menlo Park, CA
"They all do weed". . . . . .lol

Put up a fight! If you puss out, more people will want to fuck with you Pollux!!
2007-05-14 23:05:25
DrunkenResistance
beat mason
+13|6668|Bloomington, Indiana

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

invade iraq
mob em
2007-05-14 23:09:16
gene_pool
Banned
+519|7069|Gold coast, Aus.
Punch them in the throat. If there twice as tall as you, hit them with a baseball bat in the throat.
2007-05-14 23:13:14
PspRpg-7
-
+961|7145

CameronPoe wrote:

The Irish approach: hit 'em where it hurts.
Yes! Kick them in the ballsack!
2007-05-14 23:24:44
Elamdri
The New Johnnie Cochran
+134|7094|Peoria
Simple, fight dirty. Bring a baseball bat, go for the testicles, whatever works. Fighting for some reason in schools has become this sort of strange, grappling contest, which culminates in some kid getting ganged up on.

So fight back, dirty and hard.

If they gang up on you, have some mace, mace their asses in the face, then while they're in pain, beat the hell out of them.



I got picked on my entire school career, because I was fat and a nerd. Then one day, I just went off on a kid. I picked him up, and just held him against a wall and started pounding his face in. broke his nose and knocked some of his teeth out. He never picked on me again, and I had taken shit from this kid for years. And yknow what? I really didn't get bothered much after that.

Just for reference, this is to be considered "Bad" advice, you really should go to an authority over this. I'm just saying that if you're not gonna do that, its probably in your best interest if you are not the most unhappy at the end of the day.

Last edited by Elamdri (2007-05-14 23:25:59)

2007-05-14 23:28:18
RicoAtPublix
Im not cleaning Aisle 2
+27|6928|F-Dub, FL./ Destin, FL.

Elamdri wrote:

If they gang up on you, have some mace, mace their asses in the face, then while they're in pain, beat the hell out of them.
WOW. That is so gonna be my catchfrase for now on. Mase Their asses in the face.

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