Lindsey Lohan? Maybe if you're into talentless, slutty, coke blowing, anorexic alcoholics. Also, how the fuck does only 1 of the Olsen twins make it onto the list? They're fucking twins!!CNN wrote:
NEW YORK (AP) -- Lindsay Lohan rules.
According to Maxim magazine, at least this month, she's the hottest woman in the world.
The "Georgia Rule" actress-troublemaker tops the magazine's eighth annual "Hot 100" list, a ranking by editors weighing buzz and beauty for women in film, TV, music, sports and fashion.
"There is no other star in the world (who) causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay," said Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinek in a statement. "Her every move is watched and reported on."
Not surprisingly, Jellinek described his young, male readership as being "obsessed" with the 20-year-old Lohan, a ubiquitous party girl who spent the weekend soaking up the sun (with a new boyfriend) in the Bahamas.
Jessica Alba had to settle with the No. 2 on the list, which is in the magazine hitting stands Saturday. She's followed, in order, by Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl.
Celebrity sisters Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are on the list at No. 16 and No. 41, respectively. Ashley Olsen, half of the mogul acting twins, placed 37th, while sister Mary-Kate didn't make the cut.
The cover of the Hot 100 June issue features a picture of No. 29: Sarah Silverman.
I think Jessica Alba, Scarlet Johansen, Eva Medes, Eva Longoria, Jennif......fuck, 99.999% of every woman in Hollywood minus Kristy Alley and Joan Rivers is hotter than Lindsey Lohan. WTF?
