knocking yourself out

2007-05-15 10:25:38

#1

messmessmess17: CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK; +54|7016|london, enlgand

Basically, this is weird. My biology teacher said it can lead to blood clots in the brain but I don't believe her because she is retarded. What you have to do I find a nice patch of grass to fall onto. Don’t try it on concrete or near sharp objects. Also, have a group of friends with you.

Now bend over so that your body is at a right angle facing the floor. Then start taking really heavy breaths taking oxygen right into your lungs and out again as quickly as you can. You do this breathing for about a minute (1.30 minutes if you’re a big lad, lol). During this the ground should blur a little and you should get light headed to a certain extent. Then once you've done the breathing for however long you need stand up straight and put your thumb in your mouth and blow on it not letting any air escape out the sides. After a while you should black out and wake up after about 1-20 seconds. Just make sure someone’s there to wake you up, lol.

When waking up it is like waking up for a long sleep. Try it, it is very lol

Last edited by messmessmess17 (2007-05-15 10:32:39)

2007-05-15 10:27:20

#2

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6811|Belfast

messmessmess17 wrote:
teavher

wtf is that

2007-05-15 10:27:28

#3

hurricane2oo5: Do One Ya Mug !!!; +176|7227|mansfield

what if i die?
my wife will run off with the milkman and she will have my BMW 316 TI compact all to herself , the bitch .

2007-05-15 10:31:25

#4

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7031|Mountains of NC

messmessmess17 wrote:
basically this is so wierd. my biology teavher said it can lead to blood clots in the brain but i dont belive her cos she is retarded.

Yeah your teacher is retarded, go ahead and knock yourself out everyday if you can

Thanks for making North Carolina look educated

liquidat0r wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
Thanks for making North Carolina look educated
Actually, he's from London.

thxs liquidat0r - didn't know that he's from across the pond, I don't think he is reflection of Englands education system ... he just ate too many paint chips

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2007-05-15 10:34:08

#5

bennisboy: Member; +829|7109|Poundland

Nope she's telling the truth man. Thats why when you learn to freedive they tell you to breathe like that for 4 or 5 breaths but no more, because you can make yourself unconcious. I experimented and found you get the most light headed feelin doing it in cold air.

2007-05-15 10:36:49

#6

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6660|Winland

Heh cool!

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2007-05-15 10:37:16

#7

sfarrar33: Halogenoalkane; +57|7081|InGerLand

it sounds like it has done wonders for your grammer...

2007-05-15 10:37:44

#8

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7064|132 and Bush

This not only will kill your brain cells off it is very dangerous. Not a good idea.

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2007-05-15 11:39:23

#9

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7090|UK

SEREMAKER wrote:
Thanks for making North Carolina look educated

Actually, he's from London.

Also, who closed this and why? Re-opened.

2007-05-15 11:55:54

#10

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|7125|USA

liquidat0r wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
Thanks for making North Carolina look educated
Actually, he's from London.

Also, who closed this and why? Re-opened.

I think, Im no wannabe mod so dont banhammer me, it was closed due to the sheer stupidity of telling people here including children about how to do something this retarded.

Just my opinion.

2007-05-15 11:59:11

#11

Schwarzelungen: drunklenglungen; +133|6759|Bloomington Indiana

yeah man..thats dangerous...id advise against it.
but thats just me...what do i know

2007-05-15 12:01:23

#12

TheLostOne: Member; +11|6975

A lot of people in my school did this a couple of years ago. One, however, did do it on concrete, and cut his head open, remaining unconscious for a minute or so. Pretty funny when he had to explain what happened when we'd been told not to do it already.

Last edited by TheLostOne (2007-05-15 12:06:48)

2007-05-15 12:03:46

#13

Sondernkommando: Member; +22|7179

Unconsciousness = no blood flow to brain. Whether from hemorrhage, vascular dilatation due to warmth or alcohol, or loss of cardiac contraction, the neurons which maintain consciousness fail. The longer they go, the more permanent damage you suffer.

Why would anybody actively diminish their mental capacity? If you have no idea about the mechanism of your little maneuver, why would you do it to yourself?

2007-05-15 12:07:06

#14

Entertayner: Member; +826|7034

You're a crazy ass motherfucker.

2007-05-15 12:16:56

#15

robthemadman: Always blame it on the ping; +63|6799

Also... doing this fucks up your pulse, slowling down your heart.

My friend did it, the exact same thing, and he has had pains in his chest ever since, been like a week. He said his heart really fucking hurts from time to time. He's having to take some pills for it, apparently it could have been really bad. Don't do it

2007-05-15 12:29:05

#16

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7112

liquidat0r wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
Thanks for making North Carolina look educated
Actually, he's from London.

Also, who closed this and why? Re-opened.

I would imagine it was Kmarion, as he was the mod who posted before it was closed...

2007-05-15 12:34:22

#17

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7093|Washington, DC

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choking_game

Some dumbasses try doing this by jumping off a height with something around their necks. If you've ever learned how execution by hanging is done, you'll know what happens after the kids jump =/

2007-05-15 12:53:45

#18

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7112

Hurricane wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choking_game

Some dumbasses try doing this by jumping off a height with something around their necks. If you've ever learned how execution by hanging is done, you'll know what happens after the kids jump =/

Oh yeah, actually that reminds me of something. A friend of a friend killed himself like that. Apparently in the States, ( I dunno if this is common or not) but where he was from anyway rather than do drugs or whatever they would knock themselves out. Apparently they even do it alone, and he hung himself.

2007-05-15 13:03:52

#19

Ettercrab: Member; +11|7115|Finland

robthemadman wrote:
Also... doing this fucks up your pulse, slowling down your heart.

My friend did it, the exact same thing, and he has had pains in his chest ever since, been like a week. He said his heart really fucking hurts from time to time. He's having to take some pills for it, apparently it could have been really bad. Don't do it

I've done that too with friend of mine as a kids. We stopped when my dad told about friend of him who didn't wake up, luckily ambulance crew was able to save him though.

I think someone told its some kind of carbon dioxide poisoning that knocks you out... poisoning part doesn't sound too good.

2007-05-15 13:04:30

#20

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7064|132 and Bush

liquidat0r wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
Thanks for making North Carolina look educated
Actually, he's from London.

Also, who closed this and why? Re-opened.

I did... but as the title says "Knock yourself out".

Symptoms of mild cerebral hypoxia include inattentiveness, poor judgment, memory loss, and a decrease in motor coordination. Brain cells are extremely sensitive to oxygen deprivation and can begin to die within five minutes after oxygen supply has been cut off. When hypoxia lasts for longer periods of time, it can cause coma, seizures, and even brain death. In brain death, there is no measurable activity in the brain, although cardiovascular function is preserved. Life support is required for respiration.

Not exactly "very lol" IMHO.

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2007-05-16 03:22:35

#21

messmessmess17: CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK; +54|7016|london, enlgand

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
liquidat0r wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
Thanks for making North Carolina look educated
Actually, he's from London.

Also, who closed this and why? Re-opened.
I think, Im no wannabe mod so dont banhammer me, it was closed due to the sheer stupidity of telling people here including children about how to do something this retarded.

Just my opinion.

im only 16 lol

2007-05-16 03:33:17

#22

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7090|UK

meh,

as above

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