Bertster7
Confused Pothead
+1,101|7045|SE London

This one's pretty bad.



I'm sure I'll think of something worse though.
MetalMaiden
Girls>Boys
+80|7050|Hoosier Mama
The agony!

GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|7107

heggs wrote:

Every song by Fergie.
ugliest bitch in music
13rin
Member
+977|6942
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
mKmalfunction
Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.
+82|7003|The Lost Highway

paranoid101 wrote:

Anything by fucking NickelBack
Honestly... Why are these douche bags still putting records out?
topal63
. . .
+533|7182
You people have no taste in bad taste.

Now this song truly sucks (by comparison NickelBack's members are gods!).
Minnie Riperton - Lovin You.


What about this one?
Richard Harris - MacArthur Park


Is it possible to suck more?
Love is like oxygen


I think if you tried to listen to all 3 at the same time the suck would be so great that you might risk tearing the fabric of space-time open.

Last edited by topal63 (2007-05-16 10:27:57)

BeerzGod
Hooray Beer!
+94|7033|United States
Any song by any boy band.
Retalliation[1337]
Robin Hood ---> "u got arrownd"
+51|6938|Belgium
backstreet boys take the cherry on the cake every single fucking song they sung was gay....
topal63
. . .
+533|7182
More suck,
Lindsay Wagner as Bionic Woman sings "Feelings."


And more, how about some super duper country suck,
Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart.


I think I hate this song more than any other crappy sappy suck song I have ever heard,
Bob Carlisle - Butterfly Kisses.

Last edited by topal63 (2007-05-16 10:54:31)

Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|7148|West Yorkshire, U.K
Anything emo is shit
topal63
. . .
+533|7182
http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?ID=2120
“We Built This City” 24-Hour Marathon
Blender contributor Russ Heller sets a world record for sitting in a Best Buy for 24 hours while listening to the Worst Song Ever, Starship's 1985 hit, “We Built This City.” Inside - the transcript of his perilous journey.
wensleydale8
Member
+81|7233|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire

Bertster7 wrote:

This one's pretty bad.



I'm sure I'll think of something worse though.
That made me piss myself laughing because it is so crap and stupid
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
DrunkenResistance
beat mason
+13|6684|Bloomington, Indiana
that fuckin honky tonk budonkadonk shit.. I mean WTF!
Agent_Dung_Bomb
Member
+302|7199|Salt Lake City

Any Van Halen song that was sung by David Lee Roth.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7001|Long Island, New York
Photograph - Nickelback

LOOOOOOOK AT THIS PHOOTOOOOG---*BOOM HEADSHOT MOTHERFUCKER*
icecold2510
Member
+31|6757
Barbie Girl


Cowbell_Kevin
Member
+8|7007
I have absolutly NOTHING to hold anywhere close to all this crap.

Good job guys/gals.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7306|Alberta, Canada

Fergaliscous.

Fuck I can't even spell it.
Braddock
Agitator
+916|6754|Éire
Blue Da Bee Da Ba Da

Anything by The Venga Boys

Hyper Hyper by Scooter

anything by an Irish boy band

Anything that's entered into eurovision
The Stillhouse Kid
Licensed Televulcanologist
+126|7105|Deep In The South Of Texas

Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:

Any Van Halen song that was sung by David Lee Roth.
You have got to be kidding. Diamond Dave was the MAN! So what if they had bigger "hits" with Hagar, original VH > *
topal63
. . .
+533|7182

The Stillhouse Kid wrote:

Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:

Any Van Halen song that was sung by David Lee Roth.
You have got to be kidding. Diamond Dave was the MAN! So what if they had bigger "hits" with Hagar, original VH > *
Yeah, I think that a lot of original VH is rather good.

I am not sure that we all have a similar definition of suck. Of course you have to not like the song. But, I think it really has to suck. #1) It had to be hit - at one time people liked it but now they know it sucks. #2) The makers of the song had to put a lot of craftsmanship into the song - but it sucks anyways.

Last edited by topal63 (2007-05-16 15:47:56)

HURLEY
Ima Crunchatize you.
+170|7146|The Lou

heggs wrote:

Every song by Fergie.
yes.
Fredrik
i hate you all
+201|7112|Norway

The Stillhouse Kid wrote:

My Humps
Hell yeah!
Miller
IT'S MILLER TIME!
+271|7219|United States of America

topal63 wrote:

Does gayest count as worst?


Me thinks, this one is gayer than the one [above]; and therefore worse.
Holy fucking shit, that's some fucking scary shit. I was rofl the whole time!
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6753|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

topal63 wrote:

http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?ID=2120
“We Built This City” 24-Hour Marathon
Blender contributor Russ Heller sets a world record for sitting in a Best Buy for 24 hours while listening to the Worst Song Ever, Starship's 1985 hit, “We Built This City.” Inside - the transcript of his perilous journey.
SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME!


And yet, for some reason, I find it an addicting song to listen to...

EDIT: Why not add some reasoning, too?
  • Just look at the lead singer dancing. Look at it.
  • The little montage leading up to the finale for that verse (well, all of the montages, actually): Abe Lincoln's statue coming to life to say the words "ON ROCK AND ROLL!"
  • Is it just me, or does no one blink? At all. Damn, the female lead singer's freaky.
  • The general hairiness of it. Too much frizz for my liking, thank you very much.
  • The dramatic intro where the guy whips out his guitar in time to start his riff.
  • The inclusion of a traffic report.


I like whining.

Last edited by cowami (2007-05-16 17:40:06)

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