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2007-05-16 15:19:27

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Obiwan: Go Cards !!; +196|7157|The Ville

Well I thought I'd share a funny story. I recently tazed myself with a 400,000 volt tazer gun and it really sucked. My manager was like I bet you won't do it and I was like damnit now I have to do it. So I pressed it a couple of times and damn was I scared. I then got enough balls to put it to my arm and pressed the button and my arm was immediatly thrown away from it. luckily my shirt didn't catch on fire or anything lols. that has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever done. It didn't really hurt but the fact that I was scared shitless of me doing it was enough. the cops use 50,000 volts with a stronger current that they can control I think. I guess I'm prepared now lols. it also left two really big red dots on my arm heh

Has anyone else been tazed ?

2007-05-16 15:48:26

#2

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7243|Great Brown North

yup, it sucks

2007-05-16 16:07:34

#3

MrE`158: Member; +103|7086

That's a lot of voltage, but what kind of ampage does it deliver?

2007-05-16 16:10:42

#4

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|7102|Montreal, Qc, Canada

i'm sorr but you are rly stupid loool

2007-05-16 16:12:02

#5

Superslim: BF2s Frat Brother; +211|7155|Calgary

wonder if it would cure my back pain?????, did you piss your pants?

2007-05-16 16:12:58

#6

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7030|NYC / Hamburg

MrE`158 wrote:
That's a lot of voltage, but what kind of ampage does it deliver?

not a lot, otherwise a BBQ smell would be in the air

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2007-05-16 16:38:14

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Obiwan: Go Cards !!; +196|7157|The Ville

Superslim wrote:
wonder if it would cure my back pain?????, did you piss your pants?

I didn't piss my pants but come to think of it, it hurt after I did it. I made sure I used the restroom before I did it though lol. No idea on the ampage.

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2007-05-16 16:42:49

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Fenix14: scout rush kekeke ^___^; +116|7020|Brisbane, Aus

Another victim of Peer Pressure lol, that musta hurt.

2007-05-16 16:42:59

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Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|7169

Duh....

2007-05-16 16:46:34

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insanchef711: Member; +6|6938|Indiana USA

try it on your balls next time

2007-05-16 16:53:44

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Obiwan: Go Cards !!; +196|7157|The Ville

I wanted to hold it on there longer but I only got to hold it on for less than one second. Your body automatically backs away from it. Could you imagine being tazed by one of those things that stick in you ? Now that would be a lot worse than what I did to myself. I do admit that it was extremely retarded.

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2007-05-16 16:55:31

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Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7219|United States of America

I've done it to myself too... Lol, I did it a few times actually...

2007-05-16 16:56:51

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Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7237|Noizyland

Dude please tell me that there was some kind of wager involved, as in some kind of reward? At least say you got to taser your manager back.
If not man, I'm striking you off my Will.

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2007-05-16 16:57:19

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Obiwan: Go Cards !!; +196|7157|The Ville

Miller wrote:
I've done it to myself too... Lol, I did it a few times actually...

How many volts ? another guy at work as one that is 900,000 volts and I'm not going to try that one. hahahaha

No wager just pure stupidity. I was going to try to do it to another worker but he immediatly grabbed it from me

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2007-05-16 16:58:27

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Schwarzelungen: drunklenglungen; +133|6759|Bloomington Indiana

i had my nipple tazed once....
go college + booze + having a paranoid friend girl with a tazer in her purse.

wasnt bad, felt like someone held a match to it for the next few hours though.

now getting flashbanged is a blast i hear. (my friend was tear gassed and flashbanged on the same day during the bobby knight riots at IU)

2007-05-16 17:09:00

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heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6851|New York

60 milliamps is fatal for a couple second duration. that's right, 0.06 amps will kill you. Keep in mind that voltage and amperage are inverse to one another (V=IR anyone?). So 900,000 volts doesn't kill you(because of the low amperage), but it'll fuck you up real bad.

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2007-05-16 17:12:57

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herrr_smity: Member; +156|7091|space command ur anus

i tazed myself withe 230 volts once, it was an accident

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2007-05-16 17:15:17

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Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7093|Washington, DC

Tazers kick ass. I'd buy one.

2007-05-16 20:19:16

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CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|7033|Portland, OR, USA

I don't know how many volts one of those shock pens puts out, but they sure hurt like hell....

2007-05-16 20:31:27

#20

Smithereener: Member; +138|6779|California

CommieChipmunk wrote:
I don't know how many volts one of those shock pens puts out, but they sure hurt like hell....

Are they really electrical shocks or just rapidly vibrating pieces of plastic/metal? Cause my friend had a trick flashlight where the button you'd think turns it on "shocks" you, but we figured it wasn't an actual electrical shock.

2007-05-16 21:11:17

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CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|7033|Portland, OR, USA

Smithereener wrote:
CommieChipmunk wrote:
I don't know how many volts one of those shock pens puts out, but they sure hurt like hell....
Are they really electrical shocks or just rapidly vibrating pieces of plastic/metal? Cause my friend had a trick flashlight where the button you'd think turns it on "shocks" you, but we figured it wasn't an actual electrical shock.

No I'm sure they're shocks, if you put it in certain places on your hand it'll lock your fingers into certain positions, it's kinda weird.

2007-05-16 21:13:14

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Ganko_06: Laughter with an S; +167|7108|Camoran's Paradise

I used to turn disposable cameras into 'mini-tazers' on church trips.

2007-05-16 21:13:42

#23

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,077|7235|PNW

For anyone who doesn't understand basic electronics:

http://www.science-ebooks.com/electroni … ntents.htm

I keep promising myself that I'll round up my two years of two-to-six-hours-per-day notes on the subject and digitize them, but I've never gotten around to it. My writing is horrid.

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2007-05-16 23:39:20

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oChaos.Haze: Member; +90|6901

Haha, in college, my buddy used to go around the dorms and put the taser on doorhandles, and then call the people inside to come over. When they grabbed the handle, ZAP!!!

Happened to me twice. Weirdest sensation I have ever felt. It sucks so bad when all you want to do is let go of something, yet are unable to do so, haha.

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2007-05-17 01:05:12

#25

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7040|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

heggs wrote:
60 milliamps is fatal for a couple second duration. that's right, 0.06 amps will kill you. Keep in mind that voltage and amperage are inverse to one another (V=IR anyone?). So 900,000 volts doesn't kill you(because of the low amperage), but it'll fuck you up real bad.

Humm i don't even think that the amperage is low in tazer...From what ive heard its only volts and no amp at all...so no risk to kill the dude...but he wont be fucking with you for long!

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