Dersmikner
Member
+147|6945|Texas
So here you are, 40, very well off financially, slightly above average looks, with a slightly below average looking wife who spends a well above average amount of your money on shit that you find useless, and a smoking ass hot, 10 years your junior chick with perky C tits and a Master lock tight ass outright asks you to ride her, and you have a choice; Be "that guy" and nail her tight ass to the wall and have a great time, or be a "decent guy" and go home and tag your overweight wife.

I'm about to fuck the wife and think about the hottie who quite literally asked for it.

My life sucks.

Don't turn 40 if you can help it.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7102

Divorce is your friend Sure you'll have to split everything in half, but you'll recover your losses while she's looking for a job
Cerpin_Taxt
Member
+155|6650


Awesome post.
InfectiousShadow
BF2S Resident Bass Player
+45|6879|Washington State, USA

mtb0minime wrote:

Divorce is your friend Sure you'll have to split everything in half, but you'll recover your losses while she's looking for a job
If she ever finds a job...
theelviscerator
Member
+19|6736
maybe she just wants to give you the clap, ( the hottie).

You have no idea the trouble that little side step could cause you.

Or maybe you do, thats why you arent bothering.   :  )
Deadmonkiefart
Floccinaucinihilipilificator
+177|7153
Well, if you really loved her this would not be a problem, but if you don't, then get a divorce.
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|7017|Portland, OR, USA

Dersmikner wrote:

So here you are, 40, very well off financially, slightly above average looks, with a slightly below average looking wife who spends a well above average amount of your money on shit that you find useless, and a smoking ass hot, 10 years your junior chick with perky C tits and a Master lock tight ass outright asks you to ride her, and you have a choice; Be "that guy" and nail her tight ass to the wall and have a great time, or be a "decent guy" and go home and tag your overweight wife.

I'm about to fuck the wife and think about the hottie who quite literally asked for it.

My life sucks.

Don't turn 40 if you can help it.
They may suck, but they keep you from looking like a complete asshole.

I have a neighbor who is roughly 40, and has a 10 year old kid.  While his wife was away on a business trip (they're kinda going through a hard time), he brought home is 28 year old girlfriend and introduced her... and her two kids... to their 10 year old kid who was pretty much oblivious to his parents serious marital problems.  He's just a tad fucked up at the moment...
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6927|Somewhere else

CommieChipmunk wrote:

I have a neighbor who is roughly 40, and has a 10 year old kid.  While his wife was away on a business trip (they're kinda going through a hard time), he brought home is 28 year old girlfriend and introduced her... and her two kids... to their 10 year old kid who was pretty much oblivious to his parents serious marital problems.  He's just a tad fucked up at the moment...
That's fucked up!  What an asshole.

But to the OP.  That's a part of the commitment of marriage, the possibilty that the one you thought was right might end up being a burden, a bore,  and undesirable.

Railing this little number might sound like a good time, but the consequences are not worth the best piece of ass in the world.

Yep, you'll be the asshole, the divorce proceedings may very well sway off your side because of it.

What I'd do in this situation is try to subtly talk to your wife about you dislikes about the marriage, and if you don't want to, the marriage already sounds over anyway.

In that case,  figure out what the little hottie wants.  a nice ram job, or a relationship.   Either way, if you go through divorce, the hottie is fair game and give her a slap on the ass for me when you give it to her good and proper.

I'd say turning 40 isn't the problem.  Getting married is.  marriage? no thanks.
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|7091
dont feel bad, its male nature to spread and spread.
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6892|The Land of Scott Walker

Dersmikner wrote:

So here you are, 40, very well off financially, slightly above average looks, with a slightly below average looking wife who spends a well above average amount of your money on shit that you find useless, and a smoking ass hot, 10 years your junior chick with perky C tits and a Master lock tight ass outright asks you to ride her, and you have a choice; Be "that guy" and nail her tight ass to the wall and have a great time, or be a "decent guy" and go home and tag your overweight wife.

I'm about to fuck the wife and think about the hottie who quite literally asked for it.

My life sucks.

Don't turn 40 if you can help it.
You made the right choice.  As others said the consequences aren't worth it.  You're fortunate to be very well off so at the very least you have that.  You may also have a wife who loves you, even if she's taken on some weight.  If don't love her because of that, do her a favor and divorce her.  Just remember, the hotties won't come calling forever and in the end love lasts much longer than looks.  Don't be a jerk and learn to connect with your wife without thinking about someone else.

Last edited by Stingray24 (2007-05-16 20:16:12)

ATG
Banned
+5,233|6976|Global Command
Close your eyes and remember the offer as your bangin' the wife.

Or a larger issue, why does this kind of stuff hapen more often after you get married?
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7209

Here is a lesson kids.  Don't get married.  Some chick will always want to be banged somewhere.  Sometime they are hot, and sometimes they are fat...just like wives. 

Bang away young lads, bang away.
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7213|Cambridge (UK)

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

dont feel bad, its male nature to spread and spread.
Indeed. And female nature to monogamous (sp?). God's a bastards.
Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|7086|Montreal, Qc, Canada
remember what your wife dont know will never hurt her .....

Last edited by Andoura (2007-05-16 20:18:07)

Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6892|The Land of Scott Walker
Here's the other lesson.  Get married to a woman who will love you no matter what.  It's far more rewarding than feeling like a man for one night with a hottie and being lonely the rest of the week.  Sooner or later the hotties stop showing up and all you'll be is lonely.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7209

Stingray24 wrote:

Sooner or later the hotties stop showing up and all you'll be is lonely.
..or lonely and broke when she divorces your ass.  Stats don't lie my dear.
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6892|The Land of Scott Walker
The stats would go down if people would work on their relationships instead of bailing when things aren't perfect.
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6989|Texas - Bigger than France
Move to Utah??
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,073|7219|PNW

Dersmikner wrote:

So here you are, 40, very well off financially, slightly above average looks, with a slightly below average looking wife who spends a well above average amount of your money on shit that you find useless, and a smoking ass hot, 10 years your junior chick with perky C tits and a Master lock tight ass outright asks you to ride her, and you have a choice; Be "that guy" and nail her tight ass to the wall and have a great time, or be a "decent guy" and go home and tag your overweight wife.

I'm about to fuck the wife and think about the hottie who quite literally asked for it.

My life sucks.

Don't turn 40 if you can help it.
Classic scenario. Divorce the old wife, marry the girl, have a kid with the girl, girl divorces your fat old ass and steals most of your money...or arranges for your untimely departure and gets it all.
Superslim
BF2s Frat Brother
+211|7139|Calgary

Dersmikner wrote:

So here you are, 40, very well off financially, slightly above average looks, with a slightly below average looking wife who spends a well above average amount of your money on shit that you find useless, and a smoking ass hot, 10 years your junior chick with perky C tits and a Master lock tight ass outright asks you to ride her, and you have a choice; Be "that guy" and nail her tight ass to the wall and have a great time, or be a "decent guy" and go home and tag your overweight wife.

I'm about to fuck the wife and think about the hottie who quite literally asked for it.

My life sucks.

Don't turn 40 if you can help it.
Fuck...I'm in the same boat as you......What to do!?!?!?!?!
devildogfo
Member
+32|6770|Camp Lejeune
hang in, be strong. these temptations are normal. life=struggle. you just have to make the best of what you have, and remind yourself exactly how much you DO have.
fadedsteve
GOP Sympathizer
+266|6938|Menlo Park, CA
Marriage is a tough issue. . .

On the one hand its nice to have kids and a companion. . .

The other, is being a successful business man with no where to put that successful cock!!!  A fat wife?? Umm no!!  A hottie who is ten years younger than you, who wants to be banged?? AMEN! But that is dream world guys, once you get married its all over!! You either want to be a lone ranger or you dont! You dont get married and then become the lone ranger!!! Thats just a bad decision. . . .

If your wife is a cunt, divorce her and move on! If she is really a nice person inside and out, stay the course, and just beat off!! Cause you sure as hell dont want your kids thinking your a world class prick just cause you wanted to get your dick wet!!
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6989|Texas - Bigger than France
Well, maybe I need to cheer you up some more:

1) Utah option
2) Someone out there is probably thinking the same about your wife
3) Perhaps that someone is a women and it's threesome time
4) and at least it was a hot young LADY and not a man
5) Plus you got laid.
The#1Spot
Member
+105|6987|byah
Heres a good one. Get her drunk and have her sign a waiver stating that if a divorce ever occurs she cant take anything under your name.
SgtHeihn
Should have ducked
+394|6934|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)
Well if your away at work earning money, she is fucking around on you, PRE-NUPS are your friend!! Then you can fuck the little tight body with no regrets!!

Edit: The guy who brought home his GF to meet his kids while his wife was away is fucked up! He will learn that the hard way with shrink bills!

Last edited by SgtHeihn (2007-05-16 22:31:00)

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