Dersmikner wrote:

So here you are, 40, very well off financially, slightly above average looks, with a slightly below average looking wife who spends a well above average amount of your money on shit that you find useless, and a smoking ass hot, 10 years your junior chick with perky C tits and a Master lock tight ass outright asks you to ride her, and you have a choice; Be "that guy" and nail her tight ass to the wall and have a great time, or be a "decent guy" and go home and tag your overweight wife.

I'm about to fuck the wife and think about the hottie who quite literally asked for it.

My life sucks.

Don't turn 40 if you can help it.
Damn, that's a hard row to hoe, but if it makes you feel better at all you've reminded me how good I have it relationship-wise.

And that's Mister Bastard, thank you very much.