Poll

Do you consider "Mormons" Christians?

Yes29%29% - 50
No47%47% - 82
What the hell is a Mormon?23%23% - 40
Total: 172
weamo8
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topal63 wrote:

weamo8 wrote:

topal63 wrote:

We all will be Mormons in the end!   It is just a matter of time & by proxy.

http://www.techgnosis.com/chunkshow-sin … 1839-0.txt
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lol... one of the wealthiest churches on earth owning thousands of huge buildings including a few sky-scrapers, and we hide our goods in "catacombs" in the middle of the desert.

We have horns too.
Double LOL, I didn't even know you are a Mormon and I don't care. All I did was state a fact and poke a little fun at the idea of baptism by proxy (baptism of the dead).

By the way it's the Jews, historically speaking, that have been accused of "having horns."

Also, it is not hidden away... else I would not know where it resides. It is more a fortress than something hidden away. I wouldn't be surprised if it could almost withstand the direct impact of a nuclear missile.

I have read several books related to religion and comparative religion (that includes the comparison and details of Mormonism, so I am not unfamiliar with its history or practices).

In addition, this recently aired PBS documentary, I watched, was fairly well balanced:
http://www.pbs.org/mormons/
"A four-hour exploration into the richness, the complexities and the controversies of the Mormons' story as told through interviews with members of the church, leading writers and historians, and supporters and critics of the Mormon faith." (American Experience - Frontline)

It presented the idea of Joseph Smith overcoming 2 things:
1.) Mormonism as a continuance of the concept: conquering death (mirroring Jesus in form) in so much as that idea/concept being extended to the Family (overcoming the loss of family).

2.) Overcoming the land itself. That Mormonism is a part of Americana, American History, and is a success story - in terms of the diversity of what the American Experience is/can be.

The full documentary is viewable online:
http://www.pbs.org/mormons/view/
Fairly well balanced?

It was like watching 4 hour documentary on Cathlics that spent 3 of the 4 hours talking about the Crusades and molesting priests.  It was good, but I didnt find it particularly "fairly well balanced."  Almost everything was taken out of context because of time constraints, and the fact that it is still a show based on entertainment value.

To Ken Jennings: Most Mormons believe in the divine translation.
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
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If I understand correctly, Mormons believe Jesus is a created being, not God.  Therefore, I would not consider them part of mainstream Christianity.  I don't have access to my books at home on the various religions to say for certain.  Those who are/were Mormons feel free to correct me.
weamo8
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Stingray24 wrote:

If I understand correctly, Mormons believe Jesus is a created being, not God.  Therefore, I would not consider them part of mainstream Christianity.  I don't have access to my books at home on the various religions to say for certain.  Those who are/were Mormons feel free to correct me.
Jesus Christ is God.
agent146
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well i guess they are nice people. i remember had a couple of mormons living next door to me before and they always video taped me riding my bike....when i was little kid.
weamo8
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topal63 wrote:

weamo8 wrote:

topal63 wrote:


Double LOL, I didn't even know you are a Mormon and I don't care. All I did was state a fact and poke a little fun at the idea of baptism by proxy (baptism of the dead).

By the way it's the Jews, historically speaking, that have been accused of "having horns."

Also, it is not hidden away... else I would not know where it resides. It is more a fortress than something hidden away. I wouldn't be surprised if it could almost withstand the direct impact of a nuclear missile.

I have read several books related to religion and comparative religion (that includes the comparison and details of Mormonism, so I am not unfamiliar with its history or practices).

In addition, this recently aired PBS documentary, I watched, was fairly well balanced:
http://www.pbs.org/mormons/
"A four-hour exploration into the richness, the complexities and the controversies of the Mormons' story as told through interviews with members of the church, leading writers and historians, and supporters and critics of the Mormon faith." (American Experience - Frontline)

It presented the idea of Joseph Smith overcoming 2 things:
1.) Mormonism as a continuance of the concept: conquering death (mirroring Jesus in form) in so much as that idea/concept being extended to the Family (overcoming the loss of family).

2.) Overcoming the land itself. That Mormonism is a part of Americana, American History, and is a success story - in terms of the diversity of what the American Experience is/can be.

The full documentary is viewable online:
http://www.pbs.org/mormons/view/
Fairly well balanced?

It was like watching 4 hour documentary on Catholics that spent 3 of the 4 hours talking about the Crusades and molesting priests.  It was good, but I didn't find it particularly "fairly well balanced."  Almost everything was taken out of context because of time constraints, and the fact that it is still a show based on entertainment value.

To Ken Jennings: Most Mormons believe in the divine translation.
Obviously the only thing you could consider well-balanced is a one-sided opinion, and that would be a devotional one-sided opinion.

They painted a picture of an American success story. You must be blind. I have seen far more negative documentaries and read far more negative opinions (about Joseph Smith & Mormonism) then the one presented in this documentary.
You assume too much.  If you knew more about the History of Mormonism you would know how far out of context most things in that documentary were.  They did paint Mormonism as an "American success story," and I already said I did like the documentary.  However, they did focus most of their time on the controversial aspects of the Church.  I expected them too.  Almost 40 minutes on the "Mountain Meadows Massacre?"  I'm surprised that they didnt use another hour talking about how Ted Bundy was once a member of the Church.

You think I would consider a "one-sided opinion" "fairly well balanced."  I find it interesting you think I am that stupid.

For what it is worth, I have probably read 10 times as much "Anti-Mormon" material as anyone else in this forum, and I am not a member of the church because my mommy and daddy told me I should be.

I was an athiest for quite some time.
Doctor Strangelove
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They are Christian but they are waaaaaaaaaaay out there.
confused
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I null voted.

As someone else stated the name in TV ads is Church of Jesus Christ.  But to consider them christians, they would have to believe Jesus is the son of God, not a prophet or golem.

For wacky religions, I'd forward Jehovah's Witnesses and Seventh Day Adventists.
KEN-JENNINGS
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confused wrote:

I null voted.

As someone else stated the name in TV ads is Church of Jesus Christ.  But to consider them christians, they would have to believe Jesus is the son of God, not a prophet or golem.

For wacky religions, I'd forward Jehovah's Witnesses and Seventh Day Adventists.
I actually talk to a JW about once a week.  He stopped by one day, and I figured I would give him some time to explain himself and the religion to me.  After he left the first time, I remember thinking to myself that most of the information I had heard about Jehovah's seemed to be off base.  He actually stopped by again today and I had a nice chat with him.  He knows that I am atheist and I know he is JW and it does not stop us from talking about our respective worldviews.  I enjoy very much talking to him and listening to him explain his view of the world from his own religious experience (although I have to disagree with his biblical 'proof' of the existence of God).

Weamo8 - You are a converted Mormon?  What was the appeal of the LDS church as opposed to any others?  I am truly interested, seeing as this (LDS Church) is the newest mainstream Christian religion (less than 200 years old).  I wonder how they convince you that Joseph Smith truly was intrepreting the word of God through manifestations.

As far as Seventh Day Adventists, yeah Ellen White was a complete nutjob.  Much like I view Joseph Smith.
weamo8
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

confused wrote:

I null voted.

As someone else stated the name in TV ads is Church of Jesus Christ.  But to consider them christians, they would have to believe Jesus is the son of God, not a prophet or golem.

For wacky religions, I'd forward Jehovah's Witnesses and Seventh Day Adventists.
I actually talk to a JW about once a week.  He stopped by one day, and I figured I would give him some time to explain himself and the religion to me.  After he left the first time, I remember thinking to myself that most of the information I had heard about Jehovah's seemed to be off base.  He actually stopped by again today and I had a nice chat with him.  He knows that I am atheist and I know he is JW and it does not stop us from talking about our respective worldviews.  I enjoy very much talking to him and listening to him explain his view of the world from his own religious experience (although I have to disagree with his biblical 'proof' of the existence of God).

Weamo8 - You are a converted Mormon?  What was the appeal of the LDS church as opposed to any others?  I am truly interested, seeing as this (LDS Church) is the newest mainstream Christian religion (less than 200 years old).  I wonder how they convince you that Joseph Smith truly was intrepreting the word of God through manifestations.

As far as Seventh Day Adventists, yeah Ellen White was a complete nutjob.  Much like I view Joseph Smith.
Interestingly, I talked to a JW last week too.  I was trimming around my yard and saw two missionaries walking by.  I went over and offered them a drink (non-alchoholic).  I talked to them for quite some time.  Incredibly nice people.  I think, as a Mormon, I have become much more empathetic to misunderstood religions.  Those two missionaries seemed about as Christian as it gets.

Ken: One of the things that has always impressed me about Mormons is that they dont tell you to just believe them.  They always push the fact that it is up to you, and that you have to have a personal testimony or you will not do what is right for the right reasons.

Mormons believe that Jesus Christ lives and you have to develop a personal relationship with him.  If you believe in God, wouldnt he be the best source to find the truth?

At a low point in my life, I started out by praying to God to ask if there was a God.  When I did this I felt a very strange/good feeling that I had never felt before.  Maybe I felt God's influence, or maybe my body released some chemical that it never had before, and never has since.  Regardless, it was more than enough to keep me willing to explore the idea.

That is how it all started anyways.  I dont want to go into it too much further, because many of the reasons I am a Christian are from experiences I have never told another person... not even my wife or parents.  I am certainly not going to go over them with a bunch of chuckle-headed strangers.  Dont cast your pearls before swine right? (just kidding).

Anyways, why Mormonism?  It is the only Christian religion that makes sense to me.  The doctrine is very deep, and very logical.  It is the only religion I have ever encountered that has a clear reason for why we are here and what our purpose is.  It is the only religion that accounts for every human being on earth.  (I still wonder how other Christians account for Baptisms for the dead.  I guess they just gloss over that part of the Bible.)  It is the only religion I have ever encountered that has logical explanations for why bad things happen to good people.  I would like to know how other religions explain how God didnt create evil.  Where did Satan come from.  How is it fair that we were created imperfect by God, yet God holds that against us and sends us to hell?  I would like another religion to explain that to me.  Mormonism is truly the only form of Christianity that will ever make sense to me.

There are some miraculous experiences of Joseph Smith and others that seem hard to swallow in todays world, but they all seem quite tame compared to some of the miracles of the Bible and such.  Joseph Smith suffered and lost everything in his life over and over for what he believed.  He even had some of his children killed over it.  He was constantly thrown in prison, and, in the end was murdered for what he said he saw.  He was either a prophet, or a nutcase to be sure.

Joseph Smith had two other witnesses to the translation of the Book of Mormon.  Both had huge fallings out with Joseph Smith, and both left the Church cursing his name.  Neither ever denied the Book of Mormon.  In fact, one, at the end of his life traveled accross the country to get rebaptized into the Church.  He was rebaptized but died shortly after.  The other took legal action against someone who suggested that he had denied the Book of Mormon.  I have always wondered why, if it isnt true... why didnt they deny it and crush Joseph Smith.  They could have so easily, and they had such good motivation to do so.

This e-mail is long, and is turning into gibberish.  I am not trying to convert you Ken, I am simply answering your question.  The reason I believe in God is nothing I could ever explain in words.  That is the simple brilliance of faith.  Faith seems completely ridiculous, and like a total copp-out unless you experience it.  You can only understand the power of Faith if you experience it, because logically, it is bunk.

Humans are an anomaly.  Some believe in magical mutations, others believe in a magical God.  From the experiences of my life, I have had too many experiences with a magical God to ever deny Christ.

I know that in posting this I am opening myself to ridicule, but I honestly dont care.  I have no shame in what I believe.  I am grateful for what I know and the things I have experienced.

In short Ken, I really dont know how to answer your question.
Bertster7
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

As far as Seventh Day Adventists, yeah Ellen White was a complete nutjob.  Much like I view Joseph Smith.
I don't think Joseph Smith was a nutjob. I think he knew exactly what he was doing. He cleverly crafted a religion out of nothing, and he must've been a very charismatic guy. It is very clever the way he manipulated people by appealling to all the things they wanted from religion, including giving them an America that was integral to the religion, whilst staying close to the existing Christian ideals they already embraced.

I think he was very shrewd. A complete cunt, but certainly no nutjob.
Major_Spittle
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Major_Spittle wrote:

but even stupid people can do good things and be nice..... take CameronPoe for example;0
And you are the essence of intelligence Spittle.
I get that a lot, kinda like you and penis.
Ryan
Member
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Shut up, I'm a fuckin' Mormon.

Just kidding
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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Major_Spittle wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Major_Spittle wrote:

but even stupid people can do good things and be nice..... take CameronPoe for example;0
And you are the essence of intelligence Spittle.
I get that a lot, kinda like you and penis.
You receive penis a lot?  You learn something new everyday.

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Major_Spittle
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Major_Spittle wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:


And you are the essence of intelligence Spittle.
I get that a lot, kinda like you and penis.
You receive penis a lot?  You learn something new everyday.
Ouch, snappy comeback.  I quit.
Ratzinger
Member
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Hitler was posthumously baptized as a Mormon.
Ah hah ha ha ha stop it, you're hurting me!

Where did you get this from? Its almost as believeable as Mormonism, in the sense of COMPLETELY FUCKIN WHACKO! How do you "posthumously baptise" someone, and how would it have any more meaning than any other "holy immersion"?

Seriously, we're just monkeys with cars...start evolving people or this species is GONE!
unnamednewbie13
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weamo8 wrote:

Please answer the question before you consult wikipedia or something.

I am just curious what you all think.
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

Ratzinger wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Hitler was posthumously baptized as a Mormon.
Ah hah ha ha ha stop it, you're hurting me!

Where did you get this from? Its almost as believeable as Mormonism, in the sense of COMPLETELY FUCKIN WHACKO! How do you "posthumously baptise" someone, and how would it have any more meaning than any other "holy immersion"?

Seriously, we're just monkeys with cars...start evolving people or this species is GONE!
YEAH LETS ALL EVOLVE INTO A SPECIES THAT USES CAPS TO EMPHASIZE POINTS! YEAH! YEAH!

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2007-05-17 17:22:15)

topal63
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

weamo8 wrote:

Please answer the question before you consult wikipedia or something.

I am just curious what you all think.
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

Ratzinger wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Hitler was posthumously baptized as a Mormon.
Ah hah ha ha ha stop it, you're hurting me!

Where did you get this from? Its almost as believeable as Mormonism, in the sense of COMPLETELY FUCKIN WHACKO! How do you "posthumously baptise" someone, and how would it have any more meaning than any other "holy immersion"?

Seriously, we're just monkeys with cars...start evolving people or this species is GONE!
YEAH LETS ALL EVOLVE INTO A SPECIES THAT USES CAPS TO EMPHASIZE POINTS! YEAH! YEAH!
Sure and yet fuck that... There isn't a serious misuse of the semicolon in your post. Please, let me uncorrect it.

YEAH; LET'S ALL EVOLVE INTO A SPECIES; THAT USES CAPS; TO EMPHASIZE POINTS; YEAH! YEAH!

Now I find that rather appealing, and that's the FACT Jack!
HeavyMetalDave
Metal Godz
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"How do you stop this damned thing!" - Ash, Evil Dead 2
topal63
. . .
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HeavyMetalDave wrote:

"How do you stop this damned thing!" - Ash, Evil Dead 2
What? The thread? Mormonism, Religion, posting, nonsense?

P.S. Nice Axe! (I was going to make a guitar sound with my mouth, but couldn't think of how to type it out?)

Last edited by topal63 (2007-05-17 18:16:31)

_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
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It's like a pizza you didn't order delivery Christian or something.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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topal63 wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

weamo8 wrote:

Please answer the question before you consult wikipedia or something.

I am just curious what you all think.
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

Ratzinger wrote:


Ah hah ha ha ha stop it, you're hurting me!

Where did you get this from? Its almost as believeable as Mormonism, in the sense of COMPLETELY FUCKIN WHACKO! How do you "posthumously baptise" someone, and how would it have any more meaning than any other "holy immersion"?

Seriously, we're just monkeys with cars...start evolving people or this species is GONE!
YEAH LETS ALL EVOLVE INTO A SPECIES THAT USES CAPS TO EMPHASIZE POINTS! YEAH! YEAH!
Sure and yet fuck that... There isn't a serious misuse of the semicolon in your post. Please, let me uncorrect it.

YEAH; LET'S ALL EVOLVE INTO A SPECIES; THAT USES CAPS; TO EMPHASIZE POINTS; YEAH! YEAH!

Now I find that rather appealing, and that's the FACT Jack!
DONT FORGET; THE ONOMATOPOEIA; MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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weamo8 wrote:

lol... one of the wealthiest churches on earth owning thousands of huge buildings including a few sky-scrapers, and we hide our goods in "catacombs" in the middle of the desert.
You left out our particle accelerator and private space program.

Uh, oh...(watches the thread turn into a YES, I'M ALSO A MORMON coming-out party).

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2007-05-17 18:49:37)

oug
Calmer than you are.
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Mekstizzle wrote:

The Getaway wrote:

Mormons? You know, Mormons. Them bible bashers going around telling you Jesus is a fucking yank.
ROFL

yeah, I guess they are
ƒ³
GunSlinger OIF II
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jesus was a haji
ATG
Banned
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Cougar wrote:

ATG wrote:

Yes.
I'm a reformed Mormon, been to the Temple and did the Baptism for the Dead.
....................no.   

WTF?
I was born in Utah.
heh, not only WAS I a Mormon, but I'm the son of a polygamist!!!
My grandfather, Albert edmund Barlow was grandson of  Israel Barlow, one of Joseph Smiths personal bodyguards.

You...really...wouldn't belieeve me if I told you how many brothers and sisters I have...LOL!


Albert E. Barlow with three of his wives ( my dad is first row second from left ) just before he spent a total of seven years in prison for the foolishness of practicing his religion.
https://content.lib.utah.edu/cgi-bin/showfile.exe?CISOROOT=/USHS_Class&CISOPTR=533


I have always been an agnostic. I have never bought wholly into religion. I am the eldest son of a Utah Polygamist.

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