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2007-05-19 17:06:19
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6993|Global Command
Now that Falwell has expired, and may he enjoy queer-stomping in heaven, I thought he best to herald  The Next Right Wing Super Hero:

Through rigorous training, 76 year old Pat Robertson has developed enough strength to leg press 2000 pounds.  Don't forget to check out his "age-defying protein shake" on the same page.

link: http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/shake.aspx

Last edited by ATG (2007-05-19 17:06:40)

2007-05-19 17:11:18
Smithereener
Member
+138|6779|California
Holy shit he leg pressed a ton?! Damn. Most I've ever done is like 420.
2007-05-19 17:13:52
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6993|Global Command
Yup, a skinny 65+ year old white dude can talk to Jebus and leg press 2k pounds.
Yup.
2007-05-19 17:16:27
Special_ops_3
Dolphin Diver
+37|6972|The Sky
Jesus...
2007-05-19 17:17:09
Smithereener
Member
+138|6779|California
Of course, it's his miraculous, God-endowed powers. And his protein shake.
2007-05-19 17:17:45
herrr_smity
Member
+156|7091|space command ur anus
age defying protein shake=steroids
2007-05-19 18:13:14
Drakef
Cheeseburger Logicist
+117|6825|Vancouver
It's lucky that he cannot enter my city (Vancouver is like kryptonite to right wingers), or else I would fear for my life.
2007-05-19 19:34:38
specops10-4
Member
+108|7207|In the hills
I take an age-defying "drink".  My dad tells me it will make me happy, but he always pokes me in the eye.

Edit: damn im bored...

Last edited by specops10-4 (2007-05-19 19:35:00)

2007-05-19 19:35:39
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7307|Alberta, Canada

Where can I get me one of 'dem drinks!?
2007-05-19 22:51:11
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7238|Noizyland

Harvey Birdman is my favourite Right-Wing superhero.
Fictitious of course, but by the sounds of it so is Pat Robertson.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
2007-05-20 03:11:35
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7220|Scotland

Wow. Sad.

 

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