Windrider_Melb
Pwned so often there's an IPO.
+29|6772|Melbourne, Australia
Oh dear. I thought he was writing satire. Didn't think he was being serious.

But what he said did explain a lot to me about how particular players manage to do certain things.

\\'
BF2Craglyeye
Member
+72|6939|Australia
My intial impression was that he was just taking the piss.

There is however some funny shit being said in here.


Nyte I will however stick to my own play style, thanks all the same.
ozzie_johnson
Member
+98|6925|Penrith, N.S.W, Australia
macro=noobs!!!!
AllmightyOz
Member
+50|6753|United States - Ohio
thats terrible squad advice dude. One should always listen to what others have to say on VOIP (if it pertains to BF2 and the battle at hand) knowing some dumbass is using a flashbang can be helpful, or sayin that there are guys around a corner, guys down an alley, location of anything, battleplan, etc. TERRIBLE ADVICE. PLAY WITH ME IF U WANT TO GET A GOOD TEAM GAME GOING!
Sir Killa4live
Member
+12|6914

Nyte wrote:

This is just a rehash of older posts.
Complete bulsshit blbla bla.
Try that at me and other High ranking officers or if i see you doing it, u will get revenge.
Who's first in jet/heli whatever gets it, period!
If u tk him and i see it u will be blacklisted and chased throughout the server until apologise to the person, is that very clear?!
cohen1976
Member
+14|7034
never used a macro for my TV missles, and u jsut bet il hit u!!

for beginers? yea n00b stuf
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7005|The Hague, Netherlands

nyte wrote:

3) If another kid gets in, TK him with M95.
that point just sucks big time, dude
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png
BVC
Member
+325|6962

Nyte wrote:

This is just a rehash of older posts.

How to get amazing at TV guided missiles, the MACRO way:
1) Get a Logitech G15.
2) Map one of your keyboard keys to helicopter "shoot".
3) Map another one of your keyboard keys to "alternate fire".
3) Map a G key to the following sequence:
    F2, alternate fire key, shoot shoot shoot shoot (just record "shoot" for roughly 4 seconds), F1
4) So anytime you are solo choppering, just hit the G key and aim with your mouse.  When you destroy your target, the macro will switch you back into the pilot seat.
5) The beauty of this macro setup is that it will also work if you are in the gunner position with a pilot, the F2 and F1 commands will have no effect.


How to dolphin-dive/bunny-hop forever, the MACRO way:
1) Get a Logitech G15.
2) Map a G key to the following sequence:
    Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone, (repeat the sequence Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone for as long as you want).
3) When in doubt, tap this G key and you will be doing the Volx dance for the next X amount of seconds.  Downside is that you can't stop it.
4) You can get creative with this and do the following (which I do in 1on1 hot situations where I have a pistol and the enemy has a DAO-12 etc):
    Prone, Crouch, Prone, Crouch, Prone, Crouch etc (I currently have this setup for 5 second intervals).
Macros are CHEATING.
ZCor3x
Member
+46|6837|Pennsylvania

Pubic wrote:

Nyte wrote:

This is just a rehash of older posts.

How to get amazing at TV guided missiles, the MACRO way:
1) Get a Logitech G15.
2) Map one of your keyboard keys to helicopter "shoot".
3) Map another one of your keyboard keys to "alternate fire".
3) Map a G key to the following sequence:
    F2, alternate fire key, shoot shoot shoot shoot (just record "shoot" for roughly 4 seconds), F1
4) So anytime you are solo choppering, just hit the G key and aim with your mouse.  When you destroy your target, the macro will switch you back into the pilot seat.
5) The beauty of this macro setup is that it will also work if you are in the gunner position with a pilot, the F2 and F1 commands will have no effect.


How to dolphin-dive/bunny-hop forever, the MACRO way:
1) Get a Logitech G15.
2) Map a G key to the following sequence:
    Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone, (repeat the sequence Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone for as long as you want).
3) When in doubt, tap this G key and you will be doing the Volx dance for the next X amount of seconds.  Downside is that you can't stop it.
4) You can get creative with this and do the following (which I do in 1on1 hot situations where I have a pistol and the enemy has a DAO-12 etc):
    Prone, Crouch, Prone, Crouch, Prone, Crouch etc (I currently have this setup for 5 second intervals).
Macros are CHEATING.
It's not third party. Dice/EA can't do shit about it because they bought the mouse/keyboard. Blame it on the mouse/keyboard company.
Hyper
Banned
+154|7018

usmarine2005 wrote:

Horrible advice.  It's asshat shit like this that ruins the game.
QFE

man, canada needs better immigration laws.
Bevo
Nah
+718|6788|Austin, Texas

RD_The_Dog wrote:

I have 1 thing to say Nyte..........Hook, Line and Sinker.  +1

For the rest of you.........Loosen the Fuck up.
Amen.

You guys still posting taking this seriously.... It's just sad.
xX[Elangbam]Xx
Member
+107|6964
The only thing I can agree with (i don't have the ability to macro so theres goes that, along with the ability to fly) is the part with VoIp. I hate clans and squads that are like all Mambo Rambo
Nyte
Legendary BF2S Veteran
+535|7019|Toronto, ON
The fact about me having less TK's than the complainers pretty much shut them up.

Last edited by Nyte (2006-08-03 11:03:03)

Alpha as fuck.
Todd_Angelo
Leukocyte
+336|6894|Warlord

Nyte wrote:

The fact about me having less TK's than the complainers pretty much shut them up.
No it didn't, Lieutenant WLR now lower than mine

TK/T: Nyte, 1.06; USMarine2005, 1.01; k30dxedle, 0.76; Todd_Angelo, 0.96; ilocano, 0.58.

Oh and while we're on the subject guys, thought you might like to see this for some perspective: 0_Vengeance, 12.98. In case this needs to be put more bluntly that's 13 TKs per hour, on average. Now, anyone want to attempt to 'justify' that?
[n00b]Tyler
Banned
+505|6861|Iceland

Nyte wrote:

The fact about me having less TK's than the complainers pretty much shut them up.
dont mean to diss but u dont have 4 ppl runwayblocking in 1 takeoff? i do! i do
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6934

Todd_Angelo wrote:

TK/T: Nyte, 1.06; USMarine2005, 1.01; k30dxedle, 0.76; Todd_Angelo, 0.96; ilocano, 0.58.
I don't fly much, but when I do, I prefer going after the enemy flyers.  I rarely bomb, since there are often too many friendlies next to contested areas.  I hate getting TK bombed whenever I'm capping flags, but too many flyers don't care that there are blue dots near a gray flag.  But when a team mate tags an armor, I'm there.  I just wish more ground-pounders spot aircraft though.  As a groundpounder, I regularly help our flyboys by spotting the aircraft chasing our flyboys.

Last edited by Ilocano (2006-08-03 12:41:14)

Nyte
Legendary BF2S Veteran
+535|7019|Toronto, ON
Discuss my leetness.
Alpha as fuck.
Ubersturmbannfuhrer
I am a fucking homosexual
+211|6873|Parainen, Finland
A good post!

+1
jaktar
Member
+10|6856

ZCor3x wrote:

Pubic wrote:

Nyte wrote:

This is just a rehash of older posts.

How to get amazing at TV guided missiles, the MACRO way:
1) Get a Logitech G15.
2) Map one of your keyboard keys to helicopter "shoot".
3) Map another one of your keyboard keys to "alternate fire".
3) Map a G key to the following sequence:
    F2, alternate fire key, shoot shoot shoot shoot (just record "shoot" for roughly 4 seconds), F1
4) So anytime you are solo choppering, just hit the G key and aim with your mouse.  When you destroy your target, the macro will switch you back into the pilot seat.
5) The beauty of this macro setup is that it will also work if you are in the gunner position with a pilot, the F2 and F1 commands will have no effect.


How to dolphin-dive/bunny-hop forever, the MACRO way:
1) Get a Logitech G15.
2) Map a G key to the following sequence:
    Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone, (repeat the sequence Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone for as long as you want).
3) When in doubt, tap this G key and you will be doing the Volx dance for the next X amount of seconds.  Downside is that you can't stop it.
4) You can get creative with this and do the following (which I do in 1on1 hot situations where I have a pistol and the enemy has a DAO-12 etc):
    Prone, Crouch, Prone, Crouch, Prone, Crouch etc (I currently have this setup for 5 second intervals).
Macros are CHEATING.
It's not third party. Dice/EA can't do shit about it because they bought the mouse/keyboard. Blame it on the mouse/keyboard company.
Not third party?  It's not included in the game itself, thereby making it third party.  Reguardless of whether or not you had to install a program to macro or not.
seb--morin
Im high
+152|6907|Montréal, Québec
Marco are not really good..
you might want to have REAL skillz maybe ?
LividBovine
The Year of the Cow!
+175|6647|MN
Nyte, I hate agreeing with people that are trying to get a rise out of people, but I do agree about the jet drop.  Have tried it and it works.  If you play Wake enough you might have the same feeling about the F35 being useless. If you want to win the round against a good team, it is a very good option.  I just wouldn't TK for it unless the team repeatedly loses and is full of incompetance.  As far as Macros go, hate them, close to cheating to me.  But in all honesty, if I had a G15, I might try them out.
"The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation" - Barack Obama (a freshman senator from Illinios)
Ridir
Semper Fi!
+48|7031
all i gotta say is Ghost Recon (up until the last expansion pack) was the shit and loved it more then this, too bad the ingame brower sucked to play with.  Rainbow 6 was the shit too, after they got fucked by UBI though they turned into POS games imo, too run and gun not enough of the orginal planning, thinking, and executing.  Oh and GR hit detection with wounds in an area affecting that area was fucking brillant.

ps OP sucks
gene_pool
Banned
+519|6888|Gold coast, Aus.
Nyte. lets make out. You're awesome.
agent146
Member
+127|6653|Jesus Land aka Canada
lol "go check out that corner" there are no "corners" in bf2 well atleast not as much as rainbow 6 and swat 4
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6760|N. Ireland
i have to admit, i like it. i always tk for vehicles, it's payback for all those times i was tk'd! although i rarely play bf2 anymore, mainly project reality - tk'ing WILL get you kicked (30 second respawn time usually), and you need a VOIP like "i'm flashing the room"

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